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Calling Upon Saturn Girl Powers

March 12, 2010 in Administrivia by Mystic Medusa | 23 comments

My Saturn Neck is still an issue – please see comments in below post – so light posting/slack answering of e-mails until i can type sans pain!!!

God I can SO feel Saturn blasting backwards into that Saturn-Uranus Opposition again..Feb/March last year, Oct/Nov and March/April…

I shall prevail by calling upon the powers of Saturn Girl…We can all do with some self-control & talented telepathy right now. And please don’t forget it’s the Dark Moon before a FANTASTIC Uranian enhanced New Moon next week!!!  The Dark Moon before a strong & beautiful New Moon like this one always feels a bit more draggy…

It’s all okay -pls be patient re my Saturn Neck situation.

Astro-Gaga: Another Competition

March 9, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

Craig McDean – Interview Magazine

Rightio.

Three Months Of Alpha Mystic (Daily Mystic to your in-box, Daily, Weekly + Monthly Scopes and the Saturn Girl Scheduler) is the prize for the person with the best astro-analysis of this scenario.

I am just absolutely mystified.  To me it vaguely vibes of Piscean teenagers rendered completely nuts by the blast of invective and lecture-rant of the Capricorn parents who have just arrived home to find that nothing on the to-do list has been done. But I am sure you guys can do better than that.

Competition Winner & Weekly Scopes…

March 3, 2010 in Administrivia by Mystic Medusa | 15 comments

AND the WINNER of the Astro-Gaga – What Sign Are They – Libran Fembot competition is FIRE-TRINE.

Fire-Trine, please e-mail me to claim your prize of a three month Alpha Mystic Subscription…it includes access to Daily, Weekly and Monthly Scopes, the Saturn Girl Day Scheduler & the Daily Mystic e-mailed to you Monday to Friday.

And subscriber-peeps, the Weekly Scopes for the week from March 6 are up now.

Luna Transcendence

February 23, 2010 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 30 comments

Eric Slayton

Hark, who is this?

Saturn Girl saving money again by being a chic nudist? With an animal companion that actually earns its keep?

Actually, no. I’m thinking more that it is a pic that symbolizes the current Moon situation. Moon in Gemini is moving to trine Mercury, Neptune and Chiron over the next ten hours & so there is an awesome amount of emotional sustenance and quiet insights just flowing in.

So let’s just say that the Owl is like sagacious wisdom, Athena/Minerva et al and that the nakedness symbolises being free of stupid preconceptions and grudges.

And the Moon being in Gemini trine Mercury, the ruler of Gemini,  means you can just grok stuff SO fast…

Moon-Neptune = fantastic dream potential tonight.

Oh and speaking of Saturn Girl, the Saturn Girl Scheduler for MARCH is now up…

La Luna Waxing In Pisces, Chiron & Neptune

February 14, 2010 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 52 comments

Victor Pivovarov

Happy New Moon & hey, it’s already whizzed into Pisces. A Waxing Moon in Pisces is a beautiful thing, other-worldly and mega-fluid. Apart from sticking to the core Saturn Girl plan for the year – whatever you absolutely VOWED to sort last Nov and even more so in late Jan/early Feb, this week is one in which magical realism works heaps better than logic.

Dream big, think poetic and watch that you’re not too open to coarse twerps…Amazing astroscape for creatives, astral travellers, inventors & lovelorn peeps.

The Chiron-Neptune Conjunction is hard upon us: Shamanic healing, visionary and sudden getting over of ye-olde-wounds, sudden and beneficial life changes undertaken with extreme serenity, angels, spirit guides & uber-clarity re directions and authenticity. Tres, TRES New Age of course but don’t forget Saturn-Girl.

The planet a.k.a. Chronos is belting backwards ready to oppose Uranus again and then forward to square…Pluto. So yes to envisioneering, no to off-planet meanderings, losing it, adherence to a cult and/or dipsomania or similar.

La Luna, Endarkened in Capricorn

February 9, 2010 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 42 comments

So now the Moon is Dark (ie; right at the end of her Moonwane) and in Capricorn, so setting off the Saturn-Pluto Square that is one of the key themes this year.

If you’re not feeling the fabulousity of the Auspicious Aqua Weirding (the rare and beautiful Chiron-Neptune conjunction) it may because you’re trying to ignore a Saturn-Pluto reality…most likely something to do with a merde health habit, quasi-hysterical financial policy or desperately dysfunctional relationship but you’re sticking it for reasons not so much to do with sentiment/loyalty as fear and so-called convenience.

You see, Chiron and Neptune are beyond the bounds of Saturn so if there are Saturn-Girl style issues to look at, Saturn blocks the cosmic light.

Otherwise, if you’re in tune with Saturn, this Moon feels pretty damned good; a lot of finishing up ye olde biz, dealing with deets and actually toting up accomplishments. The low-ebb bit of it comes because you just don’t truly want to go all out in decadence mode. You’d rather work late or at least let your bod work hard for you doing cell renewal whilst you wander the realms of Morpheus, dreaming grand visons & doing your dark-time psyche work.

Saturn Girl Strikes Again

December 16, 2009 in Planets by Mystic Medusa | 52 comments

saturn_bitch1Saturn Girl strikes again!

There I was, happily working away on the Dark Moon & pondering a quick little trop up the road, past the patisserie. After all, as you know, when doing desk stye work, it’s good to get up, stretch one’s legs AND i worked out this morning so what’s the harm in a little French Snail thingie,,,Pain Au Raisin? I mean, it’s legal for fuq’s sake. So is coffee. And then I heard it.  Again. The Voice Of Saturn Girl:

“If you actually added up the kilojoules burned off exercising this morning and then subtracted the kilojoules from this little emotional eating episode you are planning, you would be behind…And I thought you were off white flour and sugar?…Has it occurred to you that without discipline all of your efforts and talents are pointless?…Perhaps you should consider what emotion you are actually attempting to address here?…From now on you do not put a single thing into your body that is not doing you good…”  And so on.

And so, this is ravingly obvious but  you know how Dark Moons are, i thought I have a choice…I can choose to whiz up the road & go for some caffeine, pastry etc OR I can do Saturn Girl and keep my blood sugar (and thus moods) even, apply self-control & be VERY happy when i am poncing about the beach in January. Particularly as there is a Taurean (!) Bodybuilder lurking. ]

So WHATEVER ails you in this Dark Moon phase – too much to do, ratty peeps, stupid naff crap cravings, budget blown out to beyond the boundaries of the universe, no clothes, angst-hell re an Ex, demonic hair, the patriarchy – whatever – channel Saturn Girl. She only has your best interests at heart. And yes, I am aware that paying my tax will actually make me MORE relaxed than an addiction to massage.

Dear Libra…The Thin And Rich Transit

October 27, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 25 comments

1368050418_a6900845d1Antonio Lopez

Over in the Daily Scopes, I have been attempting to reassure Librans about the impending arrival of Saturn in their sign for the first time since 1980 or whatever it is. I am not even bothering to invoke the glorious boundary-setting powers of Saturn Girl.  No. Mars is in Leo and all so i’m going straight for saying that Saturn is The Thin And Rich Transit.

And I am not even lying just to make Librans feel better! Even though that is what they do to everyone else. It is actually the truth. And Saturn, btw, will be in Libra on Thurs in London, America et al and very early AM on Friday in Australia. I expect that it will actually awaken me.

Anyway, Saturn – by very dint of the amazing focus it helps to create & the discipline et al, IS so the Thin and Rich transit. And please, I am not extolling anorexia nor an inequitable capitalist system blah de blah. Simply that Saturn kills your appetite and it makes you SO mega-insanely security and status conscious that you will work your arse off to avoid even a nano-second of insecurity or being looked down upon, whatever.

It’s not just the ramped up work ethic – you don’t want to buy naff crap. It’s like your inner-retail-discriminator goes into hyper-drive.

Not only that – there are some intense work jags such as studying for an exam/writing a book that invariably involve large amounts of ‘reward carbs’ and endless hours sitting on your bum. Infuriating. But with the strong Saturn vibe and Pluto in Capricorn to back it up, there will be self-control exerted at all levels. Yes Libra, you too can waft around looking disdainful at the very thought of chocolate because you actually ate some celery before you came out and besides, you are on a schedule that works to maximise your health, beauty and focus.

You may be bitched up to haute hell & wow will all those peeps who mistook your fluffy charms for weakness get one freak of a fright when you unleash the new boundaries (borders is more like it, with armed guards, the lot) but you will look fantastic and the bills will be paid on time. Read or re-read Capricorn For A Day to get a glimpse into your new life.  Go hard or go  home. Time and Money are on your side.

See No…Hear No..Speak No…Etc

October 25, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 19 comments

phprTM8N0AMNo offence and I hope that you do not mind if I point this out to you but Saturn has less than five days to go in Virgo and this would be a really good time to read/re-read Seven Things Virgo Hates About You…Just as a reminder of key areas to revise during the next week. I KNOW. Saturn Girl is hot. And boundaries are sexy things that create more room in our lives for what is authentic and emancipation. Still, look. Please.

Saturn Girl Strikes Again: Important Notes About Saturn

October 21, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 61 comments

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You know Saturn is in “play” when one uses bullet points to convey one’s info.

* If you have not read my previous Saturn Girl post, please do.

* I am up to my bum in Saturnine stuff (Saturn is opposing my Sun and sextiling my Jupiter – go figure) so after this I am unlikely to be posting the rest of the day but Daily Scopes are posted for Weds and Thurs & of course there are the Confidentials to read, gigabytes of archives & the trusty Oracle.

* I am adding a new feature for Alpha Mystic subscribers. It will be on the Daily Scopes page. It’s a Saturn-Scheduler. I don’t think i am going to call it that indefinitely. That is just a working title. What I am going to do is flag the strongest days for business, health, seductions and/or anything majorly crappy in the month ahead. I try to do this anyway but the Scheduler will go up at the start of each month guaranteed. It’s good for when you have the chance to choose dates for meetings, appointments, dates etc. You will be able to glance at it & pick from optimal days, whilst working around le merde, ahead of times.

* And, by being or becoming any sort of a subscriber, you are aiding advertisement free astrology, thank you very much!

* Yes, Saturn is in Libra from Friday October 30. A.k.a next week. And then it goes out again in early 2010 & back in again etc. All this is detailed in Saturnalia.

* I have had complaints – yes – COMPLAINTS that my latest Scopes/ Daily Mystic etc has been TOO POSITIVE. As in that I am just saying nice stuff to make myself more popular, not telling it like it is lol. The truth is that  now through until the end of October IS like a beautiful little astro-oasis and then – basically for November – we have Saturn Square Pluto.  This is not “bad” as such but it is challenging. You know, like growth passage challenging.  November – especially the middle of it – is not so good for taking risks. Apart from calculated growth strategies that involve you suavely restructuring your life. But it tends to involve intense – as journos say – “news days.”  The last time Saturn was within coo-ee of Pluto it was Saturn Opposing Pluto in Aug/Sept 2001.  It’s a major cycle and it tends to reverberate in geopolitics. This November will (a) very quickly show us just how the Pluto in Capricorn economic situation is going….Recovery? Or more merde unveiled??? And (b) Stress any unresolved situations from back in 2001/2002, particularly of a geopolitical nature. Satisfied???

* Between now and the end of October, as Saturn trundles over the last degrees of Virgo, is a great time to write out in as orderly a fashion as one can manage, all the wisdom and lessons gleaned since late 2007.  The very areas bugging you now will feel FAB once Saturn is  out of Virgo and Uranus is left to trounce about individuating.  But as Saturn goes BACK over these degrees in 2010, do the lesson grokking bit right in the next ten days and you will LOVE next April…

* Go Saturn Girl! And remember – boundaries. Talented Telepath Saturn Girl is way too busy to be obsessive about them. So she thinks ’set and forget’. See below, Saturn-Girl banishing a monster of self-doubt, slackness and lack of boundaries with one flick of her well kempt fist.

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