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Help! What Sign Is This Guy???

October 26, 2009 in Astro-Decor, Astro-Weird by Mystic Medusa | 90 comments

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What sign is this guy???  I am stumped. I mean, what sign would just not get that HE should probably be paying some person to share his bed as opposed to trying to charge for the pleasure?  And what happened to him that he feels the need to specify “no dramas” or whatever. And who is the “female friend” in the other room?  I got this via Gawker & peeps there were speculating, having Google stalked the dude, that it was actually his WIFE.

Please, figure his sign for me and feel free to speculate over the situation between  his Venus and his Saturn. Could Matthew Minerva be persuaded to e-mail him in Reiki-Mistress from Toronto mode? I think Minerva Matthews would be a bit too hi-Qi for such an arrangement but she could enquire. Is that a set of the Encylopedia Britannica in his bedroom?  Let’s channel some Saturn at the end of Virgo stuff into decor analysis.

Confused Crab – Up Himself Saggo?

February 2, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 37 comments

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“Hi Mystic,

I enjoy your blog and Weekend Australian column.

Thought you might enjoy this bit of astro-prejudice.

Off and on i do internet dating on a well known site. A while ago i checked out the profile of a chap . He was a serious outdoorsy looking Sagittarian in a flak jacket, set against a river.  However, at the bottom of his profile, it said: ‘No Cancerians’, invoking images of those old signs that used to prohibit certain types of people and dogs.  How could my co-moon girls’ magic not worked? And could they have caused him so much grief?!

Confused Crab”

Dear Confused Crab,

How hilarious. Please can you e-mail him, pretending to be another out-doorsy Saggo?  Go on a date – something like the pair of you mountain biking along a river or climbing K2 or something else suitably Saggittarian and insane – yes? And then you FLUSH HIM OUT…Say, “so why do you say you don’t like Cancerians?” You could maybe wait until he was unbearably into you before confessing?

Or, put in your own ad and alter it to say NO SAGITTARIAN MEN IN FLAK JACKETS & see if he bites?  Did you quite like the look of him, apart from him having banned your sign? Also, is a flak jacket like what you wear in a war zone? Is he a foreign correspondent? Or is the flak jacket just to protect against Cancerian females?