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D.I.Y. Astro: You Don’t Have To Be Scorpio To Be Plutonic

March 4, 2010 in D.I.Y. Astro by Mystic Medusa | 120 comments

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This picture reminds me of my friend the Scorpio Sex Academic.  Scorps live intensely. She’s busy racing between training to be a Shaman, lecturing on sexual politics, pulling on Adult Friend Finder (semi-eligible ones too, by some weird miracle), perfecting chakra awakening Khundalini yoga poses & being quite a supportive friend.  That’s our Scorp.

But you don’t need to be an actual Sun Sign Scorpio to be Plutonic.  Pluto in close aspect (I am just going to stay with the conjunction for today – that means ‘right next to’ aka conjoined) to the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus or Mars makes you into a super-Plutonic person. Even if you have NO Scorpio in your chart whatsoever, a Pluto close to one of these “inner” points makes you mega-Scorpionic.

We use the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus and Mars everyday…I mean, they’re considered ‘everyday’ archetypes. To madly sum it up, the Sun = Ego, Moon = Emotions, Mercury = Mind, Venus = Love and Mars = Energy…Please, that’s definitions dumbed way down so as not to bang on for hours.

Pluto conjunct any of these points makes you almost beyond Scorpio. Pluto intensifies whatever it touches. So if you have, say, Pluto conjunct Moon – even in Libra, like Angelina Jolie – your Moon is Plutonified. Look at her depth of intensity in relationships & mothering, for a start. Lance Armstrong is the classic Sun-Pluto example. Not only does he make a spectacular recovery from a life threatening illness, he goes gangbusters with the metamorphosis and becomes a world-class athlete.

So, do you have Pluto conjunct any of the inner planets??? Mine is conjunct Mars which is interesting. Fairly ruthless when it comes to cutting people off, i’m afraid. If you can avoid the destructive or obsessive side of Pluto, tapping into the Plutonic energy gives one enormous regenerative energy.

Remember, if Pluto is close to anything, it’s Scorped up as hell.

Beltane Vs Halloween

October 23, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

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Some say that it’s Halloween soon. Well, if you are in the Southern Hemisphere, it is totally NOT Halloween.  It is Beltane, – Beautiful Fire – the festival of fertility, summer & renewal.  Halloween is more like Samhain – the spooky start of colder weather, the veils between the worlds are at their thinnest and so on…You are naturally girding thyself for colder weather, dragging  out heaters etc: Pumpkins, scary ghostly themes, whatever. If you are in the Northern Hemisphere happy Samhain and many profound thoughts honouring those who have passed on into the next realm.

But Beltane is HOT.  The old Pagan festivals for Beltane involved – basically – random rooting around with a view to honouring Dionysus et al & it feels right, seasonally…less clothes, brighter weather, new beginnings sprouting all over the place. There are a few different schools of thought re when exactly Beltane is supposed to be celebrated. Some say it is the Full Moon in Taurus (or Scorpio if you are in England, America etc) which would mean November 3 this year.  Others say when the Sun is at 15 degrees of Taurus or Scorpio – May or Nov 15 this year and others say Oct 30/Nov 1.  I favour the latter because it is 8 degrees of Scorpio and thus my Midheaven which means i can claim spurious witchy-goo goo links to Beltane.

Actually, I have a party on Beltane – the Scorpio Sex Academic’s birthday. I intend to wait until the Moon has passed Pluto (this evening Sydney time) and suggest she organises a Maypole for everyone to dance around. Or, this being a southern hemisphere Beltane, a novemberpole. Something suitably phallic at any rate.  Other than that, you surely all know the Beltane rituals by now: Clean house, get flowers, plant something highly scented and impractical, get new undies, smudge/space clear, make optimistic summery vows, get drunk and have some sex. Ish.

Deities of Beltane, should you be interested: Venus, Ishtar, Freya, Priapus, Pan, Dionysus, Flora and any nature god/goddess.

Capricorn One & Faux Moon Rock

September 1, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 18 comments

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“…A treasured piece at the Dutch national museum – a supposed moon rock from the first manned lunar landing – is nothing more than petrified wood, curators say. It was given to former Prime Minister Willem Drees during a goodwill tour by the three Apollo-11 astronauts shortly after their moon mission in 1969. When Mr Drees died, the rock went on display at the Amsterdam museum….”

More here at BBC News

Wow, this is such ravingly Merc Retro serendipity. I was just the other night discussing the 1978 movie Capricorn One with the Scorpio Sex Academic. I was a child when i saw  it and somehow i totally got the idea it was a documentary. Scorpio Sex Academic said she always assumed it was just p.r. Even now, the concept of Artemis & the astrological Moon Signs et al seem way more real to me than that we landed on it. What’s weird is that my teenage son and his friends (the Pluto in Scorpio generation) think it was bogus – their logic being that if someone had landed on the Moon  in the 1960s, there would be McDonalds on it by now.

As for the faux Moon Rock given to the Dutch, what’s that about????  And which Sun Sign is most/least likely to believe in the Moon Landing. I’m thinking it’s strongly Scorp to diss it. Note also: The signature of a super-bonkers Mercury Retrograde is forgotten info, strange facts surfacing about something one takes for granted and weird little twists…strange news days indeed.

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The Libran Moon Before The Storm…

August 24, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 32 comments

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You know the Libran Moon drill – diplomacy.

See no, hear no, speak no E.

And it’s worth doing the groundwork toward a more peaceful existence now, as once the Moon gets into Scorpio it kicks off the Mars-Pluto opposition now-building but exact later in the week. Full lecture re this in the Daily Mystic but essentially, keep thy temper, don’t go picking fights unless you’re totally armed & ready and find  positive uses for this potentially rad/regenerative astro vibe.

Love the Libran Moon in the meantime – be moisturised, hydrated, even of temper and deflect all idiots with good manners where poss. Monthly Horoscopes updated tonight. And – this is ridiculous – i was thinking of the astrology for a month ahead so forgot that Venus was trine Uranus this weekend; I got the Uranian turning up and a sudden outbreak of extreme flirting with the Organic Piscean. The U tried every trick in the book but i realised i was over him – thankfully, with Venus aspecting Uranus, such realisations bear not even a tint of melancholy.

And my friend Aqua-Girl actually went and ordered The Singularity guy’s book that was on the blog back in June. Apparently the actual diet (life extension etc) will “re-programme” your DNA. So fairly extreme. We were discussing it whilst eating strawberry shortcake and drinking wine at a pub bistro, as you do. She’s off the polyphasic sleep cycling & her Venus-Uranus moment du jour was discovering her quite-a-bit-younger nanophysicist student lover is actually immensely wealthy. Plus the Scorpio Sex Academic met a hot fireman named Trevor, Cancerian.

Total Eclipse Of The Heart

July 19, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 73 comments

And so this thematically appropriate given the Eclipse in a few days…BUT what a trippy music clip. What is going  on here?  I am getting that Bonnie Tyler (she looks like such an 80s Gemini in this) is the headmaster’s wife of some boarding school & that at night or in her dreams, whatever, the boys dance around in ninja and/or angel costumes.  But what is it with the glowing alien eyes?? Your analysis Please…

Pre-Eclipse nerves have hit a lot of peeps i know. The Scorpio Sex Academic, my Psychic Gemini Hairdresser  & I  have been taking Lavandula compound .  It’s awesome for Dark Moon Blues.

Astro-Courtney Love

July 8, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 33 comments

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Have TOTALLY lost track of Courtney Love.

She’s a Cancerian – it’s her birthday on Saturday and she has Libra Rising. Hence her amazing ability to Scrub Up sensationally well when she wants to. But the reason i’ve lost track ain’t her astro.

She’s currently got Saturn opposing her Chiron and squaring her Mars-Venus in Gemini AND Lilith in Sagg so that buzzy charisma & self-belief would be a bit harder to come by. But Saturn DOES actually move, thank fuq, and she  has a while to get her shit together before Pluto opposes her Sun. Although, Pluto is presently hanging around her South Node so the Past comes up in Plutonic ways …maybe even more info re Nirvana/Kurt Cobain and by Feb.

What I have lost track of is what she represents: Grunge Icon? Ex Riot Grrrl Still Manifesting Feminist/Iconic Music Artiste? Homicidal Ho? Genius? Victim Of Plastic Surgery-N.P.D./Drugs Et Al?  Rock Goddess? Icon of Clean Living Personified? Exhibitionist wannabe?

At the hairdressers the other day I read in one mag that she was on some hideous drug/dangerously thing and in another mag that she has embraced Kundalini Yoga to the point that she has been initiated, is becoming an instructor and altering her name. The Scorpio Sex Academic has such disdain for the woman that she cancelled her Kundalini Yoga teacher training. There were other factors, such as the celibacy, but still.

Courtney Love has a beautiful Cancerian Sun-Moon conjunction in the visionary 9th House and Eros/Mercury on her Leo Midheaven so if she moves half-way to courting her public, they will be there for her. But the last “news” on her actual website is from 2007 – her clean, sober & a Givenchy muse. I thought the Nick Broomfield doco fascinating but also that she could act in that Larry Flynt bio movie…Has she done any music of note lately? Ever?

The Moon In Capricorn Trines Saturn!

June 10, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 9 comments

You know what??? I was just saying to the Scorpio Sex Academic that, in these days of Pluto in Capricorn/Saturn in Virgo, working an 80 hour week  is the new Spa Vacation. It’s chic to be busy. Holidays are shrunk down into two hour blocks of exercise/massage/meditation and then of course there is Power-Sleeping; the right relaxation teas, music, essential oils & naturally one is not totally slacking off because one is psychologically growing via Dreamwork!   Yay! And this vibe goes on for the Southern Hemisphere Winter – Northern Hemisphere Summer. Get with it! Here is a song to help.

Astro-Query: Do Saggos Love Horror?

June 10, 2009 in Astro In Books, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 58 comments

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Drop, the new horror novel by Koji Suzuki (Ring) is now available as loo paper!

Noting one of my lovely site viewers – a Saggo -the other day cheerily listing the horror movies he’d sat through happily, i thought YES! Saggos do have that knack. Is their innate Jupiter-ruled ebullience soooo UP that nothing lowers it?  I know a Sagg kickboxing champion who told me that he had “an unreal time” touring a torture museum in Prague. My old Sagg flatmate used to enjoy Zombie movies.

Okay, I am a complete WIMP. The last horror movie i saw was Ring (or The Ring, the Naomi Watts remake of the Japanese one) and it was absolutely terrifying. I think the same time there was The Others & Blair Witch Project. All horror movies that i decided to see as they deemed arty. All brilliant. But that was it for the horror genre and I. Never again. I can’t  hack it. Maybe it’s my multiple stuff in Pisces??  Moon in Libra? Aqua Rising? I dunno but i spent all night sitting up smudging the house & chanting Louise Hay affirmations.

But Sagg would most likely find them all a total hoot & fall asleep mid-laughing sentence. This loo paper – above has the whole novel of Drop printed on it in bright blue presumably non-toxic ink with splodges. Drop is by the same dude who bought us the macabre & terrifying Ring. I am so not getting this but it occurs to me that any Sagg N & D just might love it & of COURSE he/she will have a basic or amazing ability to read Japanese…

It’s not really element based; Off the top of my head; my Cancerian Son cannot bear watching any films in which anyone other than gangsters or terminator borgs get it. But my Moon in Scorpio daughter – NO Sagg in her chart other than Pluto – is v.drawn to the macabre.  Scorpio Sex Academic too high-brow. Saggo-Fascinator – loves horror. Enjoys getting a “delicious chill” etc. Virgo friends – a bit ghoulish but it has to be stylish, you understand. So long as they wardrobe is excellent, they’ll happily sit through zombies, vampires et al.  Gorgeous Gemini Astro-Mate is too into L.O.A. for something so dark.

Would you buy this horror novel bog paper? Do you like/loathe the Horror genre???

Casa El Scorp

June 4, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

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The other day I got an e-mail with the subject heading “Seduced By A Scorpio” and whilst I cannot divulge details, the gentleman in question (it was a male Scorp) had a house with dark burgundy & red velvet furnishings, Gothic candelabras, massive big porno-arty pics & a waterbed with a control panel. And so I am just wondering – as the Moon is in Scorpio & Mars trine Pluto – the ruler of Scorpio – if all Scorpios have such gloriously astro-cliched decor???

My friend the Scorpio Sex Academic doesn’t although her house is right next to a renowned coffee shop AND a Chinese massage place so it reeks (pleasantly) of coffee & mugwort. But super-intense. I went to the house of a male Scorp yonks ago and he actually did have parchment that was scribbled on with Kabbalah stuff, taxidermy (yick) and conspiracy books. Plus a sort of Slacker-Goth decor. Casa El Scorp but never cleaned.

Sudden Slebs Experiencing Merc Retro

June 2, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 18 comments

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Aussie Backs Out Of 4.7million sex deal fascinated me as I have been e-mailing with Natalie Dylan. She’s really smart, nice and a Leo. That’s all I can say. But o.m.g. soooo Mercury Retrograde. But in the story the “Australian Real Estate Agent” said he had to pull out of the deal because he was banned by his WIFE.  I was e-mailing the Scorpio Sex Academic about this today & we were agreeing that we WOULD love to have witnessed the conversation that led to the “banning.”

“…Oh honey, what? Oh yah, that. Well I’m only away for the week so figured we could skip one of our Pilates sessions or you could just take a friend…HONEY, calm down!  Well no, yes, that IS just ONE of the reasons we sold the beach-house but baby, I want you to understand that
this is not about US, it’s…”

I mean W.T.F.???  And yes, he backed out during Retro-Mercury.

And then there is Susan Boyle – what IS this?  Some sort of sped-up celebrity in a petri dish scenario? The Ariean became a celebrity in mid-April as retro-Venus wove her magical wiles and then she LOSES the comp during Mercury Retrograde – could there be a controversial recount? And then at the end of May she’s in re-hab?  At this rate there will be a triumphant comeback, autobiography, sex tape leaked online and first ’starter’ marriage to a much younger hunk all by JULY. I’m for real – she is a GOER.

AND: Cute Quotes From Ultra-Piscean Sharon Stone in Tatler mag;

Phobia: I have a fear of having fears.

Mentor: I’m blessed to understand that life is its own teacher.

Allergies: I  have a bad reaction to mushrooms and people who cling.

“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder than brains are in the eye of the beheld.”

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