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I am thinking that he is a Saggo and she is a Leo whose getting set to go way over the top with Mars in Leo. He was meant to be coaching her to tennis perfection to totally impress some guy only she’s said ‘let’s just stay in the room and work on some core principles or something’ because she really does not want to muss her hair or get out of the stunningly fantastic gown she’s just scored…La Leo likes to feel that she can absorb a lot of tennis technique via amorphic resonance with the tennis on the television. And the Sagittarius tennis coach is about to go completely ape…

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Free Spirit Spheres - price on application – are “providing a habitat for the untamed spirit that lives within us all.” They sway with the trees! They’re eco! They look so cool! But they apparently move quite violently when someone inside makes an abrubt movement & given that Sagittarius so often  makes abrubt movements, it may not be the ideal Chez Sagg after all.  Still, if i could run a village or even a whole state where peeps got to live in astro-appropriate housing, the Saggos would be billetted in Free Spirit Spheres for sure.

girl_on_the_porchDavid Trulli

“I used to have this, this idea, that I was sort of like, part of, like, this alien race that were part Venus and part American Indian. Now this sounds kind of funny now, but I was very serious about it as a child. [Laugh.] I had a whole cosmology and a whole universe, formed around these thoughts. But, I definitely didn’t feel at home on the planet. I felt much more at home when I’d read books about the Aztecs, or about, or if I’d read stories about aliens on other planets. Or I just, I didn’t really feel like I belonged… Those private thoughts I had, were part of my creative energy, or the complexity of my mind, but I wasn’t a disturbed child, I was just, a little off-beat, I guess.”

Patti Smith – Sun-Mars in Capricorn, Saggo Rising, Moon in Pisces, Neptune Conjunct Midheaven & Saturn conjunct Pluto in Leo. The latter two aspects bring her (astrologically) in line with John Lennon as a collective muse for the Pluto in Leo generation, carrier of many projections. Sun-Mars in 2nd house SUCH a grounding gift for her.

I think that your childhood DreamScape is perhaps the most intensely personal & amazing part of yourself – it comes before the earthy intimacies of sex & money and exists devoid of functional/dysfunctional families, class et al. And Mars in Cancer/Kataka + Mercury Retrograde for most of September is a fab time to resurrect your childhood DreamScape, with productive and loving intent. I sound woo-woo, like i need to order some henna and a lilac kaftan – but it’s so true.

Sometime in the next few weeks, ponder your childhood DreamScape & profit…

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Oh well, at least the planet LOOKS good…But guess what? If you are a member of the Uranus-Venus Club - that is, your Venus is between 22 and 29 degrees of ANYTHING but especially a Mutable Sign such as Virgo, Pisces, Gemini, Saggo – you are having a Saturn-Venus transit as WELL as Uranus Venus.

Uranus-Venus is weird yet emancipating & youthifying- see the above link for a rant re THAT. Saturn-Venus is a tad more sombre, obviously. I am having it at the moment and there is an infuriating nostalgia. Not the wisteria infused nostalgia of Neptune nor even the oh-my-godding of a Uranian flash. It’s just Saturn so more like a forensic analysis – totally unbidden – and recognition of long term patterns or themes in all relationships. Saturn telling Venus to shape up, be mature etc. Yick!

But Saturn is trundling along quite quickly now & so if Saturn has crashed your Uranus-Venus club, the ’stock-taking’ sober-socks phase of your love life is done by November & you are left with just Uranus zinging about.

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* A D.I.Y. Chanel Paper Bag, as seen at the Milan Fashion Fair or something – that is SO achingly Pluto in Cap…The Craft edge, the ironic homage to a luxury brand. Are the days of mag headlines/coverlines a la “Must-Haves” or “You’ve Gotta Have It” or “To Die For” gone forever? The word luxury means “of the light” – is it being redefined? Uranus is heading into Aries soon – super D.I.Y. – and the last time Uranus was there, this was written - still SO relevant & inspirational…

* The Sagg Kickboxer says the Fitness Industry, as opposed to most others, is UP 30% this year. Why? People cannot afford to be hungover and non-alert so they relax via endorphins from exercise as opposed to the pub? Survival of the fittest? They are so stressed they need to go and bash up a boxing bag to feel okay?  Guilt/Motivation from Saturn in health-aware Virgo?

* I always knew those Easter Island statues (soz, Rapanui) were hiding something with that inscrutable smirk of theirs. And now it seems that the SOIL on the place harbours a potential life-extension miracle substance which, if it pans out, means that soon 120 will be the new 80. Or something. Will this mean peeps such as Madonna will turn their attention to this area? Would an Easter Island/Rapanui Mud Pack Masque be the go?

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* The Solar Eclipse Astro-Queries are coming along nicely – it is SO much more fun for me to get the charts already sent…I just open & gaze at the patterns. Bliss. I am aiming to have them all out by Monday afternoon Sydney timezone…So that you have time to prep. If you are not getting one, then there is the very simple version of how to prep for the Solar Eclipse on July 21/22…Before then, get rid of all THIS:

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It’s odd but when I posted Sagg L’Uomo Nouvelle - my mini-guide to Saggo Men – i had not really gotten to know my Ultra-Sagg neighbour. I was sort of channelling the Saggo-spaz of a few guys I knew;  a photographer from the past and my  local Sagg Kickboxing Champion in particular. However, my Saggo Neighbour Dude fits the LOT…

* Sagg Neighbour Dude  is 34 but seriously looks 22 and boyish for even that.

* He is fascinated by the Occult and any possible insights into his character re astrology/whatevs but totally refuses any form of divination as he just prefers to “see how things roll”. Secretly runs a v.successful side biz supplying sound equipment here & there but that has apparently totally used up his scheduling/divination capability so all else IS spontaneous. Or else.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude is a Muso who lives in what is known in my neighbourhood as the “house of hot musos” as it’s a very rehearsal-friendly venue with a landlord who has been committed to a mental asylum. He whistles when he walks and specialises in breezy candour.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude has a thing for what he calls “exotic” girlfriends. The latest one looks like a Japanese anime figure, smokes joints in the street, is ultra-young and they met when she went to the House of Hot Musos to try and get them to convert to eco power. ie; she a door to door salesgirl. He cannot and will not settle. I don’t envy the ladies in love with him but it’s fun theatre.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude can literally stand in the back lane, ostensibly having just been putting his rubbish out, and conduct a conversation that goes on for hours and with anyone. I am talking total blarney but all with an airy light patter that defies mental gravity.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude does a ‘real’ band and a ‘covers’ band for money – he is equally relaxed and happy when talking about either, not a hint of self-consciousness or worrying about perceptions.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude lopes up and down the local main street like a labrador – that is his natural gait and whenever i see him he has in earplugs for either i-Pod or phone & is raving away. Is NOT stalwart like Taurus/Cancerian neighbours – if something is WRONG he hides under doona like cat during thunderstorm.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude has about 700 close friends (not including the 6000 on Facebook etc) and the determination to be always an extremely UP, amusing and consciousness raising presence, whether the discussion be about the council’s bin policy, Red Bull advertisements making him wistful, Vivaldi, alchemy or sunsets.

* S.N.D fidgets and moves constantly. Is kinetic. Claims reason cannot commit etc has to do with kinetic sleeping style; sleepwalks, strangles things in sleep, needs entire emperor sized bed to self once copulation has occurred, likes to leap up at odd (polyphasic naturally?) hours to compose something and then crash back into REM without someone grizzling and essentially thinks most lovers “sleep facists.”

* All this is why I kinda like Saggos & my Sagg Neighbour Dude – the ability to make light & do it with original style is SO immense…Yes?

See Also: Your Sagittarius Girlfriend

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Drop, the new horror novel by Koji Suzuki (Ring) is now available as loo paper!

Noting one of my lovely site viewers – a Saggo -the other day cheerily listing the horror movies he’d sat through happily, i thought YES! Saggos do have that knack. Is their innate Jupiter-ruled ebullience soooo UP that nothing lowers it?  I know a Sagg kickboxing champion who told me that he had “an unreal time” touring a torture museum in Prague. My old Sagg flatmate used to enjoy Zombie movies.

Okay, I am a complete WIMP. The last horror movie i saw was Ring (or The Ring, the Naomi Watts remake of the Japanese one) and it was absolutely terrifying. I think the same time there was The Others & Blair Witch Project. All horror movies that i decided to see as they deemed arty. All brilliant. But that was it for the horror genre and I. Never again. I can’t  hack it. Maybe it’s my multiple stuff in Pisces??  Moon in Libra? Aqua Rising? I dunno but i spent all night sitting up smudging the house & chanting Louise Hay affirmations.

But Sagg would most likely find them all a total hoot & fall asleep mid-laughing sentence. This loo paper – above has the whole novel of Drop printed on it in bright blue presumably non-toxic ink with splodges. Drop is by the same dude who bought us the macabre & terrifying Ring. I am so not getting this but it occurs to me that any Sagg N & D just might love it & of COURSE he/she will have a basic or amazing ability to read Japanese…

It’s not really element based; Off the top of my head; my Cancerian Son cannot bear watching any films in which anyone other than gangsters or terminator borgs get it. But my Moon in Scorpio daughter – NO Sagg in her chart other than Pluto – is v.drawn to the macabre.  Scorpio Sex Academic too high-brow. Saggo-Fascinator – loves horror. Enjoys getting a “delicious chill” etc. Virgo friends – a bit ghoulish but it has to be stylish, you understand. So long as they wardrobe is excellent, they’ll happily sit through zombies, vampires et al.  Gorgeous Gemini Astro-Mate is too into L.O.A. for something so dark.

Would you buy this horror novel bog paper? Do you like/loathe the Horror genre???

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I posted this yonks ago but am reposting it now as can do with a pic! I reckon this could be the ULTIMATE SAGGO

“A German paraglider is being hailed as “the luckiest woman in the world” after surviving a storm cell that sucked her higher than Mount Everest during a flight in northern New South Wales.

Ewa Wisnierska, 35, spent 40 minutes unconscious while being carried to a height of approximately 30,000 feet, where she was pounded by hail, narrowly avoided lightning and was covered in ice…More here

It’s an extraordinary tale

And this interview with her here helpfully has some birth details: Her Sun could be in Sagg or Capricorn & she has Mercury, Jupiter and Neptune in Saggo…But i reckon the Sun in Sagg…
Some Sagg-style quotes:

“Flying (paragliding) and teaching of it is the only one source of my income. I have neither a flat nor any apartment. I live in my car and don’t need to pay any rentals every month. This way of life is not very expensive. And I don’t need any luxury. I prefer having time to money.”

” I have fun living like a bird. I don’t worry about the future. Maybe it will change one day. Maybe I will wish to have a family and my own home. But I didn’t find the right place to stay yet. And currently I enjoy my life and flying. “

” I prefere the world without frontiers.”

cdtt_178He Says He’s Not Really A  Saggo

The other night, at kickboxing class, i was partnered with a Scorpio. When she told me her sign, she said “Oh well I’m a Scorpio but none of that stuff fits me. I don’t have any of the Scorpio traits.”  Then she proceeded to belt the shit out of me to the point that i had to seriously engage just to not be knocked over & express various relatively Scorpionic opinions. Not so much the actual opinions but their vehemence and tint of obession.

…My boyfriend’s put on weight as he’s studying so hard. I can’t stand it. I won’t tolerate even a gram of extra fat. Not on me, not on him…I do 1000 crunches a day…I am locked into an endless power struggle with him. But i don’t care. Truth be told, I kind of like it. Relationships with no power dynamics bore me….And the sex is amazing…I am going to do whatever it takes to get on television this year…My co-worker is so infuriating. I am plotting to end his employment…And all the while this intense, fixed gaze, like a Barn Owl.

She is, said the Scorpio Sex Academic, clearly a Scorpio-in-Denial. My friend Not-The-Typical Virgo is constantly decrying her lack of “real” Virgoan traits to the world even as she gently chides one for various sins against etiquette, puncutation & an orderly existence. I knew a Leo once who said she deplored ostentatious grooming & liked to be understated yet her ego was IMMENSE only she felt herself to have such natural chutzpah as to be above the actual plebian crap such as WASHING that most of us do to be attractive etc.

AQUARIANS are the worst offenders. And not only the men. They are prime candidates for “well none of that eccentric stuff fits me, I’m intensely normal” when they’re SO bats…Arieans are the least likely to be in denial about their Sun Sign traits – they love being the Alpha Sign enough to OWN it. And some peeps blur cusp lines (the boundary between two Sun Signs) just as people claim to be living in Salubrious Heights when really they’re down there in East Zemblanity…Not that there is anything innately wrong with any of the signs, but those people born WELL within a particular sign, then claiming that they’re “on the cusp…” like it means anything remind me of real estate agents blurring boundaries.

Which sign do you think is the most likely to be In Denial?

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“…Tyra Banks, the creator, producer and host of “America’s Next Top Model“, is a hybrid animal. She doesn’t gravitate toward a single familiar archetype, as other female media barons do (eg, Martha Stewart’s über housewife, Rachael Ray’s perky girl’s girl), but divides her persona into four: diva, den mother, wackjob and tycoon, all of which battle for prominence in every episode of the show. It can be unsettling (or merely bewildering) to witness these shifts in personality, since every iteration is equally convincing. She is not a woman with whom you would want to be trapped in an elevator….”

Molly Young in The Economist

I find this quite interesting in that (a) she sounds like more or less most women to me and (b) I am sure there are plenty of peeps who would be happy to be stuck with Tyra in a lift, even should she speak in tongues & swivel her head around the full 360.

But my point; this is very, VERY typical of Mutable Women.  That is, a Pisces, Gemini, Saggo or Virgo. It is not in their nature to be consistent. The men too but they tend to be more culturally encouraged into fixed personae.  Tyra has Sun, Neptune & the North Node all together in Saggo. Of course she is mutable AND doing it on mass market live television. We have talked about strong Neptune types before. If they’re not succumbing to Neptunian substances, they’re beguiling a big audience. eg; the classic example – Marilyn Monroe with it rising in Leo.

UPDATE: ALL RIGHT THIS IS TYRA AND THE ABOVE IS NAOMI.  I WAS GOOGLING IMAGES & THE SEARCH RESULT SAID TYRA & I WAS TIRED, JUST WANTING TO ILLO MY TYRA POINT & I LOVED THE IMAGE…AND NAOMI IS MUTABLE TOO…SUPER-GEM…

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