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Astro-Joan Jett- Ultra Virgo…

March 15, 2010 in Astro In Books, Astro-Women, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 14 comments

Imagine how weird and yet cool it would be to have your late teens turned into a movie...Joan Jett is played by Kristen Stewart in The Runaways, also starring Dakota Fanning…it looks so beautifully styled, all L.A. Glam Rock-Seventies Hair & an all-girl band banging around the place.

Joan Jett is still totally going for it (performing, sporting black leather trousers, attempting to break artistic boundaries etc)  & interestingly, this movie is coming out just as Saturn is right on her Virgo Sun.  The last time Saturn was her Sun was when the band was just breaking up in 1979. So eerie and apt…the way Saturn cycles work!

She’s Sun-Mercury-Venus-Pluto in Virgo with a feisty Uranus in Leo v.close by.

TME: It has been said that as a performer, you’re especially hard on yourself. Is this true?

JOAN JETT: Definitely. More so in the studio than live. On stage you just react to the moment, but I’m such a perfectionist. I’m a Virgo and I have a lot of Virgo in my chart. I expect to do things right the first time, every time — even when I know people should not expect ultimate perfection instantly from themselves. That just doesn’t happen. Say we’re recording a song and I’m doing a vocal. If I’m off key or hit one note slightly off, I don’t totally freak because I’m getting better about that. But I get really angry at myself. Realistically, you can only demand so much of yourself. I’m aware of that and I’m getting better about being more patient with myself.

AND, of course, she’s now got Uranus opposing her Virgo Sun: It’ll be fascinating to see where she takes this.

Astro-Gaga: Coitus Virgo Interruptus

March 8, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

Steven Meisel – Vogue Italia March 2010

You know what? I am not even going to bother making this is a competition because it’s SO obvious and I’ve already won….

Never mind HER sign, the bloke is clearly a Virgo & he’s leapt out of bed in a Virgoan frenzy having sensed that the neighbour is once again letting his poodle piss on the Virgo’s apartment stairs. Or, this could be worse: He suddenly remembered that the doormat across the road was crooked and he’s glaring to see if anyone has straightened it yet.

Of course he could be a Virgo who has called a halt to sexual proceedings after glimpsing a strange stain on that lampshade and he KNOWS it is petty so is just collecting himself, a few deep breaths to deal with the situation and he will be fine.

He is also wearing sandals on her lovely floor so as not to catch some nasty fungal disorder on his feet and she is a Gemini attempting to both look sexy, flatter her boobs AND reach over behind the chaise lounge for her mobile.

Thoughts?

Narky Virgo Moon Reminder

March 1, 2010 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 21 comments

Virgil Finlay

Whilst the Moon is still in Virgo…until 11.32 Tues in Australia, 0.32 Tues in London, 19.32 Monday night in New York & 16.32 in L.A….take some time to actually note down and analyze your Full Moon in Virgo findings.

Virgoan wisdom only counts when it’s put in a list & assessed. It’s not nebulous. And, given the recent astro-weirding, you should have some sort of sagacious info to carefully observe.

Astro-Fashion – Russia Vogue Does Virgo, Gemini & Pisces…

February 25, 2010 in Astro-Fashion by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

These are illos from Vogue Russia’s 2010 astrology special & they are kind of awesome, yes?

This is Gemini, above, one Twin laughing & the other seething…Here’s Virgo & Pisces…

It WOULD actually take a Virgo to keep that white nunny thing so starched & white though I think that, in real life, Virgoans prefer a nude lip. Less chance for mishaps and lip imprints…

Poor Fish. It’s a bit creepy & Pisceans don’t usually like wearing watches.

Cancerians On Catnip

February 4, 2010 in Astro-Fashion by Mystic Medusa | 61 comments

Which Sign would wear these Nicholas Kirkwood Alice in Wonderland shoes?  I am thinking only a Cancerian.  On catnip.

And, whilst we are here, do any of you own an actual shoe-maintenance box? With polishing gunk and brushes etc?  If yes, would you be Virgo? Or just ex-military?

Is This On The Agenda Of Your Capricorn (Or Virgo) Boss?

February 2, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 22 comments

“…A wearable conditioning device that detects if you’re smiling and provides pain feedback if you’re not. Frowning creates intense pain but a full smile leaves you pain free! The first in a series of Tools for Improved Social Inter-Acting….”

The Happiness Hat is the invention of Lauren McCarthy

It detects when you are not smiling or, worse, frowning and pinches your neck. Only a proper smile will stop the pain. People respond better to other people who smile.

I am visualizing an absolutely batso Capricorn boss of some bizarre corporation would be ordering these in by the busload. If they were legal.

O.m.g, which sign would want their partner to wear it? I reckon Libra. They hate seeing glum faces about. But only if you have pretty teeth.

Astro-Gaga: What Signs Are These Two & What Are They Doing?

January 29, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

Jerry Metellus

Any suggestions as to this couple’s astrological reality and/or status?

My feeling is that he is a Libran checking out a waitress, as they do & she’s a Capricorn trying to figure out if the guy over in the other corner is wearing a fake Rolex or not.

Or he could be a Virgo noting a frayed thread on the sleeve of the huge bouncer, wondering whether he’d mind being politely (of course) informed of this flaw. And she is a Leo looking at her hair in the mirror and wondering if it would be okay to nip out for a quick blowdry. Casino air conditioning really fuqs with her root lift.

Or he is an Aquarius who’s just told the Pisces that their house deposit will be very easy to win back because he has actually been in contact with aliens from Arcturus who have confided an  infallible betting system that will octuple their money. He is trying to remember the random sequential prime numbers chanelled to him in his dreams whilst she is looking for a someone with a phaser gun.

Thoughts?

The Libra Test

January 27, 2010 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

Laufen

Are you truly a Libran?

You should be able to tell by the calibre of your response to this image.

A true Libra is spiritually moved and deeply inspired by such images, revowing his/her intention to more mindfully make over their bathroom into a shrine-like sanctuary.

Virgo likes anything to do with cleanliness, yes, but would immediately be turned off or even disturbed by the towels left so casually flung over the bath – surely the bottoms of them is actually IN the water, apparent lack of a shower and possibility of pollen or dirt emitting from the tree feature.

Pornography For Virgoans Part Two

January 18, 2010 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 16 comments

Pornography For Virgoans Part One was so popular (although I cannot believe they bitched about some of the pencils  not being neatly lined up & noticed that some were not evenly sharpened…actually I can) that I have some more.  I would like to think that this would cheer them up & distract them from the prospect of SATURN backing into their sign even as I type.

It won’t get there until April & it’s only going back to 27 degrees of Virgo (ie: Virgoans born close to the cusp of Libra get a good whiff of it but others are laughing) but still. It’s Saturn. And it’s opposing Uranus again.

Actually, for ALL of us, some kind of new innovative order we have been attempting to put into place all 2009 & maybe from earlier is being tested. Did we get get the Saturn bits of it right? The details? The core structure?  My god, CORE? Our core? The nature of Saturn is to endlessly carp away at the health & wealth issues + some accountability style guilting for seasoning. But when opposed by Uranus, the practical revamping pains ultimately serve the emancipation and FUN goals of Uranus. Ultimately.

Mercury FuQ#*# Retrograde

January 10, 2010 in Mercury Retrograde by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

A Journey Round My Skull

So wow, go Mercury Retrograde!  Who said that it would be more restrained in the patrician and sober sign of Capricorn?  I did. Lol. It’s certainly different from the whacko Air Sign Retros where it’s almost like The Trickster is in charge, befuddling you to auto-send e-mails mentioning A Certain Person TO that Certain Person. And I don’t think there is that fairy-tale like nostalgia that seems to beset Water Sign Mercury Retrogrades. But it’s Mercurial Bats alright…

* Having only been on it for, like, five weeks, I get bumped off Facebook!  It feels punitive though apparently it’s perfectly common. Oh well, let’s see if my “appeal” works. If not, I shall probably just posting my more inane observations up here.

* Had lunch with some peeps & a Virgo was there; terribly hungover from a dinner party the night before. Nobody had warned her that TWO of her Exes were going to be there and with their new partners, to boot. Ex-lovers always feature in one way or another, when Mercury is Retro. And if men are your thing, then Mars Retro accentuates the syndrome.

* Whilst googling myself to see if ANY trace of my F-Book content still remained, I found THIS from Sally Bennett in  the Herald-Sun today…

“…Mystic Medusa in the Weekend Australian is a favourite. She’s the thinking person’s astrologer – all sharp-witted, New Age language and dripping with sarcasm.

She doesn’t mind reminding you of your flaws or having a laugh at your expense.

She says stuff like, “Control-freakery aside, you’re the wittiest star sign.” Thanks. I think….”

And you see, I would not have read that if not for the Facebook fuq-up & I LOVE flattery.  This is how Mercury Retrograde works.

* The extendable handle on the fancy new mop i bought does not extend. This is just infuriating to someone with Mars in Virgo like me.

* Cards can weirdly not work for no REAL reason during Mercury A.W.O.L. phases & this is the Capricorn twist – it’s at some place where the person is going to give you attitude about it. eg; my card conked out in front of bitched up bogan who already hated me as I’d asked whether or not something had dairy in it. She said something like “oh you’re not one of THOSE, are you?” and then card conked just as I needed to project Capricorny hauteur. Capricorn lesson: Cook it yourself. Don’t pay peeps to patronise you.

* Another random Mercury Retro in Capricorn manifestion – especially as Saturn stations – Bad Dad issues…

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