Look, we all know how difficult it is to buy presents for Virgos. A Virgoan trying to gift another Virgoan is a study in anxiety and neurotic nit-pickery: Too itchy, too cheap, too costly, too synthetic, not sending out the right message, too naff, too trendy, not quite right so right after my hyperventilating flip out in the mall lavatory, we’ll go spend another four hours getting the Right Gift and no, a voucher is never acceptable.
So all hail the Detectair: ideal for a chic hypochondriac, trend-aware Virgo of either gender.
YES. Read on and see if you agree -
“…the Detectair vest contains sensors that detect the ambient air quality and displays the data on the garment itself by illuminating a pattern of embedded LEDs across the chest
The LEDs visualize an individual’s quality of breathing based on the toxicity levels in the air. Small vibrators alert the wearer when they have entered into a dangerous and unhealthy environment.
…The collar itself functions as a protective mechanism akin to a medical/dust mask. In an unhealthy atmosphere, the wearer can shield her face/mouth by pulling the collar around the neck and face.”
A la 
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