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Astro-Gaga: The Ultimate Challenge

March 12, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 58 comments

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Oh ALL right, I am fibbing.

This is not the Ultimate Challenge. But you must admit that this gorgeous picture is even more ripe for Astro-Gaga than usual…non?

The prize for the best/funniest astrological interpretation of this scenario is a year’s subscription to the Daily Mystic. If you already have one, you can give to a friend and earn enormous cred for being both cosmic and generous.

My feeling is that they are all really pissed and yet bored. I am thinking that the set of legs parked on the pristine tablecloth belong to an aristocratic Leo or Libra (table setting? exfoliated limbs?) who has invited a bunch of Saggos around with the promise of work at her African “lodge” but now it turns out that she does not really “own” it “as such” and that there are a few “complications with paperwork”…what she really wants is for the Saggos to utilize their insanely over-hyped “media connections” to publicise Leo/Libra’s new range of  Vajazzle.

Thoughts?

Astro-Beauty; Legs & Your Past Lives

June 22, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 25 comments

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Sagittarians, i.m.o. always seem to have the best legs of the Zodiac & infuriatingly effortlessly so. Though maybe it’s because they are so active & stride around the world doing athletic things. Not so effortless after all.

Geminis come 2nd as they tend to be able to keep a kind of gamine thing going on…Librans do well with legs too though that’s more of a diligence a la Pilates, massage & cream.

Virgoans are third-equal tie with Libra by dint of being able to bloody well stick with those no-caffeine-no-wheat-no-diary gorgeous legs reccies.

Legs tips please…I think probably the only thing i ever feel nostalgic about being really super-young is that spontaneously casually slithering into a mini-skirt and strutting out the door sensation. It’s heaven.

Leg tips; It totally hurts but doing the ’stretching out the ilio-tibial muscle on a roller’ seems to iron out dimples on the side of the legs & it’s like a good pain + amazing for suppleness.

I would adore to be convinced otherwise but i think cellulite creams don’t particularly work (?) apart from the aromatherapy oils with ingredients such as juniper & cypress.

Acupuncturists can get rid of little capillary-vein things & their cupping is amazing for “stagnant” qi in the legs. Rolfing, Myo-Fascial massage and other deep tissue stuff are all good…

And – i once read this in a (I think) Denise Linn book – any stubborn fat or cellulite on the thighs is stored anger re relationships in past lives.

O.m.g. So there is a really good batso mugwort-dreaming target for a quiet night. You go into your dreamworld, totally willing to confront and work through past life lovers who gave you the shits & you wake up with smooth thighs.

Yes! I am thinking that processed foods such as pastries are prob also a bit to blame.

Astro Sun Sign Query Du Jour; Your Fave Fairytale?

May 6, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 32 comments

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WHAT is your favourite fairytale? Not the one that you think has the most Jungian resonance or that is officially cool but one that you LOVED…There is, of course, bound to be some psych-significance in your choice. Arieans & Saggos tend to love the quest stories, Librans & Pisceans the Sleeping Beauty awakened by Prince ones & Geminis the fairy tales that involve intricate tricks or beauty & the beast scenarios. Rapunzel totally gives me the merdes and I am not even sure why…My fave is The Ugly Duckling.

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Astro-Beauty: Hair Neurotique

April 28, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 51 comments

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These hairstyles are reminiscent of both Japanese art nouveau AND crop circles which is so fabulous & modern, if slightly unwearable.

Leos and this is totally true, are obsessed with their hair. I will never forget the first time that my Leo-Ex, soon-to-be father of my son, explained to me his (at the time) Redken ritual. Five products in space-lab style packaging. One man, not yet 25 & living off being a music reviewer + free drinks/food at gigs/gallery openings…yet able to miraculously afford N.A.S.A standard hair care.He was the first man i had ever known (my first Leo!) who could emote about his hair in 20 minute monologues.

Yet, irony of ironies, it is often the opposite sign to our Leo – Aquarius – who have the most iconic & culturally influential hair. I am thinking Farrah, Jennifer Aniston in Friends, Axl Rose, John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, Oprah, Bob Marley & even Christie Brinkley. They are all hair icons. Amongst other things. Name one Leo Hair icon?  They’re so jealous of Aquarians hair Qi.

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So Leos are the most Hair-Obsessed, Aquarians have the most Culturally Iconic Hair and Sagittarians are the most likely to wear their hair long if-they-can & no matter what.

I am actually also interested in what sign/astro-cliche/transit coincides with people’s most fussy and neurotic hair phase. Over-ornate chignons adopted to please some controlling weirdo, insane hair extensions and/or an addiction to bleach that would rival the upkeep costs of any cokehead.

Raising The Qi Of Your Teeth

April 7, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Metaphysical Quirks, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 18 comments

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Here is something to enhance any Virgoan Moon flossing frenzy/general dental hygiene jag. This Tooth Meridian Chart has its origins in Chinese medicine & says each tooth corresponds to a different organ. Like reflexology. So, say you’re ferociously creating tooth perfection in your bathroom whilst also noticing a slight crack in a tile, planning a mega-exfoliation and calculating diff mobile phone interest plans in your mind — all the Virgo Moon stuff that we do…Now you can also note any bits of your gums et al that feel tender or bleed and then go analyze.

This other chart here is similar but it adds a whole pile of emotions & chakras into the mix. Teeth are traditionally under the reign of Saturn. Hence their role as not only useful for eating and as health indicators but also signifiers of status. Those dreams when the teeth weaken or fall out are classic yicky Saturn transit stuff, helped by getting your self together so far as the Saturnine side of life is concerned…the dentist, the taxes, the hygiene.

BTW, do you realise that Saturn is going to nip OUT of Virgo & into Libra later this year? Saturn is actually exalted in Libra. But Virgoans & the other Mutables (Pisces, Gemini, Saggo) being so hard-hit by Saturn in Virgo will get a wee break. In the meantime, do the dentist, do the details, eat plenty of fibre etc…Saturn is not really a Law Of Attraction style planet. That would be Jupiter…