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Turning Capricorn

February 3, 2010 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 82 comments

I don’t have a single planet in the sign of the Sea-Goat but I’m turning Capricorn.

I so completely blame the Saturn-Pluto Square for this.

I’m getting Capricorn Consciousness.  At least, I think that’s what it is.  Could any actual real-life Capricorns please enlighten me.

I am walking home and realize that i need to buy olive oil spread (like butter) but that i’ll have to either get $ out at a non-my-bank atm & thus pay a fee or purchase enough stuff to make the shop card limit. Petty stuff. Usually, i would be like so t.f what. But my Capricorn Consciousness said “you know what? You don’t even NEED revolting hydrogenated crap in your arteries. Live clean. You are not going to give that bank a cent that you don’t have to and why go and buy extra stuff you don’t actually need? Enjoy the thrill of not doing it…”

Guys, this is how Capricorns get +stay thin and rich. Stinge on the small stuff so they can slurge on the big items. The only thing I have ever known Capricorns not mind paying for is good advice (like their lawyer).

But for me it’s uncharacteristic. So if you haven’t been paying attention up the back there, Saturn in Libra squared (a challenge) Pluto in Capricorn last November and just the other day.  Saturn is now whizzing backward to oppose Uranus again (that all began last Feb) and then forward again to square Pluto for the third and final time in August 2010.

So a lot of us are doing Saturn Girl/Capricorn Consciousness and it’s feelling okay. It’s sort of like we are settling into Pluto in Capricorn. I mean, it’s there until 2024.  And you know Saturn RULES Capricorn so when Saturn aspects Pluto in the sign that it rules, you betcha there are tangible changes and some hardcore pragmatism.

Even my Saggo Neighbour Dude, renowned for his feck-free approach to life, has embarked upon a cleaning, gardening (growing salad vegetables to provide his band with cheap nutrition so they can work extra-long hours) and 60hour a week funds-sourcing ventures.

My Saggo Neighbour Dude…

June 30, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 32 comments

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It’s odd but when I posted Sagg L’Uomo Nouvelle - my mini-guide to Saggo Men – i had not really gotten to know my Ultra-Sagg neighbour. I was sort of channelling the Saggo-spaz of a few guys I knew;  a photographer from the past and my  local Sagg Kickboxing Champion in particular. However, my Saggo Neighbour Dude fits the LOT…

* Sagg Neighbour Dude  is 34 but seriously looks 22 and boyish for even that.

* He is fascinated by the Occult and any possible insights into his character re astrology/whatevs but totally refuses any form of divination as he just prefers to “see how things roll”. Secretly runs a v.successful side biz supplying sound equipment here & there but that has apparently totally used up his scheduling/divination capability so all else IS spontaneous. Or else.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude is a Muso who lives in what is known in my neighbourhood as the “house of hot musos” as it’s a very rehearsal-friendly venue with a landlord who has been committed to a mental asylum. He whistles when he walks and specialises in breezy candour.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude has a thing for what he calls “exotic” girlfriends. The latest one looks like a Japanese anime figure, smokes joints in the street, is ultra-young and they met when she went to the House of Hot Musos to try and get them to convert to eco power. ie; she a door to door salesgirl. He cannot and will not settle. I don’t envy the ladies in love with him but it’s fun theatre.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude can literally stand in the back lane, ostensibly having just been putting his rubbish out, and conduct a conversation that goes on for hours and with anyone. I am talking total blarney but all with an airy light patter that defies mental gravity.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude does a ‘real’ band and a ‘covers’ band for money – he is equally relaxed and happy when talking about either, not a hint of self-consciousness or worrying about perceptions.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude lopes up and down the local main street like a labrador – that is his natural gait and whenever i see him he has in earplugs for either i-Pod or phone & is raving away. Is NOT stalwart like Taurus/Cancerian neighbours – if something is WRONG he hides under doona like cat during thunderstorm.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude has about 700 close friends (not including the 6000 on Facebook etc) and the determination to be always an extremely UP, amusing and consciousness raising presence, whether the discussion be about the council’s bin policy, Red Bull advertisements making him wistful, Vivaldi, alchemy or sunsets.

* S.N.D fidgets and moves constantly. Is kinetic. Claims reason cannot commit etc has to do with kinetic sleeping style; sleepwalks, strangles things in sleep, needs entire emperor sized bed to self once copulation has occurred, likes to leap up at odd (polyphasic naturally?) hours to compose something and then crash back into REM without someone grizzling and essentially thinks most lovers “sleep facists.”

* All this is why I kinda like Saggos & my Sagg Neighbour Dude – the ability to make light & do it with original style is SO immense…Yes?

See Also: Your Sagittarius Girlfriend