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Which Sign Would Like The Phantom Home Bar?

August 21, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

phpizdN9DAMYes! This is the Phantom Home Bar…

This must be the craziest bar ever. The semicircular Phantom Bar features four real ejection seats restored from an F-4 Phantom fighter jet. The bar itself is made from a restored engine cowling of a C-119 “Flying Boxcar” bomber. Handcrafted by a company called Phantom Works, each bar takes 1000 hours to create and restore.

Its stratospheric $225,000 price apparently isn’t quite enough for the four seats’ ejection jetpacks to remain intact, and that’s too bad, because a quick exit might come in handy when one of your bar guests gets too obnoxious for comfort…” From DVice

I took one look at this and thought Aries…And then I thought of L’Uomo Aries – self proclaimed Ultimate Player or whatever he is. A bar with ejection seats is SUCH a genius idea. Is thinking Aries men would like it a bit mean or ravingly accurate? If you had quarter of a million $ to spend and it HAD to be on a home bar – you were not allowed to blow it on solving famines or skincare – it HAS to be spent on a home bar,would you get the Phantom Bar with ejection seating? Or a differently themed one?  Cite your sign if commenting of COURSE.

L’Uomo Aries

July 9, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 71 comments

lv_single647_wardNeil Strauss

In case you do not know, Mr Strauss is an author who wrote a book called The Game; Penetrating The Secret Society Of Pick-Up Artists. He considers himself one – using the pseudonym ‘Style’ – and has also just released a book about how to live ‘off the grid.” Check out his My Space. Seriously. Look at it. It’s essential for the astro-lesson coming.

He appalls me but i am also sort of in awe at his gall. Why now? Well, my Handsome Piscean Ex (HEX) whom i rarely see as he lives interstate & is married, has become enthralled to this damned guy. He tried a few of the stupid, patented pick-up moves on me until finally i said “have you been reading that f**King stupid book?”  He admitted it. He thinks the guy is a genius. It’s not about finding love or having a relationship – it’s like a whole separate lifestyle concept.

Anyway, HEX didn’t pick up that night. He fell asleep on my couch, bitching about feminism mid-sentence when he fell asleep. But i vowed to check out the astro-data for Mr Strauss. Just now i found his birthday. It’s hard to get as he bullshits about it but one of his frenemies in the “seduction community” outted him turning 40.

I mean, look at ANY of those links and tell me he is not a nervy piece of work. How the hell can someone proclaim themselves the world’s greatest pick-up artist and survivalist expert?

Guys, he is a MULTIPLE CONJUNCT ARIES: Sun, Mercury, Venus & Saturn – that’s a lot. Moon maybe in Libra or Scorpio. He has Jupiter with Pluto – which IS the mogul indicator. He has taken a fairly yicky premise and made shitloads from it. He’s clearly a great $$ operator. And he’s got Uranus conjunct South Node at 1 Libra. WHICH means that he should actually have some kind of genius insight to offer society when Saturn crosses over it in Nov/Dec. Plus Pluto is squaring it. And then again in late 2010. But what? I reckon maybe he’ll run for politics, lol.

But yes, self-proclaimed Expert in both Survival & Seduction is SO Aries Man and he’s full of it. Aries planets, I mean.

Also, is this just me, but do the fingerless lace gloves worn the lady in the picture above signify that she may be on the clock rather than someone pulled via his stunning expertise? God, I am SO PMT.