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So Robbie Williams proposed to his girlfriend Ayda Field on air and then said it was just a joke. Poor thing. She is a Taurean with an Aquarian lover. That’s gotta be hard. On both of them really.
I know an Aquarius dancer who asked out a Taurus body-builder and his response was “No, I’m not doing anything Saturday night.” So she goes “great, would you like to go out someplace?” And he goes “No, I already explained. I’m not doing anything.”
Life is way quieter since I stopped seeing my two Aqua Men although the Uranian turned up at my house the other night, to try on a bit of Hunky-Doorstopping. It is a technique that I am convinced he copied totally off an old Paul Newman movie. I will post the exact You Tube clip if enough people want to see a PRIME example of Hunky Doorstopping technique. Or even understand what it is.
Anyway, whenever i see Robbie Williams (above, in dressing gown with light sabre) it makes me miss Aquarius men and all their battiness. Robbie Williams is Sun-Mercury-Jupiter in Aquarius, as personified by this quote: “I didn’t lose my mind, it was mine to give away.”
UPDATE: Hunky Doorstopping is like the Aqua-Man speciality. They hate it when you call them and they’re usually quite freaked by “arranged” dates as they have a spontaneity fetish. So they just turn up, on your doorstep and so they have to be hunky to get away with it.
The Uranian actually studied the movie Harper for some diploma thing & I had never seen it. When I finally DID, i grokked how he perfected his Hunky Doorstopping technique. The other Aquarian – ex-league player – has NEVER seen it or any movie as he was “against” culture and was (this is real) concerned about his glutes stagnating if he had to sit still for as long it would take to watch a whole film. So his Hunky Doorstopping technique not nearly so good.
And yes, Paul Newman an Aquarian. Has anyone else been Hunky Doorstopped by Aqua men? Note also sudden surge of recent nostalgia on the Dark Moon and with Mercury Retrograde. This is another reason why it’s good to diet and stay sober on Dark Moons – so you don’t start calling the fiends. Finally, if you ever Doorstopped an Aquarian (as in turned up sans notice) they would call the Riot Squad.
This ought to be one of the most cuckoo Retro-Mercury phases of all. Aquarius being already bats. An Eclipse in Aquarius looming etc. Yet hopefully more weird in a good way. I think that the Retro-Mercury in Water signs are always so achingly nostalgic and the Earth sign ones tend to correspond with the most irritating irks. This is more like mixed-messaging & strange synchronicity + the oddest random exchanges/peeps popping back into one’s life.
And – the first Mercurial Bats; Aquarius news story!
“POP star turned UFO hunter Robbie Williams has recruited Aussie Peter Andre to help him track down alien beings.”
I saw a U.F.O. when I was 5. Robbie Williams is Aquarius, Peter Andre is Pisces.
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