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Piscean Bookshelf?

February 22, 2010 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 74 comments

Can’t remember where i found this pic but it looks like a Piscean bookshelf to me. Though the stuff in front vibes more Gemini…Thoughts?

And if anyone wants to send me a pic of their Sun-Sign-Typical bookshelf, i may post it here by way of comparison.

I’m naturally hoping for Capricorns with vast How-To-Get-Ahead collections & Scorps erotica tomes…Taurus – cookbooks, Cancerian – self-help. Aries – thrillers starring a character clearly based on the Aries…

UPDATE: apparently this image is from The Selby and it’s the bookshelf of Peaches Geldof who actually IS a Pisces…Cool. And here are some of the ones sent in…

Multiple Aqua…She left the dead spider there as it next to ex-lover’s book. Is some batso Aquarian version of Feng Shui?

Something Fishy….Okay all Pisceans read Jung? What does it mean when you stack the books horizontally as opposed to them being verticle?

Two Taureans. So you see there has to be a means of making music, a slightly tribal vibe, sensuality (the rug) and objects d’art amidst the books…

I think we should do Bathroom Cabinets Of Leos & Librans, lol.

Librans Truly Do Think Pink

February 4, 2010 in Astro-Decor, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 73 comments

Architectural Digest

Here’s proof that Librans truly DO think pink.

This is the Bermuda dining room of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas – a multiple Libran couple. Both are actually born on the same day of Libra: September 25.  So they are actually having a hell of a Saturn-Pluto transit right now and until August.

Seriously, how pink is this place?

See Also: Can Only Librans Wear Pink?

Cheering Up The Libra In Your Life…

January 8, 2010 in Planets by Mystic Medusa | 49 comments

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Let’s contemplate our Libra for a nano…

* Sweet tooth?

* Love of Pink?

* Appreciates Expensive Gifts?

* Thinks cupcakes chic?

* Diamond is their birthstone?

* Needs things to be done ‘right’?

* Enjoys the smell of highly expensive icing?

* Currently has the shits as Saturn stationing Retro in Libra, sending out erratic guilting-rays of ‘get-thy-shit-together-now-or-your-end-is-nigh’ style crap that affect everyone a bit but ESPECIALLY our Libby-Fleur, particularly those born in September?

The answer is YES times seven.

I betcha all these factors fit a Libran you know…Now, you need only figure out a way to afford the world’s most expensive cupcake at just over $100,000.

Attention All Librans…How You Doing With Saturn?

December 4, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 94 comments

il_430xN.79899608Dear Libra,

Has it been but a few months since Saturn got into your sign?  Hey, no! It’s five weeks today. And you’ve only got it in your sign until…oh, never mind. Anyway, how has it been? Early-Librans – that is, the September born Libs – ought to notice it first and of course they are also copping the square to their Sun from Pluto.

So, is there a feeling of evolution? Phoenixing? Are you thinking of metaphors along the lines of how diamonds are only forged via intense pressure? Saturn goes Retrograde in Mid-January so there is a feeling of pressure-off then and even more so when he scoots back into Virgo in April. But Saturn is BACK in your sign from July and until Oct 2012.

As you may know, it’s the ultimate in get thy shit together astro-passages. And, btw,  you can search this site as there is loads of Saturn material. Remember the number one Saturn Rule…When-ever and where-ever Saturn is active, you need a plan. Saturn does not respond to law of attraction or creative visualisations.

So Librans and/or intimates of Librans, please share…

I only seem to know Libran men at the moment and THEY are working like fiends, on rigid schedules to manifest success & getting up earlier. They’re off le grog and on carefully calibrated nutritional regimes to even out their blood sugar etc. So they’re doing it by the Saturn book.

Share?  Oh and  note that the stressy Saturn-Pluto square of mid-Nov comes back in late Jan and again in August. The late January square is the kicker as we have Eclipse-Eclipse-Saturn-Pluto Square…So whatever growth action you thought a good idea in November, it’s good to action it a.s.a.p. and seriously, Santa is powerless in the face of Saturn.

Can you IMAGINE a Santa-Saturn dialogue?

SANTA: Ho, ho, ho.

SATURN: I do not tolerate the denigration of women through degrading nicknames. To whom are you referring?

SANTA: No, it’s how I laugh. I’m jolly.

SATURN: What do you have to laugh about? Have you had a trainer check out your hip to waist circumference lately? Have you ever heard of visceral fat?

SANTA: Lighten up Sir, t’is the season of goodwill…

SATURN: I fear you are mis-informed. T’is the season of Saturnalia and it always has been…You are not even a valid Christian archetype, let alone resonating with any of the older themes of this season.

SANTA: Ho, ho, ho – here,  have a candy stick…

SATURN: If  you bring those disgusting, artificially coloured, factory made sugar atrocities anywhere near me, there will be consequences.

Cue Saturn disappearing from mall in flash of thunder and lightening.

Astro-Beauty: Is Purple The Aquarian Colour?

October 19, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 87 comments

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Here’s Fergie – an Aries -in purple-indigo-violet for MAC’s Viva Glam and great cause and all but I am not sure she’s a natural Purple proponent. There is a New Agie theory that purple/indigo/violet is only for Aquarius types & my theory is that only Librans can wear pink properly. What do you think?

Whenever i get real Reiki, i see purple & certain dreams have involved indigo realms and all + I know there is (?) a sacred-poncy super-charged indigo ray/vibe concept happening BUT really, should only Aqua wear purple? And so any of you fashion-peeps have a theory as to why women in the public eye wearing a lot of violet/indigo/purple this year? Is it New Agie consciousness/Age Of Aquarius or did some factory just do a LOT of that hue?

And Astro-Analyze THIS: Charlie Brown, Lucy & The Football…

September 11, 2009 in Astro In Books, Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 17 comments

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In the Peanuts comic strip, a recurring mofit is that Lucy invites Charlie Brown to come and kick the ball with her, but she always pulls it away at the last moment. I never understand why he keeps going back. I always thought Lucy to be a Scorpy kind of a character but according to the  official Peanuts website, she is a Pisces.  Which fits as in she enjoys an obsessive crush on someone she can’t get – Schroeder – but why would she torment Charlie Brown so? Are Pisceans fickle and cruel? Charlie Brown is a Libran.  As is Snoopy...

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Astro-Analyze This: The Evolution Of The Muff Tote Bag

September 11, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 58 comments

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Shall we do this by Pluto?  At the start of the  60s: Pluto in Virgo, the 80s Pluto in Libra & the 00s Pluto in Sagittarius. Could hair-free be a Saggo thing??? I always think of them as haute hippies to busy to be bothered with that sort of crap but if it could vibe to them as liberating, why not??? Aesthetically, Librans are the most likely to deplore the yicky biology of body hair. Or was it some sort of sexualisation, thank you Pluto in Scorpio?? Which sign waxes the most??

Gift For La Libra

August 13, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Astro-Cliches, Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 13 comments

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Seventy-seven more days to go until Saturn is in Libra & these Givenchy gloves (price on application, lol) are THE ideal gift for Librans getting set for the first time Saturn will have been in their sign since the early 80s. You see, Libra is the classic ‘iron fist in the velvet glove’ character – all soft tinkly laughter, guru of euphemism, skincare fanatic & super-sensitive social antennae but beneath that they are resilient, scheming and ambitious as stink. Now that Saturn will be in their sign, the steel will be  on the outside, visible to all. Hence these gloves – not quite sure where Libra would wear them to or what with…Some light armour?

Astro-Beauty; Your First Scent???

August 3, 2009 in Astro-Beauty, Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 66 comments

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Perhaps unfairly, I am assuming that Cancerians, Librans & Pisceans will be best able to recall their first scent & how they wore it…From a Mercury in Virgo point of view (Mercury has just one into Virgo – carp at your leisure) it would be interesting to note if particular Sun signs have an affinity with different families of scent?  And if peeps essentially stick to the same family of scent the whole way through. eg;  you start with Orientals and more or less stay there, merely maturing your tastes as you go along…Is there any one person who’s always stuck with the same scent??? And if so, what is your sign?

A Leo Uncle who specialised in inappropriate but fabulous gifts gave me a massive bottle of Ma Griffe when i was about 13 & despite being told to “save it for special occasions” I became renowned for reeking of it at school.  It was, of course, WAY too old for me.

The brill book Perfumes – The Guide (Luca Turin and Tania Sanchez) says it is a “classic green chypre, less herbacious than Givenchy III, less dry than Y, more floral than most, and with a Miss Moneypenny spinsterish loveliness that works perfectly if you are nothing of the sort.” Lol!

Dancing With Dickheads: What Your Enemies Taught You

July 13, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 184 comments

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“Wise men learn many things from their enemies.” Aristophanes.

And wise women too, for sure. I think every sage has a variation on this sentiment. Sun Tzu & Katharine Hepburn et al. It’s true. If you think about it, the negative role-modelling of F-wits is often a fabulous example of what-not-to-be and their enmity a major compliment. As in, they’re so nuts, if they loathe you, perhaps you are doing something right after all. Even their criticism, though infuriating or ill-motivated, can contain a seed of insight.

The Astro-Cliche is usually that’s it is our Scorpio who is most capable of retaining emo toward an enemy. In general, the Fixed Signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) are most inclined to cling on to enmity or keep shit-lists in their secret drawer. Aries arc right up at the first sign of dissing. Librans consider all enemies to have deeply sad personal problems that they, the darling Libran, feels awful about but what can they do? Leos assume the neg feelings of enemies spring from extreme envy. Taurus is – in my opinion- the most likely to be a good hater. The Mutables (Pisces, Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius) tend to forget & airily assume that life/qi/karma/elan vitale will take care of the enemy. Capricorns bear no (official) grudge and certainly nothing that can be tracked back and used against them but they do not forget. Cancerians are surprisingly vengeful and canny when they want to be.

But let’s do it; What have your enemies taught you? And they need not be full on aggressive enemies – lessons learned from dickheads are equally applicable. I learned the hard way that if you attempt to be nice/friendly/polite to low-rent people, they take it as a sign of utter craven weakness on your part & that seeing as they’re going to loathe you ANYWAY, you may as well disengage and get on with individuating, living well et al.

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