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Sometime in the early Eighties, my parents were really appalled to be lent a copy of this book by some friends of theirs who said it had done something incredible to their sex lives. My father – Anglican, Aquarius – went ballistic at the familiarity. So they put it someplace & never looked at it.

Then some relations of mine (schoolboys) turned up to stay for a week, from boarding school. They had THEIR copy of this book only it had been passed around the dormitory for a year and was suitably grubby, dog-eared, scuffed, scribbled in and worse. I went and got the OTHER copy of the book to compare, for some reason.

Then, when the friends who’d lent their pristine copy to my parents returned, my mother handed it back with an apologetic Anglican smirk, explaining that they had not even had time to LOOK at it. Only it was not at all convincing because somehow the books had gotten mixed up.

The boys went back to school with a clean copy of The Joy Of Sex and my mother had to hand back the tatty copy that had some of the pages stuck together and smutty diagrams scribbled all over the place.

ANYWAY, that’s the only one i’ve ever read and the illustrations freaked me out totally, the guy in particular.

Someone must be buying these things…Which sign IS most likely to read sex manuals? I have Mercury in Aries so i don’t read manuals for anything, not even dishwashers.

Oh, have just remembered – i read the Kama Sutra – front to back. All I remember is something called Congress of the Goat and that only concubines talk to Elephant Drivers.

Note also that sex manuals big in the 70s, when Pluto was in Libra and Uranus either in Libra or Scorpio.

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Cross-dresser, author, Bohemian, proto-feminist, runaway Baroness & divorcee – happy birthday George Sand a.k.a.  Amandine Aurora Lucile Dupin…Chopin – amongst many others  – loved her. Baudelaire loathed her: “She is stupid, heavy and garrulous. Her ideas on morals have the same depth of judgment and delicacy of feeling as those of janitresses and kept women…. The fact that there are men who could become enamoured of this slut is indeed a proof of the abasement of the men of this generation.”

Astro-Fiends can see her chart on Astrodienst here:  Her Cancerian Sun is trine Pluto in Pisces Rising (that’s a social change avatar, for a start) and Uranus in Libra squares the Sun/quincunxes Pluto and trines her Mercury in Gemini. She has Moon in Aries opposite Jupiter – a protective influence, despite the fact she was totally challenging the values of her society – eg; getting custody of her kids when it was not common, particularly if rushing off from an aristocrat to have a lesbian affair et al, supporting herself via novel-writing – AND she had a Neptune-Lilith conjunction in Scorpio. Nice. She was definitely chanelling some darker version of the eternal feminine & note that Neptune the ruler of her chart. Also that Pluto (rising) is the ruler of Scorp.

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“…Chapter One…

On a certain cool, rainy evening in autumn, in a small château in Brie, three pensive individuals were gravely occupied in watching the wood burn on the hearth and the hands of the clock move slowly around the dial. Two of these silent guests seemed to give way unreservedly to the vague ennui that weighed upon them; but the third gave signs of open rebellion: he fidgeted about on his seat, stifled half audibly divers melancholy yawns, and tapped the snapping sticks with tongs, with a manifest intention of resisting the common enemy.

This person, who was much older than the other two, was the master of the house, Colonel Delmare, an old warrior on half-pay, once a very handsome man, now over-corpulent, with a bald head, gray moustache and awe-inspiring eye; an excellent master before whom everybody trembled, wife, servants, horses and dogs.

At last he left his chair, evidently vexed because he did not know how to break the silence, and began to walk heavily up and down the whole length of the salon, without laying aside for an instant the rigidity which characterizes all the movements of an ex-soldier, resting his weight on his loins and turning the whole body at once, with the unfailing self-satisfaction peculiar to the man of show and the model officer….”

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David Beckham for Giorgio Armani

“I’m very organised and controlled and need to go to bed at night knowing just what i’m going to wear the next morning…”

“…I have to have everything in a straight line or everything has to be in pairs… I’ll put my Pepsi cans in the fridge and if there’s one too many then I’ll put it in another cupboard somewhere.  I’ll go into a hotel room. Before I can relax I have to move all the leaflets and all the books and put them in a drawer. Everything has to be perfect…”

“…Beckham reportedly spends hours straightening the furniture, apparently buys exactly 20 packets of Super Noodles on each visit to the supermarket and wears a new pair of football boots for every match….”

“…In our house in Spain we used to have this big rug that when you hoovered it, you could do it in lines like Wembley. Victoria used to catch me after the kids had gone to bed doing the hoovering and it would all be in perfect lines…”

Oh well, one naturally first suspects Virgo, non? But David Beckham’s astro is more complicated than that. He DOES have Eros in Virgo, which is interesting – i would love to know if anyone else has Eros (asteroid 433) in Virgo & gets off on a bit of O.C.D?  Not that I am trivialising the condition – someone in my family had it & thank heavens it resolved by itself but you could sense how it had them in its grip. And I don’t know if DB is an official sufferer or just has his ways…

He’s got Mercury Rising in Taurus so super-quick-minded & with a vibe of the Trickster to him & a nice Mercurial lightening of all his Taurus energy but his Moon in Capricorn is exact square Uranus in Libra. That can, this is mildly phrased, make it hard to relax and one would totally develop idiosyncratic rituals to feel at ease. Okay, maybe I am reading way too much into this as he is rather easy on the eye, but from his chart, he would be a fantastic writer. True!

And I actually think he looks far better in motion than in still photography.

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Oh yah, HER again.

I totally want to do her chart.  And i found this, in an American Dateline interview:

It’s all about how she already had six children & this & that – Then, in June of 2008, just a month shy of her 33rd birthday, she tried a third time with the last embryos she had left, hoping, she says, for just one more child.

No date…But Angelina Jolie – whom Octo-Mum apparently idolises and attempts to resemble via hell knows what techniques – was born on June 4 1975. And you know  how peeps often have a kinda cute yet naff faux identification with slebs born around the same time??? But Octo-Mum is presumably a Cancerian. And one born in 1975. Early July 1975, I am guessing from the “just a month shy” phrasing.

Nothing suitably whacko leaps to mind as i gaze intently at my tatty ephemeris…Mid July would give her a Sun-Saturn conjunction in Cancer SQUARE Jupiter in Aries AND Uranus in Libra. So a Cardinal T-Square. Soz this is so astro-fiendish. But still…And July 16ish would also give her Moon in Libra and let’s just take punt that Madame Octo-Mum has Moon in Libra conjunct that Uranus. So Cancerian Sun-Saturn square Moon-Uranus and Jupiter.  I don’t want to go and crap on about this particular aspect here as will then get peeps worrying i think THEIR Moon T-square or whatevs means they are mental.

So – my guess – she’s born mid-July 1975 with all that astro-guff a la the above and WHAT ascendent (rising sign) would give her such a look? It’s not Sun-Saturn rising elst she would have cheekbones and be way less inclined to to alter her appearance to resemble Angelina. AND whilst trying to find a pic of Madame Octo-Mum, i read she injected her own lips with cooking oil. HERSELF. That does it. Jupiter in Aries rising but rendered utterly bonkers by the T-Square.