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Astro-Gaga: Coitus Virgo Interruptus

March 8, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

Steven Meisel – Vogue Italia March 2010

You know what? I am not even going to bother making this is a competition because it’s SO obvious and I’ve already won….

Never mind HER sign, the bloke is clearly a Virgo & he’s leapt out of bed in a Virgoan frenzy having sensed that the neighbour is once again letting his poodle piss on the Virgo’s apartment stairs. Or, this could be worse: He suddenly remembered that the doormat across the road was crooked and he’s glaring to see if anyone has straightened it yet.

Of course he could be a Virgo who has called a halt to sexual proceedings after glimpsing a strange stain on that lampshade and he KNOWS it is petty so is just collecting himself, a few deep breaths to deal with the situation and he will be fine.

He is also wearing sandals on her lovely floor so as not to catch some nasty fungal disorder on his feet and she is a Gemini attempting to both look sexy, flatter her boobs AND reach over behind the chaise lounge for her mobile.

Thoughts?

Chez Mickey Rourke

February 2, 2010 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

I’m sick of trying to even THINK about Mickey Rourke’s astrology.

The man has about three majorly different birth years out there in the culture. But he is definitely a Virgo. So, yes. And here is his apartment in New York, courtesy of Architectural Digest.

That thing on the mantelpiece is “an 18th Century Bishop’s Head.” So okay, I am PRESUMING it is a sculpture, though i would not put anything past Mickey Rourke.

And here is his master bedroom. It seems VERY ornate, for a Virgo, even a Virgo movie star. Thoughts?

Astro-Gaga: What Signs Are These Two & What Are They Doing?

January 29, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

Jerry Metellus

Any suggestions as to this couple’s astrological reality and/or status?

My feeling is that he is a Libran checking out a waitress, as they do & she’s a Capricorn trying to figure out if the guy over in the other corner is wearing a fake Rolex or not.

Or he could be a Virgo noting a frayed thread on the sleeve of the huge bouncer, wondering whether he’d mind being politely (of course) informed of this flaw. And she is a Leo looking at her hair in the mirror and wondering if it would be okay to nip out for a quick blowdry. Casino air conditioning really fuqs with her root lift.

Or he is an Aquarius who’s just told the Pisces that their house deposit will be very easy to win back because he has actually been in contact with aliens from Arcturus who have confided an infallible betting system that will octuple their money. He is trying to remember the random sequential prime numbers chanelled to him in his dreams whilst she is looking for a someone with a phaser gun.

Thoughts?

The Scottish Male Virgo Cleaner

January 27, 2010 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 62 comments

The Scottish Male Virgo Cleaner is actually how he advertises himself! He’s in Edinburgh, if you’re interested;

“…I am an experienced Deep Cleaning Specialist. Being physically strong I do not shy away from moving heavy items of furniture to clean in behind them as being Virgo anything other than perfection grinds on me. If you are moving out of a rental property, moving into a house or just need your place gutted, I’m your man!…”

WHAT a brilliant idea. Do you think he’d travel to Australia on sort of a household perfectionist filth purge tour???

I love that he says perfection actually ‘grinds’ on him. Also, his ad does not say if this is his house or that of his clients. If it is HIS house, then it absolutely backs up what someone was saying below about Virgoans needing to see Earth in their environment. Is this a classic Virgo environment? Is offering to “gut” your house a bit weird or does having your house gutted mean something different in Scotland? In Australia, where I live, it means to burn out the entire interior. It’s not generally done on purpose.

He says he doesn’t want time-wasters or prank e-mails – the gent wants to WORK – but who wants to e-mail just to try to tempt some Virgoan cleaning tips out of him??? It’s a Virgo Moonwane on Monday – there will be anxiety about the skirting boards no matter WHAT else is going on. A therapeutic cleaning jag awaits us all once the Full Moon in Leo conjunct Mars has her/his way…

A Virgo Of Yore

January 14, 2010 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 21 comments

Hans Holbein The Younger

Even though this pic dates from the 1530s, she looks like a Virgo does she not?

If you click through to the Wiki, you see that art historians think she might have been a Mary Zouch (maid of honour to Jane Seymour) or an Anne Gainsford – lady in waiting to Anne Boelyn.

The Wiki also says her brooch depicts Fortuna

Bimbonic Australian Politics Note

December 1, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 86 comments

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As you know, i very rarely into politics and certainly not into Australian politics as it would surely bore the pants off those viewers from elsewhere. But today, I cannot resist and I thought some of you might like a forum to rave on about this morning’s political events. Please be nice and explain to peeps from elsewhere who jump in what is going on…

Bimbonic thoughts re this: Malcolm Turnbull and Tony Abbott are both Scorpios. So Malcolm got Scorped by a fellow Scorp. Kevin Rudd – the Virgo Prime Minister – is now in for a massive bingle with Abbot the Scorpio. Rudd has Moon in Aries. Abbott has his in Leo. Weirdly enough, they are very compatible. Kevin’s Venus is RIGHT on Tony Abbott’s Mars. If they were both gay, they would be ON. They’re born but a few months apart and actually v.similar in many ways. They both remind me a bit of mad monks but I am not sure why.

The Virgoan Mega-Test A La Tom Ford

November 16, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 76 comments

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The Virgoan designer Tom Ford has featured here before (Virgoans Of Fashion) BUT I was just reading in Details magazine that he is known for walking up to complete strangers and straightening their ties, doing up a button or otherwise tweaking their look.

And, well, it reminded me of my friend Not-The-Typical-Virgo. Her thing is labels sticking out the back of someone’s collar. She will intervene for sure. Terribly pleasantly, of course. She has never – that I know of – done an intervention on someone’s tie or button situation but i think that’s just shyness. It would have crossed her mind.

So, courtesy of Tom Ford, what is your Virgo Quotient? Do you tell strangers when their shirt label is showing? Or only if their skirt is tucked into their knickers or something similarly over-the-top???

Happy New Moon In Virgo Conjunct Saturn

September 19, 2009 in New Moons by Mystic Medusa | 13 comments

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Alix Soubiran

Happy New Moon in Virgo conjunct Saturn!

How awesome is this??? The chipper, witty, chic & plucky vibe of our Virgo aligned with super-Saturn. This is so not a Zen Sloth weekend. Brilliant for making zesty Virg0-style resolutions & zooming forward in (organised) style post-Pluto Direct, Saturn Opposite Uranus and all that. Amazing for health jagging, admin & transformative details magic.

Virgophilia

August 31, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 14 comments

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The Virgo “flowers” are the tenacious & druid-favoured Ivy along with the mighty Oak.

Their gemstone is the Sapphire, said from ancient times to protect the wearer against impure thoughts -notably Lust & Envy…

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This brooch is about $80,000 – Jasper – the other Virgoan gemstone – is way more affordable & even more magic. It’s mythological repute is that it is the ‘Christ-Stone’. Jasper wards off feelings of lethargy (the over-scheduled & hypochondriac Virgoans nightmare) and promotes Self-Respect.

And Virgos are ruled by fleet Mercury aka Hermes aka Thoth – the Messenger of the Gods, mediatrix between the different worlds and bestower of the wit, eloquence and analytical skills for which our Virgo is so justly renowned. Do you know, i have NEVER met a thick or tacky Virgo.

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For The Virgoan Viewing Pleasure

July 1, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 36 comments

Soooo much grizzling re Are You Really A Virgo?

I thought it was revelatory. I loved the way someone bitched about the alignment of a sticker. That’s like a whole new degree of haute Virgo…Anyway, here For The Virgoan Viewing Pleasure, are some lovely pics for Virgos! Enjoy!

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