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Astro-Query: What Would You Tell Your (Slightly) Younger Self?

March 3, 2010 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 65 comments

Since last October, Mars has been retracking the path that Saturn (lessons, karma, obstacles, earthly rules) took from July 2005 until September 2006.

Since the start of March, Mars has been buzzing away at the July/August 2005 point of Saturn….More on Mars later but for now, see if those date are not evocative.

Also, if you could do a really quick little time-tour backwards to visit your slightly younger self in this time frame, what would you say to her/him. Advice? Perspective?

Or if you want to do a Saturn cycle situation: How does late 96 and early 97 resonate for you? What would you tell THAT person who was you??? Tres psych but also some good insights, yes?

Saturn Is In Da House

February 22, 2010 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 48 comments

Saturn is in da house and leaving helpful notes on your bathroom mirror.

Seriously, yes we all love the Magical Realism of Pisces & I personally am v.happy about my Venus Return next week being near Uranus & all…But Saturn is blatting backwards to rekindle the Saturn-Uranus Opposition (exact in April – tangible in March) and then square Pluto again.

So i am thinking the trick is to be magical, imbued with spiritual faith, visualizing other realms etc AND flossed/exfoliated/legally sane and with a coherent plan re health-wealth.

My Bum Post-Saturn

February 15, 2010 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 38 comments

This is more or less what my bum is going to look like when my interminable Saturn transit is finally done with in a few months. It feels like it has been going on forever but is actually only a few months. Saturn transits feel all-work and no-play (because they ARE, lol) but Holy Aphrodite, they get results.

There is NO other transit that makes you crave rocket, exercise and the measuring of everything from waist dimensions to unnecessary bank fees. Imagine if we could put Saturn in a bottle. Who wants to design the label?

It has to have the benefits: “Perform squats and lunges with relish, love your greens, loathe crisps, look forward to budgeting” as well as the Saturn side-effects: “irritability, some loss of sense of humour, over-consciousness of time.”

Who else is Saturn transitting? Enough peeps to create a secret password-only section where we can gleefully crap on about our sexy spreadsheeting skills and how much sexier rocket is without any ghastly “gourmet” additives that only cost $ and precious kilojoules? Bona-fide Capricorns get a lifelong membership. Because they’re ALWAYS under the rays of Saturn.

Saturn is also – I think – why so many Capricorns are horny non-stop. It’s because sex is (often) free. And it burns kilojoules.

La Luna Waxing In Pisces, Chiron & Neptune

February 14, 2010 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 52 comments

Victor Pivovarov

Happy New Moon & hey, it’s already whizzed into Pisces. A Waxing Moon in Pisces is a beautiful thing, other-worldly and mega-fluid. Apart from sticking to the core Saturn Girl plan for the year – whatever you absolutely VOWED to sort last Nov and even more so in late Jan/early Feb, this week is one in which magical realism works heaps better than logic.

Dream big, think poetic and watch that you’re not too open to coarse twerps…Amazing astroscape for creatives, astral travellers, inventors & lovelorn peeps.

The Chiron-Neptune Conjunction is hard upon us: Shamanic healing, visionary and sudden getting over of ye-olde-wounds, sudden and beneficial life changes undertaken with extreme serenity, angels, spirit guides & uber-clarity re directions and authenticity. Tres, TRES New Age of course but don’t forget Saturn-Girl.

The planet a.k.a. Chronos is belting backwards ready to oppose Uranus again and then forward to square…Pluto. So yes to envisioneering, no to off-planet meanderings, losing it, adherence to a cult and/or dipsomania or similar.

Lucky, LUCKY Aqua

February 4, 2010 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 43 comments

Lucky, lucky Aqua. If you’re an Aquarius born in the last degrees of the sign – say Feb 14 to the end of Aquarius – you’re so in the rays of Fortuna. Chiron and Neptune are forming a rare conjunction at 26 degrees of Aquarius.

It’s been nearly happening since last May and is linked back into events & emotions from the very start of 2009. You could say it’s the cure what ailed us most in the middle of 2007 and where EVER you have 26 degrees of Aquarius in your personal chart is mega-blessed for all of Feb. So, work it.

And yes, anything at 26 degrees links into this Auspicious Aqua Weirding and the whole “House” 26 degrees of Aquarius is in feels more revved up in magical ways. It’s enchanted and visionary energy. Yes, Saturn will be back – with oomph – in April so you want to make the most of this excellent energy.

Look for Aquarians gloating & gleefully enacting batso projects that suddenly seem so smart. Actually, Aqua-Peeps never gloat. But they can drop you pronto because all of a sudden your Qi doesn’t mesh with theirs. You’re just not dimensional enough.

Because We Have The Right To Know…

January 27, 2010 in Astro-Fashion by Mystic Medusa | 57 comments

Scorpios out on the prowl for new cult devotees – aka ‘dating’ – should be required to wear these shirts or something similar. I like these ones as the colour scheme is tres Scorp and it’s brazen. No subtle little Scorpio logo – two great big honking black Scorps on a crimson background. It means we’d be able to see them coming from a distance & alter our route accordingly.

What else would i do if i got to run my benign astrological dictatorship?

The Dark Moon (day right before the New Moon) would always be a holiday. Parliament would not sit during Mercury Retrograde phases. There would be no official holidays or celebrations – everything would be done moveable feast style and determined at the start of the year. Otherwise you wind up with people trying to be all sooky-goo-goo on a Saturn shadowed St Valentine’s day when in fact the astro favours the completion of tax forms or something.

There is loads of scope here. Would a real Scorpio wear this t-shirt?

Marc Newson’s Astro-Watch

January 22, 2010 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

This new Astro-Watch is so cool…Okay, it is called something different but it’s designed by Marc Newson and you can see the current positions of the planets, major stars & constellations in the middle of it. But only in the Northern Hemisphere at this point. It seems to be P.O.A.

What someone SHOULD create is a watch that tells you your transits. So it doesn’t just beep to remind you of the time: A sombre chime alerts you to the fact that Saturn is now within one degree of opposing your Sun. A merry little dingle signifies the approach of Jupiter to your Venus. That would be sensational. And so you get this genius watch and program your birth deets in – voila.

Watches come under the rulership of Saturn (chronometers – Chronos is another name for Saturn – think also Crone etc etc) and how apt is it that Saturn in LIBRA – the sign of beauty – brings us this gorgeous new version of a tres Saturnine device?

Cheering Up The Libra In Your Life…

January 8, 2010 in Planets by Mystic Medusa | 49 comments

Mervis Diamonds

Let’s contemplate our Libra for a nano…

* Sweet tooth?

* Love of Pink?

* Appreciates Expensive Gifts?

* Thinks cupcakes chic?

* Diamond is their birthstone?

* Needs things to be done ‘right’?

* Enjoys the smell of highly expensive icing?

* Currently has the shits as Saturn stationing Retro in Libra, sending out erratic guilting-rays of ‘get-thy-shit-together-now-or-your-end-is-nigh’ style crap that affect everyone a bit but ESPECIALLY our Libby-Fleur, particularly those born in September?

The answer is YES times seven.

I betcha all these factors fit a Libran you know…Now, you need only figure out a way to afford the world’s most expensive cupcake at just over $100,000.

The Astrology Mage

December 7, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 14 comments

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Pre WWI French Post-Card from French-Kissed

“The Little Astrologer: Your star, which seems attached to Saturn, indicates your seeds will produce very beautiful harvests. You prefer the shade to the light and your life will pass in sweet solitude which one soul mate will come to divide.”‘

Okay – fine. YOU translate. And no cussing, even though it is about Saturn. Actually, yes cussing. It’s not like i occupy the moral high ground when it comes to swearing. Whoever conceived this postcard, I love the positive and poetic take on Saturn & the euphemistic “seems attached” to Saturn. Tres, tres tactful.