For those of you just tuning in, Saturn is about to move from Virgo into Libra. There are about a thousand-million posts on this site about the situation. Seriously, I just tried to find one to link to. Too many.
But my point: I want to take up a collection to help fund Saturn’s earlier shift into Libra. It will currently be in about 28 hours from now. And no, thank you Saturn, I do NOT want to go and precisely measure that so as to be more precise and poised in my delivery of astrological information. I want to somehow fund Saturn to get into Libra NOW. Even go haunt orbit in a different galaxy. They say a cool new one was just discovered. I personally would trust travel information from N.A.S.A & so you’d think Saturn would find it fab!
Because right now, it’s like Saturn lingers in the last degrees of Virgo like a should-go-on hols anal-compulsive type stays on at the office, hanging out just to straighten piles of papers on the desk, write guilting narking-off notes and hack into peeps personal shit to see if they are slacking off or not.
For the next 28-ish hours, the Saturn-Virgo vibe intensifies…Go already! What will it take? How much $$$? Or is this the sort of complicated operation that needs to be measured in wheelbarrows of gold delivered to the crossroads at 3.10 am? Or SOULS?! Saturn please don’t creep me out and start on the mortality thing. I am onto the taxes I swear. Let’s leave it there for now.
Saturn Vision is strange. People seem strangely really old or ultra young. And not old in a good way: Decrepit, bodies like wind-gnarled old fig trees on some oceanic cliff, struggling up the road in black robes OR really YOUNG as in caramel limbed leaping about with youthful joy and boundless hope. Rich – as in driving past laughing in convertibles or Poor to the extent of squabbling over five cents in the gutter. This is how Saturn makes you think.
The Inner Voice Of Saturn in Virgo Goes Something Like This:
Stop Whinging, it’s so immature…Well, you wouldn’t feel so “stressed” if you were more organised and stuck to your goals…You are not working that hard, have you ever measured the hours you spend doing actual WORK?…I think you will find a lot of it is non-essential activity…You are confusing the stress from your organisational failures with the stress you might feel if you put in a more solid performance…No, I am not counting the gym as non-essential activity although, why you bother when you undo all the good work with your weak and unruly approach to nutrition is beyond me…Nonsense. It is a simple matter of self-control…No, you need to develop it. To work on it. Which would take a work ethic….
Dear Saturn,
We are Virgo-ing out here. We get it. Don’t bother with that shitty looking skirting board. We are already initiating a regular skirting board check to ensure that the all important border between the floors and the wall is not ignored again. Yes, the memo about how skirting board stains left untreated can lead to the floor detaching from the walls and the whole house sinking into hell WAS received. Thank you. And I even dreamed about it. Thank you for that extra reminder. Sometimes I forget that you are a Deity.
Enjoy Libra and please click through to the NASA link above to check out that HOT new galaxy…
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