
Oh Libra.
Saturn in Libra. Pluto Squaring Libra. Uranus getting set to oppose Libra. Later in the year, Venus – ruler of Libra – goes Retrograde in Scorpio, an intense, devious and kinky placement for the airy, tinkly heights of Libra.
Seriously, Librans are under the pump at the moment.
Yes, Leos are hogging the limelight as usual with their ‘oh fuq Mars is retrothingy in MY sign’ and then Virgoans chime in with “Don’t forget that Saturn is yet to finish going through Virgo and my list of To Does and Ulcerating Responsibilities is naturally longer than anyones.”
Pisceans continue to refine their look of chic oblivion whilst pulling off long secret hours of extreme slog.
Aquarians, as usual, see SPACE as the solution to everything. Only they’ve got some fancy quantum term for their disappearing acts.
Arieans went secretly insane around about last November but make up for it via absolute productivity and life force.
Capricorns finally got the memo from Pluto. They get it now. 2024 is when Pluto gets out of their sign? Great. An excuse to long-term plan. Now for a manicure.
Taurus and Kataka alternate retail benders with carbophiliac jags, depending on their budget and/or how buff they think they have to be to pull.
Geminis are power-flirting in between conspiracy theories to distract themselves from entrenched shared $, debt and psycho-sexual merde. Multiple identities work really well in those 3am chatrooms.
Scorpios: Shamanic healing, stockmarket obsession, pentathlon, U.F.C., botox brokering – there is not a single nano-sek left unaccounted for when your ruler is in Capricorn.
Saggo is still flipping OUT everytime he/she sees the P word, forgetting that the planetoid entity moved ON from Saggo and is not coming back this lifetime. But what, they think, if I reincarnate and have another 15 year Pluto transit? And, always the positive thinker, Sagg chooses to focus on the joys of Uranus getting into their fellow fire sign of Aries in just a few months YAY O.M.G I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
But poor darling Libra is being beset by both Saturn and Pluto, especially those Libby-Fleurs born in September!
So, let’s say nice things about Librans and Libra, this is your sacred grizzling sanctuary.
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