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Astro Gaga – The Aries Spy-Lie Detector

February 17, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 55 comments

I don’t know why but i visualize the owner of this truck as an Aries Courier turned Spy/Lie Detector after a Pluto transit.

So his name is Troy and this is now the job he does.

If you ring him, he’ll be there on-the-hop, a bit caffeinated or straight from the gym and insanely buff.

He’s got a Cancerian Moon so takes the infidelity/disloyalty aspect of his work v.seriously and gets WAY too involved with his clients.

His actual machinery is really out-of-date and inaccurate – Mercury Retrograde in Pisces so he relies more on intuition than the machinery and thank fuq he does Muay Thai because husbands and boyfriends are forever trying to bash him.

Thoughts?

Librans Truly Do Think Pink

February 4, 2010 in Astro-Decor, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 73 comments

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Here’s proof that Librans truly DO think pink.

This is the Bermuda dining room of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas – a multiple Libran couple. Both are actually born on the same day of Libra: September 25.  So they are actually having a hell of a Saturn-Pluto transit right now and until August.

Seriously, how pink is this place?

See Also: Can Only Librans Wear Pink?

The Republic Of Plutonia

September 8, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 56 comments

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PLUTO IS STATIONING DIRECT! AND TURNING DIRECT AT THE SAME POINT IT/HE WAS AT IN FEB 2008…SO EXPECT TO GROK SOME SORT OF SUBTLE OMEN RE CHANGES THAT BEGAN THEN OR A FLASHPOINT RE SUCH…

“If you are feeling unstable, freaked out or extra nuts, Pluto is probably acting on you. If you are also feeling excited, passionate or like change is imminent and that is beautiful, then you are probably acting on it. As Steve Forrest says of Pluto in his excellent work, The Book of Pluto, we can take the high or low roads, and both are usually available. It is possible to seize new energy and new opportunities, or be reduced to bitterness and a sense of failure by refusing to embrace the moment. “The high road is always there, but will we travel it?”
“How can we live kindly and gracefully while sitting on the hormonal powder keg?” he asks. “It boils down to one fundamental theme: truthfulness beats goodness. Wholeness in oneself is a greater virtue, and a more stable one, than all the conventional expressions of saintliness rolled up into one glorious greeting card.”

Eric Francis, also quoting Steve Forrest, on Pluto transits. This is one of my all-time fave succinct Pluto rants.

HOW to tell if you are having a Pluto transit?

You will be suffused with yearning etc & a new sensation of being ‘alive’ yet also mentally tormented and stressed by coping with all the changes in your life…many astrologers liken a Pluto transit to being ‘cooked’ so that the flavours emerge.

BUT IN THE NEXT WEEK  OR SO, AS PLUTO STATIONS, EVERYONE FEELS IT – SOME MORE THAN OTHERS, RAVENS COMING HOME TO ROOST & ALL…

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Great, huh?

You will basically go insane but everyone will keep telling you how great you look.

If you think you might be having a Pluto transit, keep going (!) and maybe consult an astrologer.

Or think about purchasing Plutonic- your Pluto scopes until 2024

Astro-Gwyneth & Defending GOOP

July 28, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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I’m not madly pro nor anti Gwyneth & don’t mind GOOP, her lifestyle tips site & newsletter. I love reading the detox articles, probably as she and I both have Mars in Virgo and that’s an astr0-signature for getting excited over the prospect of a good cleanse.

Mars-in-Virgo peeps enjoy reading about how they’re gonna cleanse the hell out of their over-yeasty intestines and the strange, scary food additives so unable to be metabolised that they have to be purged. And secretly, Mars-in-Virgo likes to think about attaining some other-worldly alien standard of perfection.

But I am interested in why, when she could be leading a perfectly cool acclaimed artist/sleb/mother etc life, she became so intent upon sharing her fashion, cooking, exercise, fasting etc tips with the whole world??? I do think it’s partly a good strong Mars in Virgo effort to raise the consciousness of people by sharing info from her own personal gurus. People bitch about her & say that her recommendations are elite but i feel she’s actually trying to glean the info from her team & pass it onto people who may never see a nutritionist in their whole life & certainly not a Park Avenue one, or whomever the Gwyneth patronises.

And, of all the things in the world worth slagging off, is The Gwyneth/GOOP really a major candidate??? Plus maybe it’s my Moon in Libra but i don’t care how fake/airbrushed the above image is, her skin and hair look amazing. It’s like she’s actually the Empress of Librans.

The GOOP thing coincided with Saturn into her totally crowded 7th house. That’s right. Her house of love is completely packed with planets…She likes/needs/wants to be in a relationship. It’s almost like one person is not enough – very Libran – but she’s not polyamorous & so she’s defining (Saturn) a relationship (7th House) with the world…

She has Sun conjunct Pluto natally so that’s a powerhouse of a woman – GOOP is just the start. The Gwyneth is a Plutonian. She’ll start something in the next few years, prob based on her macrobiotic/organic etc beliefs and it will be society-altering. Pluto is squaring this natal Sun-Pluto conjunction so there you  go. And she’ll attract the usual howling down from ye olde hat commentators defending their archaic beliefs.  Pluto is not only squaring her Sun for the next few years, it’s on her Jupiter in the 10th house – Brilliant Career & public profile – so since early 2008 she would have felt an intense desire to transform her public persona to be a more authentic and useful expression of whom she is. And Jupiter – helping the masses!

Plus – she has Uranus conjunct Ceres so there’s an innovative style of nurturing right there…I think The Gwyneth is genius…

SEE ALSO: MOON IN LEO MY ONE NIGHT ON THE GWYNETH DIET

Astro-Gaga: The Capricorn Zombie Book Club

July 25, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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Okay, so maybe Virgoans do wig at book clubs when peeps try to lie about having read some award-winning book when they really only skimmed the review or watched about a third of the DVD when they got back pissed from a dinner party & even then they talked the whole way through.

But there is a worse kind of book club/group and that is the one run by the Capricorn  Undead.

Why Capricorn? Because she will be having a Pluto transit that will render her fuqing ruthless re peeps being non-authentic and bullshitting about books they have not really read when really, the book group is only a substitute for her non-existent sex life and as alternative to tupperware.

Also, cheekbones. And Capricorns are the ONLY sign who can wear white without getting crap all over it v.quickly.

If that were a Saggo or a Pisces  in that gown, it would feature red wine, pesto or coffee as a stain and thus detract from Zombie cheekbones and the Capricorn Undead Book Group leader’s scary,  unsublimated rage at the person who just interrupted her to make shit up about On Chesil Beach AND then mixed  up Anna Akhmatova with Anna Kournikova

Dissing The Disbelievers

May 26, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

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“I don’t believe in astrology. I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” Arthur C Clarke.

I never get bored but an emotion close to it, i think, infuses me whenever I am faced with an old-school sceptic. It’s not that they haven’t the right to think/believe w.t.f. THEY want but they so often seem determined, smug & pass-agg-insistent on dialogue with me. My fave retaliation is the George Santayana quote that “skepticism is the chastity of the intellect” but rather than responding to that, they just sort of dirge on. I think it’s actually Taurus (men, soz) who are the most pompous about it. Aquarius too – they’re either super-logical & will cheerily crap on with all sorts of spurious shit or else they’ll try to out-weird one with a harmony-0f-the-spheres rant.

But just as I was about to launch forward on a dissing the disbelievers rant, i thought isn’t it fabulous that many of us live in a time when we can express all these things & share them openly? And how much would many of our ancestors (especially those who lived in darker times) would have ADORED modern freedom of speech, being able to bung up charts on the internet, sharing stories about Mugwort on one’s blog…And i felt amazingly grateful that it’s just the occasional dullard grumbling…”Surely, you cannot possibly believe in xyz…”

The weird thing is that I DON’T know how astrology works. And yes, I have read Cosmos & Psyche.

I just know that it DOES work and it seems to work better the more you do it. It works backwards, it works forwards, it works shallow (when Mars is on your Venus, you will meet hot guys sorta thing) and it works deep…a la Jungian astro et al. Or a Pluto transit. So if it works and it does, then how weird & intricate & MAGIC is our world? Our universe?

And it is all around us, so yes I believe in magic and then i get onto the Dark Matter situation. 90% of our universe is made up of this mysterious substance and scientists have no idea what it is. It sounds so satisfyingly witchy. I went through a stage a few years ago (when Neptune was on my Ascendent by transit) when I became obsessed with Dark Matter. Now I’ve calmed down but if I have had a few drinks & a skeptic is annoying me, i can download all my Dark Matter info (blended ad lib with some alchemy, surrealism, Ancient mythology and obviously astrology) into one Mercury-in-Aries rant enough to scare off any Skeptic.

Carla Bruni’s Saturn-Uranus Opposition

May 21, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Passages, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 3 comments

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Carla Bruni’s Pluto transit (still on until the end of this year) saw a pretty amazing transformation. Appropriate, for the planet of transformation smack bang on her Capricorn Sun at Zero degrees.

Now she’s got Uranus approaching her Midheaven (public image) opposing her natal Uranus and squaring her Mercury at 28 degrees Saggo. Pluto going over that a few years ago would have deepened her consciousness for sure and now Uranus comes along to edge her into being a positive iconoclast. So she’s already got Mercury in mouthy Sagg and Uranus squaring it + opposing it for the next 18 months should see more such episodes as her mouthing off at the Pope. It is especially resonant as she was (a) born & raised Catholic & (b) is a woman in such a powerful position or at least with massive media cut-through speaking  out.

Also, note that the Saturn-Uranus opposition – next hit in September – will be right across her IC-MC axis; Saturnine conservative force at home vs Uranian forces in her career/wanting to use visibility to effect societal change and they both square her Mercury. It’s called a T-square and they rarely pass un-noticed nor fail to create a fuss. Hard choices though.

“I find that the controversy coming from the Pope’s message – albeit distorted by the media – is very damaging…In Africa it’s often Church people who look after sick people. It’s astonishing to see the difference between the theory and the reality. I think the Church should evolve on this issue. It presents the condom as a contraceptive which, incidentally, it forbids, although it is the only existing protection,” she told Femme Actuelle, the women’s magazine.

The comments will cause Mr Sarkozy embarrassment in a country where, despite the separation of Church and State, a majority of the population was born Catholic André Roux, a constitutional historian said: “It’s unprecedented for a first lady to criticise the Pope….”

Telegraph

Astro Gaga: What Sign Is She?

April 29, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 32 comments

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Well, in REAL life this is Stephanie Seymour, the Leo model & she’s doing a fash thing for Numero mag.

BUT if she were a raving astro-cliche, would she be the repressed Virgo cousin of the Leo  Kaftan Lady?  And she is finally breaking out to do her own kinky Virgo thing, unfettered by Leonic put-downs?

Or is she another Leo & she has JUST read that Goth is back so she’s taking it ON with full Leo FLAIR for LIVING & is off down to the garden centre to try and buy some Deadly Nightshades for her new-look garden?  She will go ape when she gathers the local garden centre don’t stock it as it’s soooo poisonous but wonder if calling it by the alt name of Belladonna would help the plant’s image.

OR is she a Pisces who got a bit carried at away chez lunch with the ladies & is now overdoing the strength of her look as she heads to the Parent-Teacher meeting where she hopes to beguile the Geography teacher she feels is her soulmate? She has been studying glacier flow for weeks. It’s not that she is drunk, as such, it’s the sugar rush in such a pure system as hers.

A Capricorn having a Pluto transit & dramatically paying homage/mourning the previous decades of being blithely unaware of her personal power & responsibilities to share the Sea-Goaty light? Or darker, a Scorpio having just attended the funeral of  her way older husband and now has to go see his triple-Virgo lawyer whom she knows hates her guts?

The Astro Of Susan Boyle

April 18, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

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Oh well you’ve  most likely heard of this lady by now – Susan Boyle, surprise hit of this Brit Talent Quest & suddenly it’s like Christ & Princess Diana back in one go as it IS amazing footage. She’s so naff & frumpy looking & with this strange little come-hithery hip swinging attempted flirtation with the snide media-stud judges – you can see peeps in the audience rolling their eyes and then VOOMP; Sensational, divine & totally trained-seeming voice. It IS moving to watch.

Hence the hype; that someone non-hot, not ultra-young nor under management, having gone to a stage school or been recently inspired whilst hanging out backstage at her Gucci modelling stint kinda cool-scene is SO talented. Which is interesting & tres Pluto in Capricorn really. Ye olde authentic. She is a self-described “spinster” who claims never to have been kissed & is currently unemployed but volunteers to help out at her local church.  So NOW.

Her astro;  She is an Aries – note her Ariean eyebrows – with Moon in Libra but not sure of the Moon degree nor rising sign as lack of time….April 1 1961 in Scotland. She was born with Retrograde Venus in Aries and came to fame with Venus Retro at Zero Degrees Aries just coming off squaring Pluto. Mars in Cancer squares her Sun – that could be a bit pass-agg but it also SO fits someone living in obscurity biding her time. Deep dreams. The Dark Horse.

She’s just recently had her super-lucky Jupiter Return (betcha that coincided with her getting through the heats or whatevs for this show) – Neptune quincunxes her Aries Sun – she dreams a dream indeed. A lot of dreams…And Mars trines the Neptune…Juniper dreaming?  Pluto is bang on her North Node. As I think I have said before re Pluto-North Node people, they are singular and with fate playing a distinct and flamboyant role in bringing them into being a focal point & signifier of the Zeitgeist for a moment.

So Pluto is currently trining her natal Pluto/North Node in Virgo and will continue to do so for several years; she has a message other than belting out – however beautifully – these old show songs. But what?  It is a message that Pluto In Capricorn wants to deliver…And no, I don’t think it’s the Dream song nor Cry Me A River…it’s something else.

And – to answer my question, a brilliant article: Suzie Simple


Online Sound Therapy For Retro-Venus

March 31, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 15 comments

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This is utterly so brilliant…

I was just having a mini-grizzle re Retro-Venus on Twitter. Not even a grizzle. Feeling haunted by someone you had a crush on when you were 19 & then silently Google-stalking him when you have an infinity To-Do list just goes with Retro-Venus. Is considered normal.

But i was looking at this fantastic planetary tuning forks site & you can listen to sound therapy online. In just a few secs. It is heaven for Moon in Gemini. Who has time for long-winded therapy??? Explanations?  Analysis?  I don’t do it but i have had it done once and it’s brilliant. The sound therapist whacks the  most appropriate tuning forks – i was doing Pluto due to my Pluto transit at the time – and it resonates, um, well it just resonates. BUT you can go to this site & click on whichever planet you like and listen to a quick blast of that planets harmonic. It works!  I did Venus as Retro-Venus doing my head in a bit.

“… a new language, a sign and formula of which mathematics and music equally partake, enabling one to combine astronomical and musical formulas, a common denominator for mathematics and music.”
The law of the octave is this principle where mathematics and music equally partake. This law makes it possible to combine astronomical and musical formulas.
It is the common denominator of astronomy, mathematics, music and colour.

Through the law of the octave it is possible to convert the whole solar system into sound. The number of octaves gives you the ’scale’. In the same way the scale on a map helps you to visualize the landscape, the law of the octave demonstrates realtionships. The base sounds in this booklet are calculated purely on mathematics and physics and show the scientific base of an old mystical lore. Each step is successive, you can recalculate it, you don’t have to take it on faith. These primal sounds are based on a genuine mathematical foundation but “they unite all three principles: science, veneration of beauty and meditation.”

Herman Hesse; The Glass Bead Game…

There is loads more primal sound guff on the site here.

Or if, like moi, you just want a quick blast of the Venusian primal tone thingie to cure Retr0-Venusian weirding go straight to the Mp3 here

God, it’s making me feel like red wine & chocolate. Will quickly antidote with a listen to the Saturn tone…Yikes; headache. Am antidoting with Uranus –

“supports the power of surprise and renewal, has primeval and erotic power…”

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