Scorpios out on the prowl for new cult devotees – aka ‘dating’ – should be required to wear these shirts or something similar. I like these ones as the colour scheme is tres Scorp and it’s brazen. No subtle little Scorpio logo – two great big honking black Scorps on a crimson background. It means we’d be able to see them coming from a distance & alter our route accordingly.
What else would i do if i got to run my benign astrological dictatorship?
The Dark Moon (day right before the New Moon) would always be a holiday. Parliament would not sit during Mercury Retrograde phases. There would be no official holidays or celebrations – everything would be done moveable feast style and determined at the start of the year. Otherwise you wind up with people trying to be all sooky-goo-goo on a Saturn shadowed St Valentine’s day when in fact the astro favours the completion of tax forms or something.
There is loads of scope here. Would a real Scorpio wear this t-shirt?
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