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Astro-Beauty; Legs & Your Past Lives

June 22, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 25 comments

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A Sagittarius Trying To Be Inscrutable

Sagittarians, i.m.o. always seem to have the best legs of the Zodiac & infuriatingly effortlessly so. Though maybe it’s because they are so active & stride around the world doing athletic things. Not so effortless after all.

Geminis come 2nd as they tend to be able to keep a kind of gamine thing going on…Librans do well with legs too though that’s more of a diligence a la Pilates, massage & cream.

Virgoans are third-equal tie with Libra by dint of being able to bloody well stick with those no-caffeine-no-wheat-no-diary gorgeous legs reccies.

Legs tips please…I think probably the only thing i ever feel nostalgic about being really super-young is that spontaneously casually slithering into a mini-skirt and strutting out the door sensation. It’s heaven.

Leg tips; It totally hurts but doing the ’stretching out the ilio-tibial muscle on a roller’ seems to iron out dimples on the side of the legs & it’s like a good pain + amazing for suppleness.

I would adore to be convinced otherwise but i think cellulite creams don’t particularly work (?) apart from the aromatherapy oils with ingredients such as juniper & cypress.

Acupuncturists can get rid of little capillary-vein things & their cupping is amazing for “stagnant” qi in the legs. Rolfing, Myo-Fascial massage and other deep tissue stuff are all good…

And – i once read this in a (I think) Denise Linn book – any stubborn fat or cellulite on the thighs is stored anger re relationships in past lives.

O.m.g. So there is a really good batso mugwort-dreaming target for a quiet night. You go into your dreamworld, totally willing to confront and work through past life lovers who gave you the shits & you wake up with smooth thighs.

Yes! I am thinking that processed foods such as pastries are prob also a bit to blame.

Your Saggo Girlfriend

May 22, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 23 comments

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Just as the Sagittarius male is always a GUY,  your Saggo girlfriend is always a chick. She is sporty, likes to yell risque stories or gossip at high-decibel and is most easily moved by discussion of politics, particularly the separation of Church & State and/or constitutions, the Magna Carta etc.

She usually has brilliant legs.

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Your Saggo girlfriend is too restless to be still long enough to get facials, mani-pedis etc very often and secretly looks down upon those who do. She will cheerfully trek over the Himalayas or to Machu Picchu yet she finds malls, shopping and housework/chores horribly enervating.

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She doesn’t have much time for complicated relationship crap nor needy and emotional clingy types. She’s streamlined it all into one approach and it works wonders.

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See Also: My Once Upon A Time Female Sagittarian Flatmate

Astro Sun Sign Query Du Jour: Your Weirdest Flatmate Was WHAT SIGN?!

March 11, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Query, Astro-Weird by Mystic Medusa | 37 comments

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Right, Happy Full Moon & all.

This week’s Astro-Sun-Sign Query Du Jour – the latest in our ‘research project’ is YOUR WEIRDEST FLATMATE WAS WHAT SIGN?!

I have three contenders for this…And, to be fair, I am sure that i was someone’s weirdest flatmate myself. I think it is always worth acknowledging that point.But these flatmates were all joyously raving astro-cliches…By which i mean SO true to the most trite traits of their Sun Sign that it was  – at best – archetypal.

* Flatmate One:  Female – Sagg. She was alarmingly athletic, leggy, toothy, tanned and super-candid to a point that stunned people. She spent all of her spare money on sports equipment that she was totally thrilled about. So my friends and I blew $ we didn’t have on booze, shoes, poetry and perfume – hers went on kayaks, mountain bikes, new running shoes, skis – fresh sports socks if she really broke. Had a banker boyfriend whom, she candidly admitted, was to “facilitate” international snowboarding excursions. Also prone to fleeting but very-intense-whilst-they-lasted-lust-crush-fixations on men whom she would blatantly stalk. Slept nude. Opened door in the nude. Studied in the nude. Rarely drank due to usually having to be up at 4.30 am for some kind of run or kayaking event but when she did get On It, Sagg-Flatmate would quickly go from ‘one glass of wine after tutorial’ to debating law with bouncers trying to eject her for dancing topless on the table.

* Flatmate Two: Male – Aquarius. A much older and bearded Gestalt therapist and frequenter of workshops. Recently divorced and the part-time parent of two daughters, he had populated his house with teenage student flatmates with the incentive: ‘live here, close to uni, I am so cool with you bringing all your fabulous friends around and partying day and night…Truly relaxed living, no hassles etc.’  It did not occur to me until years later that this may have been the source of his frequent day-long domestics with his ex-wife on the verandah. Fave Saying: ‘that’s your shit…’ Morphed between being quite fascinating a la discussing mythology et al to pompous and ostentatious meditating in the middle of the living room with Nag Champa burning and his horrid white belly freaking out his cute-teenage-flatmates + their lovers and then again to cannabis-inspired creepy investigative candour and flaccid passes.

* Flatmate Three – THE WINNER OF MY PERSONAL WEIRD FLATMATE COMP:  Male – Aries...He was v.short and muscular. Had huge pile of smut in the living room, not really looked at and just magazines but there to make the point that he could. He constantly denounced feminism, in really bonkers way. And would get visibly thrilled if you argued with him about it. Like visibly. Beads of sweat on brow, unbuttoning his shirt a bit and let’s open another bottle of wine. Read endless tracts of stuff such as Shere Hite and Germaine Greer to get his “ammo.”  Slept between sheep and goat skins as did not approve of sheets. Had v.expensive stereo etc but always kept doors/windows unlocked because – he said – his karma was so fantastic. Could not go three sentences in any conversation without doing pull-ups on the nearest door frame. Opinionated to the point that he was constantly getting into fights with people, which he enjoyed. Aries Flatmate had no formal martial arts training but genuinely loved fighting, especially if he could keep mouthing off whilst doing it. Blamed his frequent turnover of woman friends on Feminism.

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Edith Cavell – A Brave Idealist – For Astro-Fiends

February 11, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-History, Astro-Women, Planets by Mystic Medusa | No comments

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“On Oct 11 in 1915, British nurse Edith Cavell was executed for her role in helping over 200 Allied soldiers escape to the Netherlands from Belgium during World War 1….”

More here in this article from Jezebel

Edith Cavell was a Saggo – Sun, Mars and Vesta conjunct in Sagg and the Mars was in a tight trine to Neptune in Aries. Interesting astro-signature for an amazingly brave idealist. She had North Node in Libra Rising & the Moon conjunct Uranus at zero degrees of Cancer.

The Astrology Of Rashida Dati

January 8, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Passages, Celeb Fluffery, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 12 comments

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Okay, so the French Justice Minister gave birth to a daughter last week & this article in the Daily Mail is at first about how she has returned to work, glamorous & happy. But she – a Saggo – is quite fascinating. She won’t say who the father is & so speculation in France is naturally rife.

“A host of magazine covers have celebrated her against-the-odds success story as the second of 12 children born to a Moroccan labourer and illiterate Algerian mother, hailing her as the new face of France.” She is France’s first female Muslim minister. “Miss Dati herself has said: ‘I left school at 16, my family was not privileged and I struggled for many years. My life is not a beautiful story.’ …Dati, who had an arranged marriage annulled in her youth, said it was ‘fundamental’ for her to have a child.”  More here.

Her astro is interesting: She has the Moon, Mars, Venus and Midheaven all close together in Capricorn so tremendous drive to draw upon and she is in the middle of a Saturn transit. Saturn is crossing her Fifth house (children, creative self-expression) Uranus & Pluto. And Uranus is on her natal Chiron & Ceres in Pisces. So the Saturn-Uranus opposition is playing out quite powerfully. Taurus Rising means she can radiate placidity, dignity & strength through all this.