Venusian Vortex
So half of the astro is like “you’re exhausted, take a rest, seriously sleep or get a carrot juice or something and then tomorrow you can work some more on your pelvic alignment or using your quads less when you [ Read more…]
Category Archives: Venus Venusian
Too Hot, Too Greedy – Wuthering Venus-Uranus-Pluto
The latest Wuthering Heights movie is bound to be a MASSIVE trigger for even the most dormant of Love Zombie tendencies, seriously. So is the Venus-Uranus-Pluto shebang later this week. Yes, i shall be addressing this, apres Full Moon & [ Read more…]
Venus in Vitamins
Other than hyperbolic Virgo-Vision with which to assess shades of grey on a meant-to-be-white-t-shirt or objectively do face-as-a-canvas type make up genius, Venus in Virgo is genius at making one crave rocket, wheatgrass, carrots, super-greens. The nexus between bright-eyes/bushy tail/gleam [ Read more…]
Venus Into Virgo Will Be Your Everything
Right. Venus is now in Virgo and as you know from Virgoans Of Fashion this could get a tad obsessive. But in a (sort of) good way. To Do Before Oct 29: * Screech through your undies drawer ruthlessly discarding [ Read more…]
Well Hello There
O.M.G. it has been a while. Well, since last August anyways. YES VENUS IS BACK IN LEO. If you wonder whether the Love Goddess (and, you know, variations on Love) in the sign of theatrics, ego and flamboyantly having a [ Read more…]
Moon-Venus Lubricity
Unsurprisingly, old school astrology books were often ultra-patriarchal in tone and content. An astrological book of 1688 warned “the conjunction of Venus and the Moon produces extreme lubricity, brings venereal diseases and causes women of quality to become enamored of [ Read more…]
The Venusian Time Machine
Venus in Kataka/Cancer square Saturn at the end of his trip through Libra is like a therapeutic time machine for relationships: Perspective, O.M.G. type insights and ultra-clarity if you’re not doing denial or a Love Zombie bender. Massively insightful [ Read more…]
The Love Zombie Recovery Meeting
Venus trine Neptune on a Void Moon – like NOW – can be a trigger for Recovering Love Zombies, just saying. Antidotes; Avarice, Vanity, Gourmet Food, Fitness, Being Kind Those Peeps Being Zapped by the Zap Zone. Also, i am [ Read more…]