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Saturn As My Life Coach

March 13, 2010 in Planets by Mystic Medusa | 24 comments

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Saturn, my new life coach, has now seen to it that i have given up coffee – often intended and sort of tried but now essential as coffee apparently spazzes out Saturn Neck to a ludicrous degree.  So, no coffee. And no lurking around eating chips, drinking wine and discussing Jung either. Too many painkillers in system.

I am thinking that the point is to do the Saturn bit right (i should have had a proper chair for sitting at my desk typing but thought that a bit beneath me but now realize, thanks to the life coach, that it is GOOD to honour oneself and one’s work with a proper chair) and then you get to the cooler Uranus bit.

Yes, the Saturn-Uranus opposition is biting. It’s not exact until the end of April but I am calling it now.

The ideal: Uranian energy blasts away at frozen, Saturnine Status-Quo…Uranus vibes always come in sudden oh-my-godding moments of three…Saturnine energy creates a better base for the genius to thrive…Lots of change and endings all around – some exciting new beginnings too.

And THANK YOU For all the beautiful comments and posts re my Saturn Neck!  I hate whinging but it was such a help to read them all, truly…

Saturn Girl Strikes Again: Important Notes About Saturn

October 21, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 61 comments

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You know Saturn is in “play” when one uses bullet points to convey one’s info.

* If you have not read my previous Saturn Girl post, please do.

* I am up to my bum in Saturnine stuff (Saturn is opposing my Sun and sextiling my Jupiter – go figure) so after this I am unlikely to be posting the rest of the day but Daily Scopes are posted for Weds and Thurs & of course there are the Confidentials to read, gigabytes of archives & the trusty Oracle.

* I am adding a new feature for Alpha Mystic subscribers. It will be on the Daily Scopes page. It’s a Saturn-Scheduler. I don’t think i am going to call it that indefinitely. That is just a working title. What I am going to do is flag the strongest days for business, health, seductions and/or anything majorly crappy in the month ahead. I try to do this anyway but the Scheduler will go up at the start of each month guaranteed. It’s good for when you have the chance to choose dates for meetings, appointments, dates etc. You will be able to glance at it & pick from optimal days, whilst working around le merde, ahead of times.

* And, by being or becoming any sort of a subscriber, you are aiding advertisement free astrology, thank you very much!

* Yes, Saturn is in Libra from Friday October 30. A.k.a next week. And then it goes out again in early 2010 & back in again etc. All this is detailed in Saturnalia.

* I have had complaints – yes – COMPLAINTS that my latest Scopes/ Daily Mystic etc has been TOO POSITIVE. As in that I am just saying nice stuff to make myself more popular, not telling it like it is lol. The truth is that  now through until the end of October IS like a beautiful little astro-oasis and then – basically for November – we have Saturn Square Pluto.  This is not “bad” as such but it is challenging. You know, like growth passage challenging.  November – especially the middle of it – is not so good for taking risks. Apart from calculated growth strategies that involve you suavely restructuring your life. But it tends to involve intense – as journos say – “news days.”  The last time Saturn was within coo-ee of Pluto it was Saturn Opposing Pluto in Aug/Sept 2001.  It’s a major cycle and it tends to reverberate in geopolitics. This November will (a) very quickly show us just how the Pluto in Capricorn economic situation is going….Recovery? Or more merde unveiled??? And (b) Stress any unresolved situations from back in 2001/2002, particularly of a geopolitical nature. Satisfied???

* Between now and the end of October, as Saturn trundles over the last degrees of Virgo, is a great time to write out in as orderly a fashion as one can manage, all the wisdom and lessons gleaned since late 2007.  The very areas bugging you now will feel FAB once Saturn is  out of Virgo and Uranus is left to trounce about individuating.  But as Saturn goes BACK over these degrees in 2010, do the lesson grokking bit right in the next ten days and you will LOVE next April…

* Go Saturn Girl! And remember – boundaries. Talented Telepath Saturn Girl is way too busy to be obsessive about them. So she thinks ’set and forget’. See below, Saturn-Girl banishing a monster of self-doubt, slackness and lack of boundaries with one flick of her well kempt fist.

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Johnny Cash – Rusty Cage

September 28, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 18 comments

Moon in Scorpio & Some Building Astro-Weirding

September 22, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 19 comments

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And yes, the Moon is back in Scorpio. With a Sun-Pluto square building and Mercury blatting backwards to oppose Uranus. Spooky & potentially but power-trippy but Mercury also on Saturn is a good grounding tool. Hang  on to thy wits and remember that things will still be in play for a bit. Mercury turns Direct next week and does the Saturn-Uranus-Pluto stuff all over again.

Dark Moon Discipline

September 18, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 32 comments

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Yes, I know. You may feel like hooting it up with some destressing decadence or even just naff crap comforting “food”.

The Dark Moon is always a bit like that. But it’s a Dark Moon in Virgo and I swear, give in to naff urges and you will feel revolting shortly afterward. Especially when the Moon is new conjunct Saturn…Difficult as it may be, this is the time to skive off to bed early with cats/epsom salts baths/valerian tea/face masque/goobly new age tunes…whatevs, you get the idea- yes?

With the current astro-weirding, the path to Uranian fun, freedom & individuation leads through the portal of Saturnine self-control. And the Moon being conjunct Saturn is an intimate echo of this ongoing astro-passage.

Adorable Ankhs…

September 16, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 11 comments

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The Ankh, Ancient Egyptian symbol of eternal life, deathless love, enduring beauty and talisman of Isis…I found this amazing magical talisman shop whilst looking for information about something totally un-linked, as you do. But i adore ankhs. They are said to be enormously luck-bringing and beautiful symbolism of course.

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And how awesome are these Ankh embroidered black jeans from the House of Balmain?  Not much over $10,0oo I gather. Annoyingly pricie – i think EVERYONE should have an Ankh embroidered item of clothing.

ankh_final_blue_lrI so want this thing too – a Hemetite Ankh pendant from Qi Power...it apparently zaps up your Qi, is grounding and even helps one’s martial arts! Perfect for powering on with Pluto Direct and post that dratted Saturn-Uranus Opposition situation.

Transit Lounge: Mars

August 3, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 4 comments

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The transits of Mars never passed un-noticed. They’re manifest & in your face.  The other day, when i dinged my head, I was having a Mars transit, for instance. The very same week coincided with the “outing” of open “enemies.”  But BECAUSE I was having a Mars transit, I thought ‘great.’  Better overt than covert. Yes, it all sounds a bit dramatic but fairly classic for any astro-passage involving Mars.  Ditto a short-tolerance for lack of respect, limitations and obstacles.

The upside of Mars???  A LOT of energy that if you channel it effectively can be amazingly productive. The guts to stick up for what is right & to take incisive strategic action, sans waffle or sentiment.

There are two different types of Mars transits – Mars zooms around the place & aspects – say – your Mercury or your Venus. So your talking or your love nature gets ‘Mars-ified’ for a few days. Mars on your Venus is excellent if you’re up for flirtation & new lust opportunities. Mars-Mercury is when you send off a trillion new biz pitches in a day.  And most likely tell someone or other to get effed.

The other type of Mars transit is when your natal Mars is triggered by a passing planet. If this is any planet past Jupiter, it can last for months, maybe years. These are the ones that it is totally worth keeping an eye on. Right now, for instance, anyone with Mars at Zero to five degrees of a Cardinal sign (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn) or in the same degrees of Taurus/Virgo is having their Mars affected by Pluto; an awesome unleashing of power: ruthless self-regenerative powers.

Mars is in Gemini and moving to square Saturn (sigh) and then Uranus (yay) over the next few weeks. It will stress out les Mutables the most (Gemini, Virgo, Saggo, Pisces) but everyone gets it a bit…As Saturn and Uranus oppose one another in mid-Sept, Mars triggering both now is actually a really useful prequel of September tensions. No, they need not be tensions. An opposition can also be delightful balance…

Again, it’s about trying to find the ideal state between  honouring Saturn (tradition, work ethic, discipline, corporations, security) and Uranus (innovation, excitement, freedom) without overdoing it either end. Too much Saturn and you’re a moribund drudge. Too much Uranus and  you’re a flake adrift.

Soooo Mars, as is his wont, is basically getting in there early and starting a fight between Saturn & Uranus way before it is even due. The square to Saturn perfects by August 11 and the one to Uranus by the 19th. There are friendly aspects to Mars from the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding so being grounded/sensible (to keep Saturn at bay, stay frugal, organised and humble) even as you self-actualise and do the rad Uranian thing is the way to go…

And of course, once Saturn has opposed Uranus in mid-September, our Mars heads into Leo for nearly nine months. And what does Mars do in Leo?  Acts out & shows off. Bigtime. Unreal if you’re a performer though…

Astro-Beauty: Do You Embody Your Rising Sign?

May 26, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 69 comments

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Chanel Cruise 2010

“If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a pekingese,” enquired the acerbic Virgoan Edith Sitwell – a biography of her was called A Unicorn Among Lions and there are natural echoes of The Ugly Duckling.

But the interesting astro idea is that your Rising and/or Ascendent sign really IS your best look.  If you do not know your Rising/Ascendent sign, you can figure it out via Astrodienst or via an astrologer. Once you have it, read that along with your Sun sign in any scope…See how it feels…

Do you embody your Rising Sign astrologically? It makes fashion/image a LOT easier once you accept it and – for astro-fiends only, look at the house placement of your ruling planet (ruler of the ascendent) for the BASE energy of your Look…I swear it makes AMAZING sense upon pondering. You can also have fun looking to fashion/image choices at 7 year intervals – 7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42 etc – as these are all strong Saturn-Uranian flashpoints.

And of course if you have any BIG outer planet (Uranus, Pluto, Neptune) sitting on our Ascendent (such transits take at least 18 months) then  will perform a spectacular makeover, ready or NOT.  Ascendent astro WORKS. If you need to buy new clothes, wait until Venus is hovering nearby your Asc. Anyway, I am interested in the query – does your look embody your rising sign?

Aries Rising would need bold, primary colours – especially red. Taurus old world luxe & texture v.important. Gemini – trend fiend. Kataka would SO slink around in vintage. Leo, like a Versace look & blinged  up with golden aura. Virgo; precise, layered and with some thought behind it. Libra; classic bombshell. Scorpio; black leather, Sagg; boho & gear from their travels. Cap; austere, power. Aqua; prob the same thing ALL the time but it works? Pisces; crystally yoga wear & aura enhancing hues…

The Gemini Dreaming…

March 31, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 40 comments

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Gemini Moon naturally evokes flip, Mercurial & slightly scattered Gemini consciousness. But what of actual Geminis? Having had umpteen years of Pluto in Saggo opposing, they’re now copping it from Saturn in Virgo & Uranus in Pisces both squaring. They’re crunched between Saturn and Uranus; Geminis born June 5th to 18 are mostly getting it. Aching, ulcerating $ and details stress chez Gem versus erratic professional/biz thrills.

Oh it’s harder to be the glib tempter these days…But still they try. This weekend’s huge for Gem (and their Mutable cousins Pisces, Virgo & Saggo) as Mars in Pisces opposes Saturn in Virgo…But then, a few weeks later, Mars conjoins Uranus; the potential escape from shit pod.

One thing i totally love about Geminis; their ability to manifest as light-hearted, even when things are heavy. Also; conversation that just bubbles along like some sort of chic effervescent little brook. My G.P. is a Gemini. Very Gemini. Looks years younger than his age. Funny. Hits the roof at even the hint of a judgement or morality judgement. The other day, whilst giving me a magnesium shot in the bum (these are AMAZING) he was explaining his philosophy of irreverence toward authority. “Even if I met God in the street, I’d say ‘well that’s great, but i’ve still got to go and work out right now’.  I don’t give a shit.”

Also, i have never-ever met a thick Gemini. They know things and they are fantastic at connecting disparate bits of info and coming at things from multiple perspectives. But yah, the amorality gives even Pisces a run for his/her money.

Venus Retro A Go-Go: Her Saggo Fiance Got His Stalker Pregnant

March 6, 2009 in Astro-Men, Astro-Passages, Astro-Query, Astro-Women by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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You know i always brace myself for some surreal incoming love-lorn astro-queries when Venus stationing retro. Arriving home just now i even noticed two butterflies trying to mate mid-air right in front of me & wanted to warn them. Anyway, I have received this e-mail…At first i thought it was the usual “I suddenly want to back out of my marriage…is this just retro-Venus stuff…?”  But nooooo.

“Dear Mystic,

Venus retro huh?  So it isn’t just me freaking out about everything to do with my fiancee’s past and deciding I really don’t want to get married, marriage is a stupid concept anyway???

I was already divorced and sceptical (at just 33…Aquarian cheated on seems to find hard to forget and even want to trust again). We met when I was coming out of very difficult stage of my life.  So Me the Aquarian who had been the most solo of all her friends, was suddenly getting lots of attention from guys and loving it. Yep, this heralded the fun yet brief time of Me the Slut. Prob not best time to meet potential life partner. More so for him coming out of an even darker stage where he and his wife, pregnant with their second child, separated. He (being a Sag) was suddenly entwined with a crazy Dutch Capricorn girl. Like really crazy. Stalker-bunny-boiler material.

And we meet.  Making a television show in the Maldives. I am really having lots of  fun. He ends relationship with the Dutch Bunny Boiler days after meeting me and proclaiming love at first sight. The Dutch Capricorn Stalker starts stalking me and him at work and hotel until production becomes involved and asks I i want to press charges….regretfully I said no…

We become entwined and I feel like he the man who completes me.  But there is good news on the way…..Saggo is apparently extremely fertile and Dutch Capricorn Stalker is pregnant (he says she lied to him and tricked him..who knows)…..with freaking TWINS. So he has wife at home with brand new babe, his Dutch Capricorn Stalker pregnant with twins….and me who was finally enjoying life again for first time in 3 years  thinking totally What The Fuq

I say enough. Too messy?  Far too complicated for an Aquarian who can’t trust nor deal with complicated human situations anyway. And not that I am moralistic (well maybe a tad) but what kind of man does that? Really. The show ends. He still proclaiming to love me goes home to try to calm the shitstorm with his wife and new baby…..Unbelievable…she actually let him back?? I forget him and move on….first time in my life in my own cute little apartment..I am making an amazing doco and even have a job I kind of enjoy….

6 months later another tv show shoot starts….I dread it but need the $$$. Of course he is there and did I tell you he is the most attractive man I have ever met? He starts pursuing again….wearing his wedding ring this time. I SO stupidly blindly attracted to him and really really love our conversations….how awful am I ? yep felt heaps of guilt (thanks to good catholic upbringing) about `poor’ (she isn’t poor she is a total Scorpio bitch) wife with the kids….He explains they not together at all, just living together for the kids, been going to counselling but he sleeping in caravan and not allowed in the house. What??! No comprende….move out then methinks!!! What with the ring then?? I at that stage thinking I independent free woman and going to have a good fun time with this guy….(so selfish huh? but I was just turning 30 and the whole month of Feb was mine to party away)

Yeah, I think I really stupid but kept seeing him. Then I really fell for him. Hard. Harder than ever before. He promptly moved out of his caravan and we together all the time. Divorce follows and now three years later we have started our own business, gotten engaged and both have a really nice relationship with his kids (the australian ones, the Dutch Capricorn Stalker has been scarily quiet lately…But now I am suddenly stalked by doubt…I  see him as pathetic and horrible typical man with his brain in his dick and me as an awful selfish home wrecker….their home was already wrecked long before I on the scene but still wonder what kind of man really??? We have dark stages sure but as far as I know him  he is totally forthright (even about bad shameful things) and the most loving giving guy I know….but the Doubt. What do I do? Can I marry this man?

Confused and Guilt-Ridden Aqua…”

Dear Confused & Guilt-Ridden Aqua,

Oh how I love television peeps, I truly do. I think you are experiencing the Saturn-Uranus opposition. The voice of Uranus is saying how cool is this? He’s handsome, hot and individuated. You are soulmates. You do awesome work together. Who gives a shit about bourgois conventional crap dude? And Saturn is saying ‘get real you home-wrecking idiot. He is a proven sleazebucket and by marrying him you create a vacancy. And then  you will get to be the boring bitch wife at home with the baby whilst he ponces around impregnating his stalkers and telling everyone what a bitch you are at the tiki-tiki bar every evening…’

You know? BOTH voices are valid. And both are insistently loud at the moment. And of course Retro-Venus forces us to examine our past relationships. Especially retro in the no-shit sign of Aries.  I had the most sweetest Cancerian Moon sooky-goo-goo insight that is almost too cloying to share. But i thought that all the men who have ever loved me, really tried and totally loved me. Maybe imperfectly and all that. But that even the Uranian did, despite his ultimately succumbing to the Neptunian side of life. And i was so touched by this insight. I sound like i just reek of lavender oil, I know.

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