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Tiger & The Astrology Of Infidelity

December 4, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 118 comments

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There seem to be two main reactions to the news of TIger Woods apparently relatively rampant infidelity.

(1) Appalled. How could he?! The pretty blonde wife, the kids, another male idol proven to be just a degenerate sleazebucket and this is so sad.

(2) Sporting. These things happen, will she stay or will she go and how much will it cost him? How many more cocktail waitresses are set to come forward?

It’s the same when other high-profile, wealthy men are in similar situations. The women? I’m not sure. Examples?

I actually get annoyed at the moral outrage directed toward peeps like Tiger when there are truly evil characters stalking our world, whose depraved actions on innocents we can read about on a sadly daily basis.

At least Tiger’s exploits were with consenting adults, infuriating & humiliating as it would obviously be for his wife. They’re both Capricorns. She has apparently already requested a seven figure sum to be transferred into her private bank account. If there is a divorce from all this, the figures would be astronomical. Legions of lawyers, journalists and fast-turnaround “biography” writers are already lining up.

Tiger’s astro is interesting.  He has the classic astro-signifier of the world-class sportsman – Mars on his Midheaven. Mars being fighting, sports, martial arts, men and Midheaven being the most important career point of the chart. So people who actually make a spectacular living via their sporting talent and incredible drive tend to  have prominent Mars & Saturn.

His Saturn is square Uranus in Scorpio – any squares to Uranus need an outlet. Think about it – this makes total sense. He’s Saturn-Man, Saturn-Man, Saturn Man. He has Virgo Rising with Saturn all over it. He is a Capricorn. Married to a Capricorn. He trains. He trains some more. He talks with his biz people. He has a lot of media and charity obligations. He trains some more. He eats clean. He is a role model. He trains again. He talks to one of his umpteen coaches about improving  his swing or whatever. He does some more media. He is a husband, a father, a businessman and a professional athlete. He trains some more.

So he is Saturn-Man. And every now and then Uranus in Scorpio comes along and says “look at you bra! You’re hot, you’re wealthy,  you’re cool – bust out a bit man.” Yes, he could maybe do it within his marriage if it were a certain sort of marriage but i am thinking that he gets these sudden urges to go Off-Programme.

Recently,  he’s had Saturn over his Virgo Rising and squaring his Midheaven – not the time to be playing around in secret. He’s also got Pluto churning toward his Sun so maybe subliminally, he has set this all up to bust out of a situation that’s not-so-him anymore. Neptune/Chiron are squaring his Venus at the moment – he’s yearning for something more…Pluto is squaring his Lilith – the Bitch-Goddess and original bad girl of astrology. I reckon there is another lover still to emerge. A Lilith type…Someone that will have peeps who care oh-my-godding for sure.

And Tiger has Uranus about to be on his Dsc – the cusp of his House of Love – sudden changes in relationships, more freedom than before. Uranus won’t get there until April but note how this all stirred up with Uranus Direct.

Uranus Direct

December 1, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 91 comments

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Yes Uranus Stationing Direct operates like a super-bats Mercury Retrograde but think also of the mega insights.

The last few days and intensifying today/tonight/tomorrow should have been infested with breakthrough insights. That and the Full Moon make for a weird atmosphere but a damned good one if you’re open, lucid and into growth.

What I love about Uranus insights is that they are high, low and all over the place. And they sort of come with a sense of humour.  Pluto insights are heavy as hell & Neptunian insights lovely but often a bit nebulous. Let’s not revisit Saturn insights right now. But Uranians insights ZING in and you’re left with a smile on your face going WOW! Or FUQ! You know Uranus is at play when there is some  humour, synchronicity, wowing out and that Promethean spark feeling.

So who’s insighting with Uranus Direct???

URANUS DIRECT:

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New York – Tues 12.26

London Tues 17.26

Sydney Weds 6.26am

The Moon In Taurus Bust Out

November 30, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 73 comments

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For the next few days, the Moon in Taurus is squaring practically bloody everything (Mars in Leo + the Auspicious Aqua Weirding) and opposing Venus, ruler of Taurus, in Scorpio – the sign of her “detriment.”

And Uranus is stationing Direct, just to add a mega-Bats tone to all this. Uranus Direct is like a v.strong Mercury Retrograde vibe for a week or so, but with more synchronicity and subtle omens.

The Taurus Moon conflicts mean you don’t get into a war of truculence with someone, steer v.carefully around Taureans, Leos, Aquas and Scorps + try not to get too totally stuck/angry. Stubborn, ego-maniacal and vengeful…? It’s understandable but not the best expression of this astro-weirding.

Tuning into it???

Fab energy for busting out of whatever has been constricting you and you didn’t even notice…until NOW!  Jump that fence and gallop. Sometimes the grass truly IS greener on the other side of the fence. It may even be biodynamic and taste heaps better + there is a gorgeous little creek at the bottom of the pasture.

Sweet Weird Neptunian-Uranus Direct Dreams

November 26, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 42 comments

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Sweet beautiful dreams – Uranus and Neptune are BOTH so active…never mind Saturn square Pluto for the moment – our dreams are free…Surely?

Okay – yes Saturn DOES pop into dreams from time to time -  you know: One is perpetually late for an exam, having teeth falling or wandering down the main crowded tackiest mall of one’s home town naked. And then you wake up drooling into your pillow, ratty and with a pain in the neck.

I WAY prefer Uranian-Neptunian dreaming…astral travelling, flying, surreal insights, fairytale sequences so lucid it’s like Jung’s scripting the whole thing, magic animals, secret lands, like Narnia only sexier.

Venusian Bats

November 26, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 80 comments

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For the next few days Venus hooks up with Weird Planetary Dudes Uranus & Neptune.

It’s totally too hard to do bourgeois loving. And boy, have you picked the wrong few days to do dinner with in-laws or dutiful shite.

Think of Uranus as more like Prometheus or Promethea and in harmony with Venusian values for a better grip on it.  Add the square to Magical Realist Neptune and well, your love life can be v.satisfyingly morphed between now and next week’s Full Moon. It may be morphed overtly (compleat with peeps tut-tutting) or simply a mental segue that is nonethless QUITE the thought-quake experience for you.

It could be something else Venusian -getting suddenly over a past romantic thing, a $$$ realisaton or a rad makeover. Dreams bring good love guidance and it’s no use trying to be conventional. Unless that’s  your form of rebellion because you’ve been an insane player all year or something.

Note also that Uranus is zapping out weirding-rays all OVER the place, a bit like Mercury Retrograde, only it’s more affecting love,  your nervous system and systems in general. Let your mind run free (excellent fantasizing vibe) but ground your body and run any planned communiques through a sanity-check or at least wait until you have sobered up before bashing the send button.

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The Aqua-Moon

November 22, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 93 comments

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La Luna is in Aquarius so go individuate your head off. Plus Uranus is in slo-mo set to go Direct in early December. Uranus RULES Aquarius. Sun/Mon/Tues are thus super-Uranian and a really good time to be your true self, eccentric and certainly don’t trip along following someone else’s unique vision. It’s emotionally cool as well. The Sun is newly in Saggo so think breezy, sanguine, individuated and totally active. As the Moon meets the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding in the next few days, there is luck & visions of the future where-ever you have Aquarius going on. More in the Scopes & Daily Mystic, obviously.

Weekend Mash-Up, Uranus Retro & Aqua Girl

June 29, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Metaphysical Quirks, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

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How was your weekend?!  Mine was excellent though to back to back socialising did in my Sunday & I totally Zen-Slothed.

In my Sunday evening trackies & with my daughter in the suddenly torrential rain, we schlepped past an impromptu Michael Jackson Tribute Street Party – was gorgeous. About 50 people all dancing to really well-mixed MJ. And they were good dancers.  What interested me most is that there were teens through to 60-ish year olds, people who were clearly professional dancers & others who were just picking up on the moves they did at their school formal once upon a time. And the kids krumped.

Uranus is in utter sl0-mo, practically at a standstill, getting set to turn Retro on Weds, just as Venus squares everything in sight. I know I said this last week but – again – it is not a good time to try and control other peeps. Especially Aquarians & Pisceans, also Taurus & Libra…They’re individuating to the max.

It IS a brilliant time to be your own unique yourself, live & let be. Vary your routine. Ditch the obligatory shit – where you can – whilst also honouring the Eclipse-Season Get Real vibe.  The Eclipse (15 Capricorn) is in my 12th  house so my practical resolution is to meditate properly. But remember that the Uranian vibe adds a zany zing to the atmosphere & that not everyone channels Uranian Qi as well as – say -  you or I might.

Don’t bait the crazies. Stay serene & nourish thy nervous system.

My friend Aqua-Girl – who is probably the ultimate Aquarian female in many ways – has announced she is going into “poly-phasic sleep cycling” in the next month. Hence her social availability will be limited and she is totally off coffee and sugar. “A lot of big people do it,” she said breezily. “Richard Branson, Buckminster Fuller…”  I can’t remember the other names.

What it is: you sleep for only two hours a day so that you have 22 hours a day of total productivity. How you do it; You train yourself to sleep – zapping straight into REM – for 20 minutes every two hours. She may or may not use her lucid dreaming goggles during this time. Aqua-Girl sends men crazy. I see it all the time. She has waist length blue black hair and has that sort of archetypal delicate Asian lotus flower look.

But she is a multiple conjunct Aquarian and completely bats. She does nude hiking and surfing, djs, goes straight from a ten day Silence Retreat to clubbing, is an excellent mother to her two daughters & is currently dating a much younger nanophysicist whom she made go to relationship counselling two weeks after they met. Just to tweak a few things.

I think i would go ravingly nuts if I tried polyphasis sleep cycling. I did it by default when my children were babies and it did  not seem to produce the sharpened mind and sudden ability to become an awesomely productive mogul & guru.