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Over in the Daily Scopes, I have been attempting to reassure Librans about the impending arrival of Saturn in their sign for the first time since 1980 or whatever it is. I am not even bothering to invoke the glorious boundary-setting powers of Saturn Girl. No. Mars is in Leo and all so i’m going straight for saying that Saturn is The Thin And Rich Transit.
And I am not even lying just to make Librans feel better! Even though that is what they do to everyone else. It is actually the truth. And Saturn, btw, will be in Libra on Thurs in London, America et al and very early AM on Friday in Australia. I expect that it will actually awaken me.
Anyway, Saturn – by very dint of the amazing focus it helps to create & the discipline et al, IS so the Thin and Rich transit. And please, I am not extolling anorexia nor an inequitable capitalist system blah de blah. Simply that Saturn kills your appetite and it makes you SO mega-insanely security and status conscious that you will work your arse off to avoid even a nano-second of insecurity or being looked down upon, whatever.
It’s not just the ramped up work ethic – you don’t want to buy naff crap. It’s like your inner-retail-discriminator goes into hyper-drive.
Not only that – there are some intense work jags such as studying for an exam/writing a book that invariably involve large amounts of ‘reward carbs’ and endless hours sitting on your bum. Infuriating. But with the strong Saturn vibe and Pluto in Capricorn to back it up, there will be self-control exerted at all levels. Yes Libra, you too can waft around looking disdainful at the very thought of chocolate because you actually ate some celery before you came out and besides, you are on a schedule that works to maximise your health, beauty and focus.
You may be bitched up to haute hell & wow will all those peeps who mistook your fluffy charms for weakness get one freak of a fright when you unleash the new boundaries (borders is more like it, with armed guards, the lot) but you will look fantastic and the bills will be paid on time. Read or re-read Capricorn For A Day to get a glimpse into your new life. Go hard or go home. Time and Money are on your side.
You know Saturn is in “play” when one uses bullet points to convey one’s info.
* If you have not read my previous Saturn Girl post, please do.
* I am up to my bum in Saturnine stuff (Saturn is opposing my Sun and sextiling my Jupiter – go figure) so after this I am unlikely to be posting the rest of the day but Daily Scopes are posted for Weds and Thurs & of course there are the Confidentials to read, gigabytes of archives & the trusty Oracle.
* I am adding a new feature for Alpha Mystic subscribers. It will be on the Daily Scopes page. It’s a Saturn-Scheduler. I don’t think i am going to call it that indefinitely. That is just a working title. What I am going to do is flag the strongest days for business, health, seductions and/or anything majorly crappy in the month ahead. I try to do this anyway but the Scheduler will go up at the start of each month guaranteed. It’s good for when you have the chance to choose dates for meetings, appointments, dates etc. You will be able to glance at it & pick from optimal days, whilst working around le merde, ahead of times.
* And, by being or becoming any sort of a subscriber, you are aiding advertisement free astrology, thank you very much!
* Yes, Saturn is in Libra from Friday October 30. A.k.a next week. And then it goes out again in early 2010 & back in again etc. All this is detailed in Saturnalia.
* I have had complaints – yes – COMPLAINTS that my latest Scopes/ Daily Mystic etc has been TOO POSITIVE. As in that I am just saying nice stuff to make myself more popular, not telling it like it is lol. The truth is that now through until the end of October IS like a beautiful little astro-oasis and then – basically for November – we have Saturn Square Pluto. This is not “bad” as such but it is challenging. You know, like growth passage challenging. November – especially the middle of it – is not so good for taking risks. Apart from calculated growth strategies that involve you suavely restructuring your life. But it tends to involve intense – as journos say – “news days.” The last time Saturn was within coo-ee of Pluto it was Saturn Opposing Pluto in Aug/Sept 2001. It’s a major cycle and it tends to reverberate in geopolitics. This November will (a) very quickly show us just how the Pluto in Capricorn economic situation is going….Recovery? Or more merde unveiled??? And (b) Stress any unresolved situations from back in 2001/2002, particularly of a geopolitical nature. Satisfied???
* Between now and the end of October, as Saturn trundles over the last degrees of Virgo, is a great time to write out in as orderly a fashion as one can manage, all the wisdom and lessons gleaned since late 2007. The very areas bugging you now will feel FAB once Saturn is out of Virgo and Uranus is left to trounce about individuating. But as Saturn goes BACK over these degrees in 2010, do the lesson grokking bit right in the next ten days and you will LOVE next April…
* Go Saturn Girl! And remember – boundaries. Talented Telepath Saturn Girl is way too busy to be obsessive about them. So she thinks ’set and forget’. See below, Saturn-Girl banishing a monster of self-doubt, slackness and lack of boundaries with one flick of her well kempt fist.
And here whizzes the Moon into Saggo…! It’s so rad! And Venus is trining the ruler of Saggo, Jupiter. They are going to be insufferable. But if you need to seduce one – or get him/her onside for a scheme, even – go find one. They are the Yes-People du jour. Plus the Moon in Saggo is trined by Mars. It’s a big Fire-signed few days of hotness, daring and radical candour.
Though i’d beware of telling Leos they look ‘tired’ because they’ll think you mean ‘gaunt’ or ‘well’ because they will interpet it as ‘fat’. Don’t tell Leos a THING so long as Mars is in their sign. Just nod in awe-struck admiration and give them all your money without them having to actually ask for it. Sagg Moon is also restless, outdoorsy & prone to mouthing off a bit. Okay, a lot. Schedule in physical activity/outdoor something or prep to go noisily bats.
YAY! Jupiter is Direct today!!!! Tues night is thus perfect for some grandiose resolutions. Remember it’s Jupiter in Aquarius so make them as ostentatious, utopian and bats as possible. It’s Jupiter so nix self-doubt with Saggo-style gusto. It’s the Dark Moon so you are still resting in prep for the seriously full on new phase starting next week – these resolutions need not be affirmed with champagne or yelling. Jupiter is heading forward to conjunct Chiron and Neptune again – the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding is on again. Think: Unusual ways to totally reinvent everything and turn it into a haute Aquarius vision of modern living. Yes, despite Pluto in Cap & whatever Saturn is doing du jour.
Everyone: Please post your most brilliant and O.T.T. Jupiter Direct Vows of Extreme Fabulousity….
Eric Traore WAITING FOR THE MOON (AND MARS!) TO BE IN LEO ALREADY!!!!!
Okay so i AM back & have about a billion things i want to blog about BUT due to that STRANGE night last night, utterly stricken with ennui – two hours sleep max, I reckon. Ridiculous. Interesting that heaps of you are reporting similar scenarios. The Moon WAS conjunct Mars and I think Mars has had a gutsful of being in Cancer, I really do.
I am going to go to sleep now & hopefully emerge in a blur of brilliance later. But subscribers – try to grok what i said in the Daily Mystic this morning re Venus this week! IT really is a shockwave of Venusian activity & tomorrow is Mars + Venus both aspecting Saturn so seriously sophisticated and worldly love/sex realisations. On the sober, Saturn Girl end of things but definitely worth honouring.
Dark Moon near Mars is now VOID – bloody hell. I am going to follow my own advice and ‘down tools’ till it’s non-Void and into Leo…
Oh and i read a funny line today that makes me think of Mercury in Aries or anything in Sagg; “Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”
Moon into Leo aka When The Spaz Lifts:
L.A – 23.03 Sunday Night
New York - 2.03 Monday Morning
London – 7.03 Monday Morning
Sydney – 16.03 Monday Arvo
The Egyptian Cat Goddess Bast in her full Cat Form.
“Dear Ms Medusa,
While I enjoy your mystical meanderings in both the newspaper (where is your column now by the way?) and on your site, I am writing to ask why i should subscribe. What is the point? What i mean to say, without wishing to offend your good self, is why buy a cow when I am already milking it? It likewise occurs to me that you could make more money as your erstwhile employers do, by advertising. There are more than one way to skin a cat.
Kind Regards,
Paul, You can probably not guess my sign although you would be fascinated.
Great Demons,
he’s caught me pre-menstrual, glugging the Greenwitch pmt gunk (note to the ladies, this shit works) and with the Full Moon building triggering my MERCURY in Aries. Given that i cannot launch a direct strike on the gentleman with some light-sabre-cadaceus style thing, I shall respond swiftly.
* There “is” more than one way to skin a cat. Not “are.”
* Cat skinning as metaphor? Reference image/link of and to Cat Goddess Bast above.
* Cow? Milking? Thank you for reaffirming my desire to go Vegan. See Taurus – The Holy Celestial Cow
* Benefits of You Subscribing For Me: Site continues, thrives even.
* Benefits of You Subscribing For You: The “free milk” of the blog + Oracle, whatever is fab but it depends on my whims. Some days i just want to prattle on about what Delia Antwerp Aaars might like to wear and other days it’s about the next Full Moon. The next I’m not here and then it’s something that only an Astro-Fiend would care about. The Daily Mystic and Scopes are directional. Targetted, supplemented milk with a purpose. Holy Cow, the Milk metaphor is sending me bats and so are you.
* No i can’t guess your sign and I am harder to “fascinate” than you might imagine.
Sunday is a Full Moon in action-Aries so it’s opposing the Sun in Libra, always a fun one for Aries style Respect issues to erupt. And it being in the signs of Venus (Libra) and Mars (Aries) opposing makes it sexy but hell on crap couples. Mercury is aligned with Saturn and Uranus with Juno – it’s like the Alphabet Vs The Goddess a la below! Or Elmer-Fudd consciousness v.s. Bugs Bunny Harebrained Trickster energy. Could be loads of fun polarised flirting and debate, so long as you haven’t got issues stewing beneath your serenity smirk.
Juno is the Queen of Heaven, Uranus is like Prometheus. Mercury is back on Saturn for the third time in a row, due to that retrograde. Messages you didn’t quite grok over the last few weeks are re-sent. Someone, you may realize, ain’t going to budge from whom he/she is. Be practical and energy conserving + observant of details (Mercury Saturn) to get more quickly to the Uranian-Juno blessings. And remember: couples in trouble find this a hard Moon. Hi-Qi peeps out for a good time may enjoy the heightened sexual tensions.
I LOVE the pic above. Raven mythology is sensational. Shall do an extended rave re it one day. O.m.g. the word ‘rave’ come from the olde English ‘raven’ – meaning to dream and wander. Ravens are SO magic.
MARS IN GEMINI & MOVING TO SQUARE SATURN MAKES YOU WANNA ACT OUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS;
BUT MERCURY IN VIRGO SEXTILE VENUS & THAT IT’S AN ECLIPSE WITH THE SUN IN LEO COUNSEL SOMETHING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF THIS…
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