Why Men Love Bitches

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Ages ago, i got sent a review copy of The Rules & everyone who came to this dinner party at my house denounced it on various grounds. End of the night the book was gone – nicked. So even though i was married then, i bought a copy – curious – somebody came over, again, said it was crap – stole it. The local library says it is always their most nicked book as well.

Why Men Love Bitches is actually a fab read though i had to always quickly hide it when any of the Aquarians came over & it fits into the same category as The Rules; essentially – men love/need to chase, don’t deny them that thrill and while you’re at it, have some fuqing standards. There are a few in that same genre and then there are the more New Agie ones where  you’re into candour & honesty, letting someone know how you feel et al. Barbara De Angelis (the ex wife of Men Are From Mars -Women Are From Venus dude) is prob more in that genre. And then there are ones written by male pick-up artists or the genre where men tell us ladies to get with how men actually just are. Sigh. And this is without even entering into gay relationships.

What I want to find out is if there are some signs more or less inclined to ever look at a dating/self-help relationship book?

Also whether your essential instinct (if you are  happily married please just hark back to dating) is to treat-them-mean-to-keep-them-keen OR total goobly candour?

And what approach works best on what sun sign?

I think The Rules sort of work (especially when it comes to keeping your own dignity by not text-stalking etc) but maybe not on Aquarian men. Well, actually they work too well on some men- to the point that the second you relax and are nice/available/candid – they’re evasive.

Venus sign if you know it please!

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Spick Monster by Rory O’Neill

An unencumbered waning Moon in Virgo & cleaning truly  is therapeutic. Ditto organising, culling, sorting & editing.  The Sun in Aquarius draws near to Neptune: For brilliantly lucid dreaming, drink mint tea (spearmint, peppermint, anymint) before bed tonight & dab essential oil of lavender on temples as you to sleep. The really High-Functioning Flakes can whack a crystal in between the pillow-slip and their pillow.

Am writing weekly scopes for mid-March but seeking reassurance that there are actually men in my world who might like me other than the ludicrously handsome but chemically insane Uranian and the maybe-married Leo-Rising-Aquarian-Rugger-Stud, I was skimming a dating site. There’s men all right. And I clicked on the profile of one – hilarious. It said something to the tune of “if you are a woman sitting alone in a house with three cats and a pile of self-development books move right along, I am not for you.”  Mortifying. Not only was I alone in the house with three cats hanging around, I had a pile of books about things like Aura-Reading, Feng Shui For Dummies, Why Sugar Is The Devil, my esoteric symbols dictionary,  Exploring Jupiter, The Art Of Seduction, Memories, Dreams & Reflections by Jung & Why Men Love Bitches. I was like this guy’s Nightmare Girl!

BTW: I have a feeling that Uranus into Aries (it will be next year!) is going to translate into a massive spike in the amount of people doing D.I.Y. I don’t mean just the obvious things like D.I.Y. tiling your own bathroom, I mean D.I.Y. everything. Uranus in Aries is also heaps of records being broken, a whole new level of sports genius. Cloned athletes?