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Haute Aqua

Today is the birthday of Rosa Parks, the American Civil Rights legend, whose refusal to give up her seat for a white person was a catalyst for the human rights  movement. They had what basically amounted to bus-apartheid back in the 1950s & this Aquarius wasn’t putting up with it. That led to a boycotting of the bus system and so on…Voila, today America has President Obama. Amongst other “coloured” luminaries…

She’s actually a multiple conjunct Aquarius: Sun-Mercury-Moon-Uranus.  Try shutting that one up. The embodiment of the pragmatically visionary and ahead of their time haute Aquarius and a spooky-cute fact: Her Sun is bang-on the Aquarius Ascendent of President Obama.

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Life is way quieter since I stopped seeing my two Aqua Men although the Uranian turned up at my house the other night, to try on a bit of Hunky-Doorstopping. It is a technique that I am convinced he copied totally off an old Paul Newman movie. I will post the exact You Tube clip if enough people want to see a PRIME example of Hunky Doorstopping technique. Or even understand what it is.

Anyway, whenever i see Robbie Williams (above, in dressing gown with light sabre) it makes me miss Aquarius men and all their battiness. Robbie Williams is Sun-Mercury-Jupiter in Aquarius, as personified by this quote: “I didn’t lose my mind, it was mine to give away.”

UPDATE: Hunky Doorstopping is like the Aqua-Man speciality. They hate it when you call them and they’re usually quite freaked by “arranged” dates as they have a spontaneity fetish. So they just turn up, on your doorstep and so they have to be hunky to get away with it.

The Uranian actually studied the movie Harper for some diploma thing  & I had never seen it. When I finally DID, i grokked how he perfected his Hunky Doorstopping technique.  The other Aquarian – ex-league player – has NEVER seen it or any movie as he was “against” culture and was (this is real) concerned about his glutes stagnating if he had to sit still for as long it would take to watch a whole film.  So his Hunky Doorstopping technique not nearly so good.

And yes, Paul Newman an Aquarian. Has anyone else been Hunky Doorstopped by Aqua men? Note also sudden surge of recent nostalgia on the Dark Moon and with Mercury Retrograde. This is another reason why it’s good to diet and stay sober on Dark Moons – so you don’t start calling the fiends. Finally, if you ever Doorstopped an Aquarian (as in turned up sans notice) they would call the Riot Squad.

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My friend Aqua-Girl was really amazed the other night (and she is reasonably  unshockable) when i said i did not have scales. SHE has a full body scan fat monitor device that measures bone density, fat percentage, metabolic age, weight and a whole pile of other things. It is basically a computer in her bathroom and the technology is such that it would have been impossible a few years ago. It can wirelessly send info to her scheduler online, instruct her in how many kilojoules she requires that day & talk to her heart  monitor wristwatch.

I asked, for a joke, if it could connect with her Lucid Dreaming REM Goggles & she looked instantly alert & then made several notes in her iPhone (which also connects with the Heart Monitor & bathroom bone scanner) which i presume have something to do with her intent to somehow hot-wire the lucid dreaming goggles up to the other Personal Wellness Devices.

Oh and while we are on gadgets, she also has some brand of Swedish personal massager (am not going to see V word in case get blocked by some peeps with work browser thingies) that is so technologically advanced that it bought her to tears (of joy) the first time she used it. Aqua-Girl IS a multiple-Conjunct Aquarius – Sun, Mercury, Venus and Ascendent all trined by Pluto in Libra. But still…is this an Aquarian thing?

00360mI love that Rick Owens has hair extensions and stack boots & says he’s inspired by things such as “fog” “Barbara Streisand” and “K.I.S.S.”  And he’s quotable too:

“Working out is the the modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothes and go to the gym instead. Trying to talk with your clothes is passive-aggressive….Isn’t it more chic to be free?”

But what sign is the guy? All i can find online is that he is born in 1962…He vibes very Air so maybe a Libra, Aqua or Gemini – he could be a Scorpio with Aqua Rising? There was actually a whole lot of multiple conjunct Aquarians born in 1962. Maybe he is one of them??  And any thoughts on his philosophy?

Why even THINK about when Saturn was last at this point in Virgo?

Because Saturn is all about Time…His Greek name is Chronos from whence we get all manner of time-linked words…Chronological. Chronometer, which is the correct name for a watch…Probably even Crone. So every now and then, it is good to check in to Saturnine cycles – they are like those of Uranus; Seven years…Seven, fourteen, 28…

IF you are old enough, the last time Saturn was at mid-Virgo was August 1979…Thinking about another time, but similar in the Saturnine sense, can trigger fantastic insights….

Gia Carangi was on the cover of Cosmopolitan…

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Born in late January 1960, she was an Aquarian supermodel & an openly lesbian one at that – in the 70’s, it was harder – & ultra-charismatic, even by the standards of mods and doomed icons. Some fashion peeps say she innovated modelling by kinetic style of posing et al. That sort of thing is so arguable. Sadly, she was hooked on heroin by the 80s and dead of AIDS at the age of 26, in the late 80s. Her fave song – this is so 80s – Don’t You Forget About Me by Simple Minds was played at her funeral, Angelina Jolie won a Golden Globe for playing her in Gia & it took Cindy Crawford years to shrug off the moniker of “baby Gia.”

Gia astro; Sun, Moon & Mercury in Aquarius, Venus, Mars and Saturn all in Capricorn, Uranus in Leo trine Jupiter in Saggo – charisma to burn and she basically did burn it all up. Neptune in Scorp squared all the Aqua stuff & such a sad “lower” Neptunian end (drugs) to all the beauty and glam. The emo pf the fan-sites, net culture & v-clips of her etc is extraordinary. She is SO the Gen X version of Marilyn. Not in the sense of actress/lifetime accomplishments etc but in the love-for-doomed-young-icon-of-generation sense. It’s just that Gia was not of the Boomer (Pluto in Leo) generation…They really laud their icons. So if you went to a kitsch shop, you’d imagine Elvis Presley, Marilyn and James Dean actually were the last lot of passed slebs we ever cared for.

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ANYWAY – a Saturnine psych query if you are up for it…and if u are old enuf – what did you Leave Behind or Cherish in 1979 that you could now reclaim? As Saturn is sitting on this point for the next few months before opposing iconoclastic Uranus, this will be a productive thought session, if  you can manage it. And even if you born post-1979, think re where your family/industry was at then…pre-You! The good thing about pondering Saturn shite? It works. She is also such a beautiful and poignant reminder of people who pass far too soon through something so presumably avoidable as damage from drugs.

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So, sales of Atlas Shrugged are apparently trending upwards. As you know if you’d read the thing – or could glean from the Wiki, it’s an amazingly dense book. It sold stupendously well in its day and created shitloads of controversy. Even now, the Amazon reviews thread of it gets heated and bitchy real fast. Okay, I am not quite sure why the G.F.C. would send peeps stampeding out to buy a book that spruiks uber-capitalism and this is so damned hard to read – it’s not like it’s a handy guide or anything.

I was given Atlas Shrugged by the Gemini Cokehead best friend of my then boyfriend years ago, when i was (sort of) at uni. Gemini Cokehead was a shocker. He was 22 in sales selling radio ad space and would do anything to keep the lease payments up on his Italian sports car. He had a penchant for falling flamboyantly in love (unable to eat, going on long mountain hikes to try and forget her, non-stop analysis of the situation, compulsive throwing of the I-Ching) with other men’s girlfriends or wives but losing interest the moment they came on the market. Anyway, Gemini Cokehead said Atlas Shrugged was like his bible and that i had to read it.

Maybe i was too young but i thought the concepts of Objectivism and letting genius run free unfettered by idiots was all really fascinating but it gets to a really psycho bit – i think – at the end where the heroine is sort of in heaven (?) and this amazing uber-capitalist-genius-stud-Nietzsche guy called John Galt has got her sweeping floors. That totally weirded me out.

Ayn Rand herself has really fascinating astro: She was a refugee from Russia, loved America the moment she spotted the New York skyline and when she was buried, her coffin had a big dollar sign on it. And she was classic Aquarius – contradictory. She was madly right-wing economically but often had views quite at odds with the classic right winger then. eg; she was absolutely pro equal rights for people, regardless of their sexual orientation.

Anyway her astro: Leo Rising and Mars in Scorpio trine Neptune…there is that messianic self-belief and ability to concoct a whole new philosophy with such a wide effect. Uranus is at 2 degrees Capricorn and opposite Neptune. But how fun is that Pluto is trundling over her Uranus in the 5th house and there is a surge in sales? The re-ignition of interest in the book may also fast-track the movie, apparently to star Angelina Jolie and Russell Crowe. Rand also has Moon-Mercury in Capricorn and Sun, Saturn, Ceres and Chiron all together in Aquarius…Great big confident and over the top Aries Midheaven…

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This is part of the plot synoposis from imdb f.y.i

“…Based upon the controversial 1957 novel by Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged follows the struggles of Dagny Taggart, a railroad heiress trying to maintain her integrity, and keep her family’s railroad alive in the midst of a rapidly decaying world. She faces increasingly corrupt government agencies, the callous incompetence of her own brother, and the systematic loss of her best and most competent workers. As she works to overcome each obstacle, she begins to detect a pattern, and suspect a sinister force working against her. All across the country, there is a growing sense of helplessness, often summed up in a catch phrase that everyone seems to know, but no one knows the origin of – Who is John Galt?….


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Blasto, my fave (discontinued) playstation game.

So Saturn opposed Uranus and all I got was this bad temper. Mind you, is also as p.m.t. + lovely Seven jeans feel tight-as. Thank you, jelly snakes and Jupiter nearing my Ascendant. But i’m onto it.  Am tuning into Saturn-in-Virgo: no tricks, no stupid food rules, just movement & ye olde willpower to not eat stodge.

Anyway, Aquarians. Especially the men: You guys now have Mars in your sign till March 15. So, whilst Arieans go all sooky-goo-goo and start drifting around pondering belly-jewels to make their navel-gazing even more fulfilling, reading Rumi & getting themselves caught up in (eek) conflicting, mysterious and yet alluring emotional merde – AQUARIANS are going to be like the new Arieans. Yes. Mars was last in Aquarius from late Feb to early April 2007.  But this time the planet of war, lust, ambition and energy is hyped by Jupiter, Chiron, Neptune and the North Node also in Aquarius.

So, Aquarians are going to be out of their (already avant-garde) minds, horny, militant and seething with megalomania. Lots of high-faluting inventive new schemes will be floated in the next few weeks. And, where-ever Aquarius is in your chart, is where all the action is and you can access Mars-energy. Oh, and the last time Mars was in Aquarius, Saturn was still opposing in Leo – in some cases, ideas that simply could not fly for whatever reason back in early 2007 will now be at least vaguely bouyant again.  So, Aquarians; Go forth and invent. If temper tantrums get too much for glacial you – channel the spaz into martial arts, the gym or even more reinvention. Meditation is probably a good idea but isn’t it only really Taureans and Scorpios who are any good at it??