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Astro-Gaga: Coitus Virgo Interruptus

March 8, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

Steven Meisel – Vogue Italia March 2010

You know what? I am not even going to bother making this is a competition because it’s SO obvious and I’ve already won….

Never mind HER sign, the bloke is clearly a Virgo & he’s leapt out of bed in a Virgoan frenzy having sensed that the neighbour is once again letting his poodle piss on the Virgo’s apartment stairs. Or, this could be worse: He suddenly remembered that the doormat across the road was crooked and he’s glaring to see if anyone has straightened it yet.

Of course he could be a Virgo who has called a halt to sexual proceedings after glimpsing a strange stain on that lampshade and he KNOWS it is petty so is just collecting himself, a few deep breaths to deal with the situation and he will be fine.

He is also wearing sandals on her lovely floor so as not to catch some nasty fungal disorder on his feet and she is a Gemini attempting to both look sexy, flatter her boobs AND reach over behind the chaise lounge for her mobile.

Thoughts?

Astro-Sun-Sign Query Du Jour: U-Tunes

May 27, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 95 comments

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SOMEONE tried to commandeer my Productive Mercury Retro Nostalgia post & make it all about your first/most fave music – when it was meant to be about the first thing you saved up for – but i had already planned it as an Astro-Sun-Sign-Query-Du Jour!  You can go there with the Mercury Retro Nostalgia if you like – first OBSESSIVELY ADORED bit of music + all-time-great classical and what genre of music you funk out to when you’re in a seriously musical frame of mind.

Taurus is the sign most officially musical and said to be blessed with a naturally melodious voice and pitch. A ludicrous amount of jazz avatars are Aquarius. Leos are more likely to be performers than many an other sign but is the music or the stage/limelight?  Film is more the innate Leonine medium. Aries are so up themselves, they’ll give karoke a go with but a quick faux shudder of modesty and consider the audience blessed to have heard them. Arieans are also, along with Capricorn, more likely to be into heavy metal than other signs. Pisceans tend to only like listening to the first third of any song – if that & they zig-zag between schmultzy pap & New Age music. Geminis are fad-fiends, discarding the trend the second it feels a bit stale. Kataka is, of course, nostalgic & admiring of history so they’re more likely to be loyal to a band/act no matter what. Scorpio too. Virgos are most likely to have a “cool” music collection that they like others to see. Librans like music that helps them retain their precious balance. Sagittarius? World music. Soundtracks….? Any band that they “know”.

And you???