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DO admit that even when you attempt to look nonchalant, you just can’t pull it off, so to speak…It’s true. Scorpio people can never ever work as extras in movies because they always look like they are up to something, even when just sitting innocently in the background of a scene and thus mislead the audience into thinking something is happening that is not. I  don’t even think that you’re so great at spying…Sleuthing and investigative stuff – yes – but it’s not especially discreet…is it. That would be our Virgo, observational and all.

smellflowerSpy Vs Spy

BUT these are factoids gleaned from Scorps I know and whom have written into me…I am keen to discover if they fit ALL Scorpios…

Is it true that you tend to buy other peeps knives as a gift? Penknife, kitchen knives, cutlery, ceremonial sword you picked up h.k.w…?

Is it true that if you say “I am a Scorpio” to someone,  his/her eyes immediately drop to your crotch?

Is it true that you cannot “consume” marital aids/sex toys as you tend to break them?

Is it true that all Scorps have a Scorpio ancestor who visits them from the other-world at some point in early life?

Is it true that nearly all Scorpios love psychotherapy to the point that they will make it a key aspect of their lives?

Is it true that psychics – for unknown reasons – find it amazingly easy to “read” for all Scorpios?

hf_nick-knight88Nick Knight

This pic makes me think of what would have happened to Winona Ryder in Heathers had she grown up and become an architect. BUT anyway, the Astro-Sun-Sign Query Du Jour is Smoking. Do you? Would you? Did you? Could you?

Smoking is technically sort of Mars-Neptunian as it is an addiction but there is probably MORE to it than that. I don’t but I did once. Yet this is not a forum to air hideous health issues. It’s bad-bad-bad. My Gemini G.P. puts it up there with wheat & dairy, lol. It’s more whether it goes with any particular sign or astro-signature.

I know several Scorps and Aquarians who – honestly – go from Vipassana for ten days & then straight to some inquity hole of shame for a smoking binge. One Aquarian male claims that it is important for his chart “to earth him.”  As he has hardly any Earth in his chart. I have also a girlfriend in love with a Scorpio Ex-Commando who takes icy cold showers, eats things like grapefruits and prunes for brek with black coffee, abuses laxatives if he feels “fat” and smokes as if the world would cease to turn should he stop. I surmise that they are also both signs who HATE to have the government telling them to do anything. They’d think it a conspiracy & you can get into an argument during which the Scorp or Aqua chain smokes and heatedly points out shit that The Government has done over the years.

My ex The Uranian (Aquarius with Moon conjunct Uranus in Libra) tied it in with his Bolshevik stance but only if they are rollies. That – to him – is like an important distinction. I know a Scorpio woman who thinks it doesn’t count so long as it is after midnight.

But the hardcore habitual smokers tend also to be Capricorns – they’re not doing it in insane Scorp-Aqua style from-the-health-spa to the local shame-hole. They’re moderate & secretly think that what they’re doing is somehow still a form of being suave. This is totally anecdotal…Least likely; Librans or strongly Libran types. They’re too scent-aware to hack it.

440px-scorpiokeyMarvel Comics Hero – Scorpio, a.k.a. Jacob Fury

He sounds utterly, hopelessly Scorp. His background a series of constant deaths & rebirths. Something happens early on in life to Scorpios (or peeps with powerful Pluto placements) that opens another dimension. Plutonians and Scorps are mega-aware of sex, power & metaphysics – hence their renowned intensity.

“….Weapons
As Scorpio, he used a pair of wrist sprayers which spray a neuro-toxin to stun opponents as well as conventional weaponry…”

There is also a really fab sounding Zodiac Key & yet I wonder how they would style the superhero known as – say – Leo…?  Scorpio is the most obvious archetype to draw on when creating superheroes; dark past that somehow motivates them to devote life to saving humanity or similar grandiose goal & a penchant for mystery, cloaks, veils, body armour and fetish spandex.

Where-ever in your chart you have Scorpio (or Pluto if it is strongly enough placed) is where you will ruthlessly regenerate. There will also often be secrets associated with that sector of your chart as well. Real secrets.