Venus in Leo

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The Libran Fembot

January 4, 2010 in Astro-Weird by Mystic Medusa | 55 comments

How much easier would your Christmas have been with a Libran Fembot? This is Aiko with her creator Le Trang.

According to this article, the “$47,000 fembot was designed and built by hand, which is so lifelike that it can speak fluent English and Japanese and also help cook the turkey and hang up the decorations. Aiko, whose name is Japanese for “love-child,” is “in her early 20s,” 5 feet tall with a perfect 32, 23, 33 figure can react to being touched in certain ways like any other woman. Aiko with her amazing artificial intelligence can recognize faces and say hello to anyone she has met before and can speak 13,000 different sentences in two languages.”

So, okay yes I find that “being touched in certain ways” bit a tad sinister. But the astrology interests me. Le Trang claims to have had the idea for Aiko on August 15 2007 and she was completed (the first prototype – it’s an ongoing thing limited only by his access to funding) “about a month and a half later” So let’s take that literally and say September 30 2007 is her “birthday.”

Missy has Moon in Taurus – definitely she’d react to being touched in ‘certain ways’ – robot or NOT. Everyone knows that Moon in Taurus peeps go OFF only it’s considered polite to use terms such as ‘tactile’, ’sensual’ and ‘enthusiastic lover’.

Saturn in Virgo – oh the servitude & now he wants to tweak her to do more household chores. She’s got Venus in Leo opposite Neptune – would love to run off if only he’d hype the artificial intelligence by several billion gigabytes & would so totally do something about the frock situation but Saturn crossing over her Libra Sun = awareness of limitations. Her Mars is in Kataka – a teensy bit pass-agg. What’s the bet she does some weird shit to his cufflinks whilst cleaning them & he thinks it’s just short circuit or what-evs?

See – astrology works even for fembots. And I have e-mailed Mr Trang to enquire as to HIS birth details. Because i think they would be quite interesting, dontcha think?

Yves St Laurent – Are Leos Chintzy?

November 27, 2009 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 36 comments

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This is the master bedroom in the country residence of the late Yves St Laurent, a multiple conjunct Leo (Sun, Venus, Mercury)…Is this or is this not classic Leo? I mean, are they usually this chintzy?

Nicole Kidman’s Mars Transit

November 4, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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Either Nicole Kidman is getting some schmick astro-advice OR her actual publicist is an astrologer.

How do I know?

Okay, she’s on the cover of GQ in sexy-goo-goo get up (that one glove thing is a bit dodgy, non?) and crapping on about  “strange sexual fetish encounters”

It is a bit of a departure from her usual media and also interesting that she doing the I-can-have-a-baby-and-still-rock-the-cover-of-mens-mags-blah-blah-blah. So a strong, bold and daring media jag for Ms Kidman. Which TOTALLY fits the astro.

You know how Mars is in Leo till mid-2010?  Well, she has it going back and forth over her Jupiter, Midheaven and Venus in Leo combination. This is a totally brilliant time to stage a subtle comeback and brazenly revealing  her ‘darker’ self…

Voila her chart below…See that Leo stuff all at the top?  That’s Jupiter-Midheaven-Venus in Leo all being activated by Mars. Oh and her Scorpio Rising being sextiled by Pluto would be fun – maybe she could do something like The Gwyneth only it’s a newsletter about ‘darker’ topics?

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Have A Gorgeous Weekend…

September 19, 2009 in Astro-Passages, New Moons, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

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Happy New Moon & have a gorgeous weekend.

Enjoy the last hours of Venus in Leo for the year but fret not! The Love Goddess gets into Virgo any moment & trines Pluto; always a passionate or at least an insightful interlude.

And soon Mars is trouncing through Leo, putting some heat into dalliances or delicate beginnings/flirtations of the last three weeks or so.  Sun-Mercury is the highlight of Mercury Retrograde & you may get ’solutions’ to Mercurial mysteries as well as way more chance of Mercury Retrograde batso situations.

But the New Moon in Virgo conjunct Saturn is SMART.  The blog is back Monday midday…xxx

A Dark Moon Debate…

September 16, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 103 comments

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David Gomez

I think that with heartbreak, just like childbirth, that you forget the pain….

True, False or Way, WAY too complicated for such a trite simplification?

And, I mean the heartbreak of a romance ending or even just thwarted lust, not heartbreak resulting from atrocity or tragedy.

Then again, I have Venus (heart, love, romance) in Mutable Pisces so maybe THAT does the trick?  Whereas Venus in – say – Kataka might not only not forget but actually double-back to poke at the bruise a bit. Venus in Aries probably wouldn’t even admit that there WAS a break or a bruise. Venus in Taurus would have the whole thing documented.

There would SO be a paper trail with blame properly apportioned and stuff divvied  up…These are just off the top of my head. Please don’t take offence or nark off at me that your Venus sign is demonstrably the sanest bit of planetary woo-woo this side of the Milky Way.

Okay – your Venus Sign and whether you think heartbreak is like childbirth and that you forget the pain…Or NOT.

Venus Opposing Neptune…

September 14, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 35 comments

So, Venus is opposing Neptune for the next few days…It’s over the top, of course,  as Venus is in lovely Leo…Remember the Mercury Retro situation and be aware of the heightened potential for ego-driven delusions.  You could misjudge the degree of someone’s attraction to you. Or not…Magic can occur under such stars & maybe someone with feelings for you will find them hard to conceal. Then again, it’s a slippery bit of astro-weirding.

Venus Opposite Neptune is also a little bit of this:

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AND A LITTLE BIT OF THIS:

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Mercury Sextile Venus

August 28, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 10 comments

MERCURY IN LIBRA SEXTILE VENUS IN LEO IS SEXY & FUN…COMMUNICATIVE & FLIRTATIOUS…IT CAN BE A BIT OF THIS….

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AND A BIT OF THAT…

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Pretentious? There is always a whiff of that when Leo & Libra get together but SO WHAT? Live it up as soon enough you get to do Pluto Direct – oh the aching psychological evolution – & Saturn Opposite Uranus, Mercurial Bats + a Full Moon in Pisces…all Good but intense. Who cares if you get off being sensual & frivolous in the meantime? Make like a healthy cat; limber, protein-fuelled, compulsively groomed & ensuring you schedule in time to lie in the sun scheming your next ‘hunt’.

And..Another Venus In Leo Point…

August 27, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 26 comments

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And…just so as you know, Venus in Leo is not just brazen posing, makeovers, too much champagne, power scents, big hair, love letters left under the pillow at midnight with crushed gardenia & grandiose gestures or actually being bothered to go out and stalk someone in person (with the right outfit/hair/make-up) instead of just idle google-stalking…

No. It is also SERIOUSLY honouring your art. So T.F. what if you trashed your lovers atelier trying to come up with the Concept, crashed your girlfriend’s stupid book club or had to stay up three  nights in a row and all THAT entailed because it is all totally about the art dude. And with Pluto stationing direct bringing the most ferocious psych insights, one has to work them out via Art.

And everyone knows that artists have rad hair, drink a lot and enjoy non-trad love lives.

THIS, ladies & gentleman, is another aspect of Venus in Leo…

Venus Into Leo!

August 27, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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And, just as Mars-Pluto becomes exact, Venus sashays into Leo…The Love-Goddess will linger in Leo  until September 20…You could see her transit through this sign as a mini-prequel of what’s in store when Mars spends eight months in Leo from October…At around the time of the Saturn-Uranus opposition, Venus will oppose Jupiter-Neptune-Chiron (aka the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding) and so it’s a month of heightened drama & love thrills…Watch for dramatic bust-ups and grandiose showy hook-ups + coming outs. Venus in Leo – especially as Pluto is also Direct soon- is also classic makeover turf BUT triple check your instructions from Sept 7…the Mercury Retrograde. Bold, beautiful and who gives a fuq if you’re loud is the ruling attitude, of course & Venus in Leo does not tone it down nor succumb to a less-than-thrilling sex life. She’d rather (stylishly) do it with herself than take merde/be bored. Happy O.T.T.

So, Like, What Happened To Your Hair?

August 26, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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“Dear Mystic,

Is there an astro for bad hair karma? I’ve just had the fourth crap hair cut this year:
1. Nervous, shaky apprentice fries my hair (and himself!) by over-straightening to get a more precise cut. My hair is straight!
2. What was to be a ‘long bob’ to the shoulders (to clean up fried ends) ended up as an Austrian mullet!!! I’m beginning to suspect ‘Bruno’ is a documentary.
3. Ok, Three did an decent job but it didn’t improve the ‘look’ much.
4. Now, who says ‘Ok, you’re trying to grow it long. That’s difficult’ and then goes an cuts three months growth off???!?!?!?

Have Venus in Leo. Also wondering if Mercury owns scissors……

Cheers,

The Bad-Haired Virgo “

Dear Bad-Haired Virgo,

Oh how I sympathise. Especially hell for Venus in Leo. First of all, in  my Astroscape Books (the 2009 one and the 2010 one which is on sale from next Tues – see link to the left) I detail the GOOD Hair Moons and the BAD Hair Moons. You basically only get it trimmed during a waxing Moon if you want it to grow and get yourself waxed during the moonwane to discourage hair growth. I had a hell hair year a few years ago when this idiot both razor cut it (my hair is totally fine like a babies) and then bleached the shit out of it. I actually got really used to people asking what had happened to my hair and so now, when  people say NICE things about my hair, my eyes well up with tears. I know. This sounds really trivial but still.

Anyway, if you are in Sydney, e-mail me for my hairdressers details – she not only listens – she is psychic and affordable too. Obey the Hair Moon rules & maybe your Venus in Leo is being squared by Neptune so you need to be extra careful that you are not deceived in Venusian matters. And nobody should ever say “difficult” for things like hair growth. It’s annoying and negative. I have a client who does things like cardio-thoracic surgery in war zones and she deliberately uses words such as “tricky” or “a bit challenging for the moment.”

Oh and I don’t care what anyone says, hair SO responds to nutrition so consider seeing my psychic hairdresser or a simple barber (they listen and if you say trim 1/4 millimetre off the ends – they’ll do it, no patronising) AND a professional to zoosh up nutrition…fishy oils & quality protein, silica etc. Don’t you think???

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