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Vlad Worthington

January 29, 2010 in Astro-Fiends, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 55 comments

Sam Worthington has about a trillion planets in Leo, even though he LOOKS like an Earth Sign rising dude. Virgo?  That would put all his Leo stuff in the 12th House – i was talking someone the other day who’d just met him and she said when he sold everything and went to Hollywood, he took one bag of clothes, the Bible and The Alchemist. That’s 12th House. Or savvy media-skills.

And I love how he always sounds Leonic in interviews: a non-stop I-Am-The-Greatest rant-boast that’s actually really inspirational.

Anyway, he is apparently up to play DRACULA in Dracula Year Zero, a sort of bio-pic of Vlad The Impaler in which we get to see his more humane side. I guess if Sam is playing him, there will definitely be a hell of a lot more compassion for the gentleman. I just tried to post a pic of Vlad The I and the browser crashed. Unusual. Spooky. No Vlad pic. And I had a cold chill looking at it. Yick! Sam please don’t be the original Dracula. I don’t think it fits the Leo Qi.I think he should play a hunky ANGEL. See Angels Are The New Vampires.

Leo vampires should be camp and like George Hamilton.  Previously, it was established that Aquarius is the best sign for vampires. Like Count Duckula – still my fave.

Astro-Warren Beatty

January 12, 2010 in Astro-Fiends, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 37 comments

He’s been apparently blissfully married for years but a new biography out claims major Seventies star Warren Beatty had over 12,000 lovers – not counting the “casual gropes”etc. He essentially averaged a woman a day for 35 years. Legendarily insatiable, gorgeous and vain but NOT a Leo, lol.  His astro is actually really interesting & illuminating as to what sort of (astrological) equipment a pantsman could actually have…

He’s said to be 28 Virgo Rising but i reckon that’s bogus. He LOOKS like absolutely Libra Rising to me, cupid’s bow & goo-goo eyes and all. He’d only have to have been born half an hour or so later to be Libra Rising. And that would mean this annoying book (for him) would be coming out with Saturn on his Ascendent…makes total sense.

He’s an Aries – Sun conjunct Mercury in Aries so bigmouth the great & tres cocky.  Mars is in Saggo – that’s a very youthful, enthusiastic and gung-ho sort of a Mars. He’d bound off after the deed, friendly & no angst what-so-ever. No games. Extreme candour.

But the really cool bit is this: Moon in Scorpio conjunct Lilith opposite Venus conjunct Uranus in Taurus and they’re all aspected by Pluto. Not only insatiable but inventive too and not even a  hint of a Madonna-Whore complex. How there be with Moon conjunct Lilith??? Venus-Uranus in a hetero-guy is the gift to act as sort of a muse to individuated or eccentric women.

Tiger & The Astrology Of Infidelity

December 4, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 118 comments

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There seem to be two main reactions to the news of TIger Woods apparently relatively rampant infidelity.

(1) Appalled. How could he?! The pretty blonde wife, the kids, another male idol proven to be just a degenerate sleazebucket and this is so sad.

(2) Sporting. These things happen, will she stay or will she go and how much will it cost him? How many more cocktail waitresses are set to come forward?

It’s the same when other high-profile, wealthy men are in similar situations. The women? I’m not sure. Examples?

I actually get annoyed at the moral outrage directed toward peeps like Tiger when there are truly evil characters stalking our world, whose depraved actions on innocents we can read about on a sadly daily basis.

At least Tiger’s exploits were with consenting adults, infuriating & humiliating as it would obviously be for his wife. They’re both Capricorns. She has apparently already requested a seven figure sum to be transferred into her private bank account. If there is a divorce from all this, the figures would be astronomical. Legions of lawyers, journalists and fast-turnaround “biography” writers are already lining up.

Tiger’s astro is interesting.  He has the classic astro-signifier of the world-class sportsman – Mars on his Midheaven. Mars being fighting, sports, martial arts, men and Midheaven being the most important career point of the chart. So people who actually make a spectacular living via their sporting talent and incredible drive tend to  have prominent Mars & Saturn.

His Saturn is square Uranus in Scorpio – any squares to Uranus need an outlet. Think about it – this makes total sense. He’s Saturn-Man, Saturn-Man, Saturn Man. He has Virgo Rising with Saturn all over it. He is a Capricorn. Married to a Capricorn. He trains. He trains some more. He talks with his biz people. He has a lot of media and charity obligations. He trains some more. He eats clean. He is a role model. He trains again. He talks to one of his umpteen coaches about improving  his swing or whatever. He does some more media. He is a husband, a father, a businessman and a professional athlete. He trains some more.

So he is Saturn-Man. And every now and then Uranus in Scorpio comes along and says “look at you bra! You’re hot, you’re wealthy,  you’re cool – bust out a bit man.” Yes, he could maybe do it within his marriage if it were a certain sort of marriage but i am thinking that he gets these sudden urges to go Off-Programme.

Recently,  he’s had Saturn over his Virgo Rising and squaring his Midheaven – not the time to be playing around in secret. He’s also got Pluto churning toward his Sun so maybe subliminally, he has set this all up to bust out of a situation that’s not-so-him anymore. Neptune/Chiron are squaring his Venus at the moment – he’s yearning for something more…Pluto is squaring his Lilith – the Bitch-Goddess and original bad girl of astrology. I reckon there is another lover still to emerge. A Lilith type…Someone that will have peeps who care oh-my-godding for sure.

And Tiger has Uranus about to be on his Dsc – the cusp of his House of Love – sudden changes in relationships, more freedom than before. Uranus won’t get there until April but note how this all stirred up with Uranus Direct.

Hugh Hefner’s Uranus Return

November 11, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 12 comments

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I was sitting at my desk snivelling last night – my cold is getting heaps better thank you – and i saw some article about Hugh Hefner. It looked so totally the same as the rest of the five zillion articles on HH (dressing gown, peanut butter sandwiches, Playboy mansion has some mould in it, likes blondes with big tits, still believes in himself as sexual liberator, wishes all his ex-wives the best, is living the American Dream apparently, blah blah blah) that I did not bother to read it.

BUT it did prompt me to look at  his chart. Here, in the interest  of furthering our astro knowledge, is Hugh Hefner’s birthchart. Comments welcome. Here are my thoughts. Totally offhand. He ain’t asking me for help.

* He is Aries Sun with Virgo Rising and a hefty Aquarius Influence…Mars and Jupiter…Much like my Ex-Ramzilla whom, oddly enough, i met when he was working for Penthouse magazine.

* Virgo Rising and with Saturn all over it of late, he must have been hell to live with around the mansion. I can see him zipping around all hours of the AM/PM, leaving narky notes for the cleaners and going absolutely APESHIT at sanitary products left out anywhere. He would be neurotically straightening things and furious at such things as tattoos or punk hair colours. No wonder Kendra took off to marry a hot young cage-fighter. Or am i mixing her up with someone else?

* Okay, see that Sun in the 7th house?  He HAS to be a in a relationship. Genuinely needs it to feel expressed in his life. But then he has the Mercury-Uranus right on the cusp of his House of Love…That’s needing absolute freedom in love so how apt that he sets up a publishing empire (Mercury) based around sexual freedom and a situation where he always has more or less three girlfriends but maybe not the necessity of true intimacy with any of them. Top marks for manifesting Mercury-Uranus so well. And Mercury is his chart ruler…If your chart ruler is aligned with Uranus,  you WILL lead a trail-blazing life, one way or another.

* Moon-Venus in Pisces – idealises women & well, yes.

* Mars-Jupiter in Aquarius – may not be driven so much by sex at ALL…Neptune opposite the Jupiter/Mars — major fantasist but see how he has made his fortune off it…It’s a similar set-up to that of a lot of cartoonists and film-makers; 5th House, Jupiter-Neptune-Mars, Leo/Aquarius involvement.

* Next year he has his Uranus Return! Yes and right on the cusp of his House of Love…What could he do that would SHOCK everyone? Marry someone his own age? Suddenly introduce a hot young himbo into his stable of lovelies? Sue the Pope?

* I think it’s cool that there are more and more peeps out there being full-on self-actualizers (even HH’s kind of archaic version of it) at the time of their Uranus Return…

A Slumber Quest For Those Who Sleep With Another Person

October 23, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 34 comments

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Here it is & it only works if your bedpartner is someone you know reasonably well. eg; co-habit with or whatevs.

For one night, you sleep on their side of the bed. And he/her on your side. You wear the thing the bedpartner normally wears to sleep in and they wear yours.

You have their dreams or at the very least a major insight into their subliminal meanderings. Magic. Weird. My now-Ex Ramzilla husband said i was totally bang-on with my description of his dreams. He was visibly impressed. Said I was even describing his typical dreamscape really well.

But he totally refused to discuss what his dreams had been like, only to say that they had been uncharacteristic and unusual. Would they, I ask, align with what he thought my actual subconscious was like? He wouldn’t comment. Nada. Virgo Rising, you understand. Discreet? Freaked? Or simply unwilling to extrapolate given that he wouldn’t don MY sleepwear to enter the realms of Morpheus?

And o.m.g who is kind of impressed but flipped out by the bed? I think it would give me even stranger dreams than i already have. Be cool if you could attract real birds into it though. Or would it be?

Uranian Love Weirding Part 10, 001

October 14, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 34 comments

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It’s not just the Dark Moon. There is a certain tone I’m picking up on in the comments, love weirding & restlessness. It’s the Dark Moon excabarated by Saturn inching (centimetering?) along in the last degrees of Virgo. But think about this: Uranus in Pisces has been kept in check by Saturn in Virgo since late 2008.  Now, from October 30, Uranus is going to be off the leash. Yes.

Yes-yes-YES, Saturn goes on to square Pluto (Saturn is always doing something, as you know) & that is a whole other saga but so far as Uranian nights and days goes – this means fun, fast individuation, fast-forming relationships, fast-imploding relationships and sudden developments. All of the Saturn in Virgo lessons you have so painstakingly learned over the last year or whatever now come into play.  Five months (from October 30 till early April) of Uranus at play

Ideally? All that Saturn in Virgo slog has led to you being more secure, organised, together, self-reliant and now actually able to have the Uranian love affair/existence/career gig of your dreams. Of course, if you don’t get with the Saturn vibe of the last year or so, it comes back to reality-check you next April.

If you’ve got Ascendent, Venus, Mars, Sun, Moon – anything really, in late Pisces, Virgo, Saggo or Gemini – prep for Uranian Love Weirding and/or cool Uranian peeps to enter your life with the express purpose of disrupting and enhancing it.

Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is This Dude?

September 18, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 55 comments

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Hmmm. Okay, the dogs say he’s a Saggo…Curtains/jacket/flower are stylish enough for a Libran. W.T.F. Is going on with his foot? Is that a Piscean-Guy style shoe?  Or a bandage from a ju-jitsu injury so maybe he’s like an Aries with Fop rising? Earth Sign Rising does like his facial hair – it’s TRUE but if that’s HIS HOUSE then he’s a Capricorn for sure.

Apollo In Virgo…

August 25, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 16 comments

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And of course, the Sun is now in Virgo until September 23 so note a surge in your observational powers, discriminating tendencies and neat-freakery. I suddenly noticed a plug situation last night – completely minor and most likely as it always has been but i became obsessed with it’s cleanliness & potential hygiene ramifications. Other Virgoan outbreaks could be wardrobe perfection initiatives – ie; suddenly noticing and flipping over miniscule stains or areas of thread-bareness.

Imagine being a Virgoan ALL the time so this would be your consciousness perpetually. Suave but alert and  having to exert self-control not to be disturbed by lack of logical order.

The great thing is that the Sun Rises in Virgo at dawn each morning so for the next month it is manifestly more easy to spring out of bed in full Virgoan details-crisis = opportunity mode AND stick to vaguely healthy diets + not wig out over administrivia. T’is true so make the most of it…

.Once the Saturn-Uranus opposition passes & a few other little treats, we are going to have the Sun into Libra & months on end of Mars in Leo…There will be no diets or admin just gourmet living, scenes aplenty,  lusty appetites and showy love affairs with a who-gives-a-fuq for sanity or convention style attitude.

For The Virgoan Viewing Pleasure

July 1, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 36 comments

Soooo much grizzling re Are You Really A Virgo?

I thought it was revelatory. I loved the way someone bitched about the alignment of a sticker. That’s like a whole new degree of haute Virgo…Anyway, here For The Virgoan Viewing Pleasure, are some lovely pics for Virgos! Enjoy!

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Astro-Beauty: Do You Embody Your Rising Sign?

May 26, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 69 comments

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“If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a pekingese,” enquired the acerbic Virgoan Edith Sitwell – a biography of her was called A Unicorn Among Lions and there are natural echoes of The Ugly Duckling.

But the interesting astro idea is that your Rising and/or Ascendent sign really IS your best look.  If you do not know your Rising/Ascendent sign, you can figure it out via Astrodienst or via an astrologer. Once you have it, read that along with your Sun sign in any scope…See how it feels…

Do you embody your Rising Sign astrologically? It makes fashion/image a LOT easier once you accept it and – for astro-fiends only, look at the house placement of your ruling planet (ruler of the ascendent) for the BASE energy of your Look…I swear it makes AMAZING sense upon pondering. You can also have fun looking to fashion/image choices at 7 year intervals – 7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42 etc – as these are all strong Saturn-Uranian flashpoints.

And of course if you have any BIG outer planet (Uranus, Pluto, Neptune) sitting on our Ascendent (such transits take at least 18 months) then  will perform a spectacular makeover, ready or NOT.  Ascendent astro WORKS. If you need to buy new clothes, wait until Venus is hovering nearby your Asc. Anyway, I am interested in the query – does your look embody your rising sign?

Aries Rising would need bold, primary colours – especially red. Taurus old world luxe & texture v.important. Gemini – trend fiend. Kataka would SO slink around in vintage. Leo, like a Versace look & blinged  up with golden aura. Virgo; precise, layered and with some thought behind it. Libra; classic bombshell. Scorpio; black leather, Sagg; boho & gear from their travels. Cap; austere, power. Aqua; prob the same thing ALL the time but it works? Pisces; crystally yoga wear & aura enhancing hues…

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