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Ages ago in Calling All Scorpios, it was generally agreed that Scorpios have an alarming trait of breaking sex toys. Nobody seemed to know WHY precisely. It’s just one of those astrological things. So naturally when one reads about this new mega-costly sex toy ($58,000 USD but it’s solid gold and for a few extra thousand you can have it personalized with your name blinged onto it in crystals or whatever) one’s mind flashes up SCORP-SCORP-SCORP.  Hard to break, surely?  Then again, Capricorn?  Thoughts?

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DO admit that even when you attempt to look nonchalant, you just can’t pull it off, so to speak…It’s true. Scorpio people can never ever work as extras in movies because they always look like they are up to something, even when just sitting innocently in the background of a scene and thus mislead the audience into thinking something is happening that is not. I  don’t even think that you’re so great at spying…Sleuthing and investigative stuff – yes – but it’s not especially discreet…is it. That would be our Virgo, observational and all.

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BUT these are factoids gleaned from Scorps I know and whom have written into me…I am keen to discover if they fit ALL Scorpios…

Is it true that you tend to buy other peeps knives as a gift? Penknife, kitchen knives, cutlery, ceremonial sword you picked up h.k.w…?

Is it true that if you say “I am a Scorpio” to someone,  his/her eyes immediately drop to your crotch?

Is it true that you cannot “consume” marital aids/sex toys as you tend to break them?

Is it true that all Scorps have a Scorpio ancestor who visits them from the other-world at some point in early life?

Is it true that nearly all Scorpios love psychotherapy to the point that they will make it a key aspect of their lives?

Is it true that psychics – for unknown reasons – find it amazingly easy to “read” for all Scorpios?