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Grouched Up Aries

March 17, 2010 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 51 comments

Tiffany Bozic

So I note some Aries peeps grouching it up in the comments.

I’m sure I said this before, maybe only in the Daily Scopes but anyway here it is again.

Last week Venus in Aries squared Pluto, this week Mercury in Aries  squares Pluto and next week the Sun in Aries squares Pluto. These are all harbingers of the squares from Uranus in Aries (major) to Pluto that are key themes of the next few years.

So it’s not supposed to induce angst but they are subtle omens of impending change which can feel a bit unsettling for sure.  It’s actually stirring all the Cardinal Signs; Aries, Kataka, Capricorn and Libra. Libra has Saturn in their sign and Capricorn Pluto.

If you are any of these signs, you kind of need to be reading the Astro-Confidentials featuring Saturn, Uranus and Pluto…because they’re all over your sign from mid-year and beyond. Especially if you’re born in the early degrees of your sign. Phoenixing to the Max.

Remember, another way of thinking about Cardinal signs is that you’re like a Boss sign. You get shit happening.

Is This On The Agenda Of Your Capricorn (Or Virgo) Boss?

February 2, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 22 comments

“…A wearable conditioning device that detects if you’re smiling and provides pain feedback if you’re not. Frowning creates intense pain but a full smile leaves you pain free! The first in a series of Tools for Improved Social Inter-Acting….”

The Happiness Hat is the invention of Lauren McCarthy

It detects when you are not smiling or, worse, frowning and pinches your neck. Only a proper smile will stop the pain. People respond better to other people who smile.

I am visualizing an absolutely batso Capricorn boss of some bizarre corporation would be ordering these in by the busload. If they were legal.

O.m.g, which sign would want their partner to wear it? I reckon Libra. They hate seeing glum faces about. But only if you have pretty teeth.

Astro-Gaga: What Signs Are These Two & What Are They Doing?

January 29, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

Jerry Metellus

Any suggestions as to this couple’s astrological reality and/or status?

My feeling is that he is a Libran checking out a waitress, as they do & she’s a Capricorn trying to figure out if the guy over in the other corner is wearing a fake Rolex or not.

Or he could be a Virgo noting a frayed thread on the sleeve of the huge bouncer, wondering whether he’d mind being politely (of course) informed of this flaw. And she is a Leo looking at her hair in the mirror and wondering if it would be okay to nip out for a quick blowdry. Casino air conditioning really fuqs with her root lift.

Or he is an Aquarius who’s just told the Pisces that their house deposit will be very easy to win back because he has actually been in contact with aliens from Arcturus who have confided an  infallible betting system that will octuple their money. He is trying to remember the random sequential prime numbers chanelled to him in his dreams whilst she is looking for a someone with a phaser gun.

Thoughts?

The Libra Test

January 27, 2010 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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Are you truly a Libran?

You should be able to tell by the calibre of your response to this image.

A true Libra is spiritually moved and deeply inspired by such images, revowing his/her intention to more mindfully make over their bathroom into a shrine-like sanctuary.

Virgo likes anything to do with cleanliness, yes, but would immediately be turned off or even disturbed by the towels left so casually flung over the bath – surely the bottoms of them is actually IN the water, apparent lack of a shower and possibility of pollen or dirt emitting from the tree feature.

Cheering Up The Libra In Your Life…

January 8, 2010 in Planets by Mystic Medusa | 49 comments

Mervis Diamonds

Let’s contemplate our Libra for a nano…

* Sweet tooth?

* Love of Pink?

* Appreciates Expensive Gifts?

* Thinks cupcakes chic?

* Diamond is their birthstone?

* Needs things to be done ‘right’?

* Enjoys the smell of highly expensive icing?

* Currently has the shits as Saturn stationing Retro in Libra, sending out erratic guilting-rays of ‘get-thy-shit-together-now-or-your-end-is-nigh’ style crap that affect everyone a bit but ESPECIALLY our Libby-Fleur, particularly those born in September?

The answer is YES times seven.

I betcha all these factors fit a Libran you know…Now, you need only figure out a way to afford the world’s most expensive cupcake at just over $100,000.

Astrological Flirting Styles

December 14, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 120 comments

phpEILkofPMKeren Richter

The Scorpio Sex Academic has a book called Flirting For Dummies which she swears I should borrow as it’s so brilliant.

I honestly don’t think i need it. The main thing it seems to have done for her is add a whole new cabal of men into her life – flirtees who are not being at all considered contenders for a relationship nor even a fling but whom are engaged in an active flirtship. The book says that done properly, flirting is practically aerobic and certainly endorphin inducing.

Apart from Libra, I don’t think the Cardinal signs are so good at it – they often don’t bother unless they think something is going to “happen” and then they always want to “follow through.” It’s like they are turned On or Off. Cardinal Signs; Aries, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer.

Virgos are often so attentive and engaging that people THINK they are flirting when really, the poor Virgo is only being polite. Aquarius psycho-flirts. Comes on strong and than takes off fast.

Geminis & Pisceans are definitely the best flirts of the Zodiac…Leos are often too up themselves to show the requisite interest in the other person although Haute Leo (if he/she thinks you are important or beautiful enough) is amazing at it.  Saggo is brilliant, so long as their target maintains the correct sporting attitude.

Thoughts? And your fave flirting styles + sign.

Attention All Librans…How You Doing With Saturn?

December 4, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 94 comments

il_430xN.79899608Dear Libra,

Has it been but a few months since Saturn got into your sign?  Hey, no! It’s five weeks today. And you’ve only got it in your sign until…oh, never mind. Anyway, how has it been? Early-Librans – that is, the September born Libs – ought to notice it first and of course they are also copping the square to their Sun from Pluto.

So, is there a feeling of evolution? Phoenixing? Are you thinking of metaphors along the lines of how diamonds are only forged via intense pressure? Saturn goes Retrograde in Mid-January so there is a feeling of pressure-off then and even more so when he scoots back into Virgo in April. But Saturn is BACK in your sign from July and until Oct 2012.

As you may know, it’s the ultimate in get thy shit together astro-passages. And, btw,  you can search this site as there is loads of Saturn material. Remember the number one Saturn Rule…When-ever and where-ever Saturn is active, you need a plan. Saturn does not respond to law of attraction or creative visualisations.

So Librans and/or intimates of Librans, please share…

I only seem to know Libran men at the moment and THEY are working like fiends, on rigid schedules to manifest success & getting up earlier. They’re off le grog and on carefully calibrated nutritional regimes to even out their blood sugar etc. So they’re doing it by the Saturn book.

Share?  Oh and  note that the stressy Saturn-Pluto square of mid-Nov comes back in late Jan and again in August. The late January square is the kicker as we have Eclipse-Eclipse-Saturn-Pluto Square…So whatever growth action you thought a good idea in November, it’s good to action it a.s.a.p. and seriously, Santa is powerless in the face of Saturn.

Can you IMAGINE a Santa-Saturn dialogue?

SANTA: Ho, ho, ho.

SATURN: I do not tolerate the denigration of women through degrading nicknames. To whom are you referring?

SANTA: No, it’s how I laugh. I’m jolly.

SATURN: What do you have to laugh about? Have you had a trainer check out your hip to waist circumference lately? Have you ever heard of visceral fat?

SANTA: Lighten up Sir, t’is the season of goodwill…

SATURN: I fear you are mis-informed. T’is the season of Saturnalia and it always has been…You are not even a valid Christian archetype, let alone resonating with any of the older themes of this season.

SANTA: Ho, ho, ho – here,  have a candy stick…

SATURN: If  you bring those disgusting, artificially coloured, factory made sugar atrocities anywhere near me, there will be consequences.

Cue Saturn disappearing from mall in flash of thunder and lightening.

Saturn In Libra: Ambitious Gatecrashing

November 27, 2009 in Astro TrendWatch by Mystic Medusa | 29 comments

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This is Michaeale and Tareq Salahi, a couple from North Virginia who are apparently renowned social climbers.  So much so that they gatecrashed the White House State Dinner held the other night for the Indian President or P.M. or something. This is apparently the FIRST time in modern history that such a thing has occurred. Q’uelle fuqing NERVE.

I’d love to have been able to witness the moment they came up with the idea. Were they sitting around the pool drinking mint juleps and to distract her from eyeing up the pool boy, he said something about being invited to the White House and then had to kind of sort it? Or did they cook it up and decide to say, if they were busted, that they’d got the wrong HOUSE?

The couple’s publicist – a person named Mahogany Jones – said they had a fabulous time but did not address the issue of them being uninvited. The Security Service has initiated their own enquiry, as  you would. They were not caught btw. She posted pix of them with the Vice President etc on her Facebook page and it flowed on from there.

Okay, so this interests me as SHE is a LIBRAN.  I can’t find  his b-day as he v.cagey about his birthdate. She LOOKS so Libran, lol and i often joke that they are social climbers/gate-crashers to fab events. It’s a loving joke. But reading about this genius and amazingly ambitious gatecrash, i wondered if maybe super-ambitious gate-crashing is going to be a Saturn in Libra thing. Sort of like streaking in the Seventies?

Also, Librans, do admit: Your gate-crashing inclinations? Machinations to get onto the right lists?

And what sign do we think Mr Salahi is?  The pair are also trying to get onto Real Housewives of something or rather, they play Polo, own Polo ponies and have winery interests.

Astro-Party-Beast: Your Xmas Intentions

November 20, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

make-love-not-war-models-women-steven-meisel-mainSteven Meisel

Okay so what are your Decadence Settings for this holiday season?

Are any of you planning to go totally ape at some party?  Hide out at a health farm for the duration and emerge looking sensational in January whilst all your friends cower on their couches reading self-help books or yet to emerge from their Carb Coma???

My feeling is that the Mutables (Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo and Pisces) will be celebrating Saturn having gotten off their arse. And Pluto too. They will be in a mood to reprise the decadent self of their yesteryear, only with some of their hardwon sagacious wisdom blended in to the madness. They’re thinking strategic pulling, no nonsense and no Qi wasted on twerps or pointless liasions. See? Saturn worked. But make no mistake about it, they’re getting ready to act up.

Those signs currently under the pump of Saturn and Pluto: Aries, Libra, Cancerians and Capricorns will be looking at working way up to the last possible minute, maintaining their health regimens with absolute rigour & trying not to resent the enforced sloth and frivolity too much.

So we’re looking at the Fixed Signs – Aquarius is v.sensitive due to all the Neptunian/Chironic/Jovial action in their sign so they may be adopting a more spiritual-edge celebratory attitude this year. An official love-in. Taurus is – as always – fantastic at relaxing and banqueting, regardless of the occasion. If it’s trad  in their circles to get trashed and dance on the table wearing nothing but a bit of tinsel, then Taurus will do it, no worries.

Scorpio & Leo are both equally determined to do the season on old-school, Saturnalia style; huge floral arrangements, grandiose tie-breaking with all ex-lovers, mead or a version there-of and sex.

Someone should quickly open an Xmas/New Year Retreat for Capricorns who are not in the mood to do Christmas, their birthday, carbs or leisure.

Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is She & What Is She Writing?

November 18, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 37 comments

Graham+Rounthwaite+-+i8Jom13Graham Rounthwaite

Seriously, what is going on here?

We rule out Virgo immediately.   Lipstick stains are hell to get off glass.

Sagg would scribble on glass, no worries, but would a Sagg be so long-winded?  I think not.

Pisces would not write so neatly though the concept would appeal.

Aries would just smash the glass or not have even bothered to hang around writing a message. Because, everyone knows, Arieans don’t take being dissed.

Scorpio?  A proper Scorpio doesn’t actually write messages in lipstick. Scorpio would all ready be in the next town over, seducing your friend, accountant or agent.

Gemini or Libra would although if she’s either of those two, she’s stopped mid-scrawl with a better idea. Skywriting?

Capricorn? Gravity defying perkiness is tres Cap.

Thoughts???

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