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A Sagittarius Off To See Her Accountant…? No? Where do you think the Saggo is going? I swear, i.r.l. those legs may or may not belong to a Sagittarius but they ALWAYS have the best legs. It’s weird. How does having the Centaur as a symbol manifest that? Or is it all the jagging around?
Sagittarians are the only sign to truly appreciate novelty gifts. Geminis say that they do but they’re really rather have the gift vouchers. Aquarius? Ha. They’ll snicker and then be non-speakers for a lifetime for a two. But Sagittarians love this sort of stuff. So why not give them this glow-in-the-dark bog paper?
Or, for the budget-unconscious Saggo-lover, this tent styled couch so the Saggo can pretend he/she IS actually in the Gobi desert eating scorpion omelette with the tribe. Why the concern with Saggo gifts now? Because we all know they’re never at home on their actual birthday.
You guys all know that Uranus in Aries (from June!) is going to be a significant phase of oh-my-godding-w.t.f. style new invention, don’t you? I still think personal jetpacks are going be big. But in the meantime, this Airspace flying hotel thing looks awesome enough to turn even the most agoraphobic type into a raving Saggo.
You know how Saggos are always happiest setting off from some trip or another.
Designed by SeymourPowell, it will float graciously above the earth but not too high and look like a huge balloon. It goes slow & you can open the windows to get some fresh breeze. It’s totally carbon-friendly. No word yet on $ for what a journey on this thing would cost but how cool, yes?
Sean Diddy Combs & Natalia Vodianova in US Vogue’s fashion-feature/homage to Brief Encounter
This is anecdotal only, but it definitely seems to be our Sagg who tops the sex-outdoors, sex-whilst-travelling, sex in planes and sex in trains stakes. Partly because they just ARE outdoors and travelling a lot anyway, I suppose. But they genuinely seem to like it. So here goes, name your sign & sex-on-the-go specifications.
Or ‘out’ any Saggo you know of with this predeliction. I know an Aquarius (Virgo Rising) who had such a bad argument with a Saggo over sex on the beach (deserted, but she was paranoid about paparazzi AND her Brazilian letting grains of sand up inside and thus maybe causing ovarian problems) that they broke up.
Thoughts?
See Also: Which Sign Is Least Likely (Apparently) To Visit A Sex Worker?
Today is the feast day of Epona, the Celtic & Roman Horse Goddess from where we get the name “pony.”
Her name literally means “Great Mare” and her image – a la above – used to be on Roman stables all over the place. So apt that she connected with the time of Sagittarius – her lucky emblem? The Horseshoe…Horses were obviously mega-important in the olden days -not just beloved but key to commerce, war and transporting oneself. The horseshoe was to attract the favourable attention of Epona, a very jovial Lady, with a similar vibe to that of Jupiter. She is almost like another ‘ruler’ of Sagittarius, especially the horse-mad ones.
Epona is asteroid 3838 – you can look her up in the Astrodienst extended chart options…I would LOVE to know if horsie peeps have her prominent.
And could she be the secret astro-ingredient to success in gambling on horses? Yet another task for my imaginary Astro-Intern…
Do something beautiful for a horse today, in honour of Epona. I am going to give some $ to Horse Rescue Australia. There are similar charities all over the place.
I think that there is always something we can take from Sagittarians and their ability to relax, enjoy nature and be completely frank with where they are at regarding a variety of subjects. Resolutions for the New Moon in Sagittarius should (sorry, not should – there is NO such word as “should” in the Saggo vocab) MAY include themes to do with candour, enjoying the outdoors more, learning some better/more jokes and applying more of a sporting attitude to life.
The Scorpio Sex Academic has a book called Flirting For Dummies which she swears I should borrow as it’s so brilliant.
I honestly don’t think i need it. The main thing it seems to have done for her is add a whole new cabal of men into her life – flirtees who are not being at all considered contenders for a relationship nor even a fling but whom are engaged in an active flirtship. The book says that done properly, flirting is practically aerobic and certainly endorphin inducing.
Apart from Libra, I don’t think the Cardinal signs are so good at it – they often don’t bother unless they think something is going to “happen” and then they always want to “follow through.” It’s like they are turned On or Off. Cardinal Signs; Aries, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer.
Virgos are often so attentive and engaging that people THINK they are flirting when really, the poor Virgo is only being polite. Aquarius psycho-flirts. Comes on strong and than takes off fast.
Geminis & Pisceans are definitely the best flirts of the Zodiac…Leos are often too up themselves to show the requisite interest in the other person although Haute Leo (if he/she thinks you are important or beautiful enough) is amazing at it. Saggo is brilliant, so long as their target maintains the correct sporting attitude.
Thoughts? And your fave flirting styles + sign.
The Hood Thong is apparently “temperature controlled” – I am not sure how – maybe as it only covers your crotch and your head? I am thinking that it is the ideal Saggo-Wear…Yes?
Cancerians do love to keep their ears warm and the security of a hoodie, they truly do + it feels reassuringly sort of possibly medieval, which they love but I am thinking that the rest of the Hood-Thong would give the Cancerian the deep merdes.
Sorry, but it just screams Sagg…
Which sign is most likely to have had the girliest childhood??? I mean females, obviously. And I am thinking girlie as in pink a la the above and stuffed toys…I always think Libra goes with pink. But added some stuffed toys into the equation and we have Cancer/Kataka. Like the magnificent Barbara Cartland.
And I have Moon in Libra but never craved pink. Then again, given this little girl’s martial stance, could she be an Aries or sporty Sagg who has had pink IMPOSED upon her?
And, gentleman/gay ladies, have you ever gone to a potential lovers house and been freaked out by a variety of stuffed toys? Pinkness in an adult? And by the way, speaking of pink, i saw a really HOT pink tradies truck drive by the other day and the guy in it had,um, muscular definition. He was driving too fast to tell anything else. But the name of his business, all over his truck, was ADULT PLUMBING. And with a hot pink truck.
So, your bedroom as a child if you are female – pink or what? Stuffed toys??? This will have to drag over into the nostalgic Cancerian Moon due soon.
Also, thoughts on adult peeps with too much pink/stuffed toys? And what sign is the Adult Plumbing dude???
Charmian Kittredge-Ultra Sagg
“She had a rich and stimulating voice with a wide tone range, laughed a great deal, even though the point of humour might be obscure, and was an indegatigable talker. She could carry on an intelligent and logical discussion, for she had a varied flow of words and phrases. A woman of great physical courage, she was the first to ride astride a horse into the hills when few women were riding at all, and those who dared were riding English side-saddle on the Golden Gate Park bridle paths. She had a deep love of horses. Ambitious, both socially and intellectually, she worked hard to advance herself, and saved her money with which to take a trip through Europe, did a little painting on China dishes, tried hard to make progress each year over the last.”
Description of U.S. novelist and ultra-Sagg Charmain Kittredge (1871-1955), who was novelist Jack London’s wife.
HAUTE SAGITTARIUS IS:
SPUNKY Sagittarians are like the people in personal advertisements would be if they weren’t lying. Sagg really is as comfortable in a ballgown as in a pair of jeans, as happy bushwhacking as they are flying into an exciting new city. Even weirder, they’re like people in television commercials. Sagg girls do come striding out of some shop, swing their shiny hair around, smile at the cute guy lurking behind their snazzy car that they managed to park right outside wherever they’re at. Sagg guys wake up in the morning, looking hot, sing in the shower, bounce downstairs for a smoothie breakfast, and zoom off to tennis or sailing.
JOYOUS Saggs are keen to maintain a high level of personal optimism and glee in life. The one time a month they get around to cleaning the house, they will be deliriously happy with the way everything gleams. More dour types accuse them of being on drugs. They’re not. Oh, all right, maybe some of them are but their love of living bubbles up from deep within them, like mineral water from a deep secret source at the base of a volcano. They’re idealist so while they do angst about genetically engineered food and endangered wild animals, they keep it real and positive. They rant on to everyone they know, spreading the word, fire off letters and petitions and attend protests.
FUN-LOVING Like Spanish painter Picasso’s Sagg lover Francoise Gilot, they think life is a one-way ticket…it can only be lived forward. British poet William Blake said the path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Sagg has a huge appetite for everything life has to offer. A Sagittarian would volunteer for a backyard cloning experiment if they were in the mood. Saggs love flying off to a great beach or going halfway across the planet for a fabulous party. A Sagg can be at a ski-resort toga party on the Saturday night and back in time for Sunday morning’s aquarobics class before heading off to lunch.
CANDID Saggs can puncture the most pompous bore with a well-aimed quip. As novelist Mark Twain wrote, “power, money, persusasion, supplication, persecution – these can lift at a colossal humbug – push it a little, weaken it a little over the course of a century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.” Incidentally, Twain once sent all his friends telegrams saying, “All is discovered – flee at once,” and to his amusement many of them did. Writer Nancy Mitford created a huge stir with Noblesse Oblige, her best-selling guide to what is and is not upper class.
IN-THE-MOMENT Sagittarius loves to savour the moment, relishing the abundance of life whether they are skydiving, larking it up on a cocktail bar, or doing something as mundane as scraping a squashed snail off their foot. Like 19th century British novelist Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice), Sagittarians “think only of the past as its rememberance gives pleasure.”
MOTIVATIONAL A Sagittarian’s sheer delight in living inspires all around them to go for it and follow their own dreams. And Sagg’s bawdy good humour enlivens everything.
LO-SAGGO IS:
IRRESPONSIBLE Sagittarians can walk – or sprint more like it – away from any problem. And what is a problem to these people? Responsibility or, as they call it, ‘’negativity’’. They can’t hack the idea of being unable to cope, so they won’t cope. See? It’s a choice that Sagg has made – because they’re dynamic, adventurous, and free-willed. Hey, they just didn’t want to hang around and put up with that negative crap. Their idea of dealing with an issue is to make it your problem. Sagittarians are prone to storming out and telling someone to get their crap together even when it is clearly the Sagg’s crap. Even worse is the Sagg who’s done therapy: “I’m picking up that you’re in a really resentful place right now…” before galloping out of the door because “I don’t want to go there with this negativity…” If responsibility was a place, Sagg wouldn’t even be able to find it. Sagg would think it was like Narnia in the C.S. Lewis book The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, where you had to go through the back of the magic wardrobe to find whatever you were looking for. Some Saggs don’t even like the word “place”. It sounds too fixed. They prefer “space”. Sagittarians have spaces in their heart, not places. They have their space in the sun, and their moral-high space.
TACTLESS Sagg lack of tact is legendary. They drop the most amazing “did she just say what I think she said?” clangers and they don’t even work at it. Never let a Sagg just wing it for a speech at a wedding, funeral or christening. As everyone cringes, Sagg will smirk, thinking “at least I tell it like it is”.
SELF-CENTRED You say ego, Sagg thinks self-esteem. Because so many Saggs have a bohemian aura, their ego can go undetected. It will be swamped in a sea of intellectual discourse, full-on raves about principle, and general Sagg swagger. But it’s there, even if this lot do start off every second sentence with “I don’t want to boast but…” They get frustrated when their support system slackens off. They don’t get it that it’s not the done thing to screech “don’t you know who I am?” at their own family like a has-been soap star being refused an A-list table. A Sagg can neglect to notice when the natives are restless. A Sagg can think the fact that their partner barely has the energy to do anything other than nod “yes, dear” is a good thing. It means the person is becoming accustomed to being a valet or handmaiden to Sagg genius. Then they act all appalled when an outbreak of “negativity” occurs in their life. Many a Sagg has returned from a surfing safari with their ex-lover to find their home empty.
FULL OF CRAP It would be so cool if Sagittarians came equipped with a mute button. They go on and on and on. Ideally, like the characters on television, they would not know that they had been muted. They carry with them an invisible soapbox on which they leap to deliver their interminable preachy raves. They can be so in love with their own righteousness that they don’t even realise they are pulverizing someone else’s psyche. Not deliberately, of course.Our Sagg is totally into freedom and self-expression for all life forms. Well-brought up Saggs can actually manage to shut up and not interrupt. But all of them secretly think that the boring interval when someone else is talking is a mere gap for them to catch a breath while their mind boggles at their own profundity.
SEE ALSO: Saggo L’Homo Nouvelle
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