Capricorns trying to Think Pink because Venus is in Libra and it’s nearly Beltane? But one of them has just seen the accountant who warned off her off putting crap like that turquoise steering wheel through her Bonsai-Tree maintenance company account? Reflection-obsessed Leos getting off on the results of their Saturn-in-Virgo skincare regime (giving up glycation causing substances such as sugar was abominable but so worth it) but annoyed by the trippy Piscean chick in the back who keeps thinking she’s seeing her Exes all over the place?
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Isabelle Adjani at Cannes – Getty Images
My theory is that Crab ladies (a la Isabelle Adjani, above) use sunglasses in much the same way as women of the olden times used their fans – to sort of hide behind & peek come hithery out from. Leos use their sunglasses like a limo – you can’t see in but they can see out and they can not – they TRULY cannot – resist a little bit of bling on the things. Diamante. The designers initials. Gold trimmings. Scorpios wear sunglasses like armour & they will not hesitate to wear them indoors. Not for a moment. The champion of Scorp sunglassing would have to be the US Vogue editor Anna Wintour, seen here at some fashion parade.
I had a HUGE pair of sunnies a few years ago that i ADORED wearing as they were like a shield but they made me look like a fuqing fly. And an ex-mother-in-law urged me into a buying a really blingy pair that i now sense were a reflection of what she thought of me. They were nicked by a junkie wearing a Juicy Couture trackpants outfit & massive dangly long diamante earrings & glittery ultra violet fake nails. My first sunnies were RayBan & in them, i felt impossibly cool. Last time i got sunglasses they were FITTED by this woman at a shop. A Libran. I was just browsing but she was suddenly insistent on analyzing my face shape & critiquing the Fly Sunnies i already had. She measured my eyebrows. I think maybe because it was actually an optomoetrists. Whatever they are called. And a Libran. Sweet as they so into symmetry and all.
Aqua & Gem like do zany, I reckon. And you???
Just to flow with the last days of this Mercurial Bats in Aquarius. It’s tacky, yah, but i do like LOLcats when in a certain mood & Jezebel’s LOL-Vogue is ditto hysterical…But now the BIBLE has been translated into LOLCats. Complete with a deity called Ceiling Cat. Here is LOLcats Genesis
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
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