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Well the Moon is moving toward asteroid Eros in Taurus but that should really evoke a general atmosphere of sleaze? I think not. I am attempting to tune into Neptune trine my Moon but first the Tiger Text Messages – already been turned into a rap song, apparently – and  now further sleaze re the Sandra Bullock marriage. Yes, she’s married to the Dude.

And yes, I have had several requests for a peek at the astro behind this. I’m not touching Tiger.

So thoughts on the Sandra Situation.

* Infuriating as it would be to find out your husband had been cheating on you with a sort of bikie porn star (as was the husband’s ex-wife) just as you win an Oscar, she has Mars and Venus in Gemini…I reckon she wanted something a little bit diff. She met him when Neptune was on her Moon so maybe she was a bit addled and – am trying to think of Anglican metaphor here – motivated by factors other than her brain. Cliterate.

* She got Jesse James, an Aries bikie/tv star (of a show called Monster Garage)/entrepeneur a.k.a. as Vanilla Gorilla by his Mistress.

* Stating the ravingly obvious, Vanilla Gorilla’s Ex-Wife (and mother of his daughter) is a heavily inked up Scorpio Adult Movie Actress. The new mistress is also a very inked adult movie sort of a siren – Whether she wants to or not, Sandra Bullock cannot get inked because it would limit her choice of mainstream movie roles. But CLEARLY the Aries dude has a type.  Not that it excuses his cheating on her but it’s interesting, no?

* This all came to light with Mars Retro. So it’s been screwing around (so to speak) since last October and now all this hidden stuff is coming to light. Venus Retrograde in SCORPIO later in the year is going to be even more such fun. Check this out if you have not already!

* Ms Bullock is a Leo with Kataka Rising – hence ability to be both movie-star and connect with les peeps/seem empathetic and vulnerable etc. Pluto is coming up to pulverise transit her Descendent aka cusp of House of Love…It’s not exact yet but near enough. This would have been a nasty shock. She should  have been a MAJOR catch for the Aries Dude. I don’t want to sound snobby and true love crosses boundaries etc but do admit that Vanilla Gorilla was punching above his weight when dating – let alone marrying – Sandra Bullock.

* Her current big transit other than Pluto is Uranus squaring her Mars & Gemini…always a surprise. But Jupiter is on her Midheaven (career transcendence) and maybe this is clearing out the crap before a Plutonic Soulmate pops up with the exact conjunction of Pluto to her Dsc. It’s happened before. So now she is enraged or thinking why-why-why – AND she has spent a lot of time in court, helping Vanilla out with his custody battles – but soon she will be on her knees, in tears of happiness and gratitude thanking Mighty Aphrodite for delivering her from the arms of this sleazy prick.

* His Mars is opposite her Mars-Venus. Excellent for bedwork, of course, but Mars opposite Mars can work at cross purposes with one another.

This is a Dark Sun Leo so sick with envy he wants to throttle the pretty creature in front of him.

So I am calling them Dark Sun Leos but there is probably a better name for these creatures.

My theory is that Leos when darkened make for the worst ‘lower’ form of any of the Zodiac signs.

Usually I love Leos. I love how they are determined to imbue almost any occasion with a sense of light and style. I love their love of the arts, gourmet food, blinging up and that ribald sense of humour. I don’t even mind their ego and the lengthy regaling of one with anecdotes about them and their big-name friends, as Leo orders yet another bottle of champagne.

But Dark Sun Leos are vile. They’ve got all the Leonic hubris but no desire to shine, act up or perform. So all the light is turned inward or something – like what happens with black holes – and they’re snarky, resentful of other peeps success or attention/recognition and just hideously revolting.

I met one the other day and she was judgmental cant in motion. As opposed to poetry. Pompous moralizing, attention seeking psychosomatic illnesses, loud disavowal of all forms of human vanity and disdain for flippancy. Yet still managed to suck all the light and attention in the room toward her/her neurosis. Whereas normal Leos – Neo-Leos – give off a divine, shimmery golden aura.

Great Demons, reading an in-box full of grizzling with a crook neck ain’t easy.

I never said Mars Direct would deliver you your rose garden, studly soulmate, hand-crafted box with a million $$$ cash inside it and holy secret of enlightenment.

Noooo. But DO admit that there was some sort of shift last week, when Mars moved. I felt it. My neck felt it. And just watch how quickly things gather momentum as Mars picks up speed.

General notes on Mars in Leo: It’s a show-offy vibe. So if you’re making new plans, you don’t bother keeping them secret. You tell the world. Or if there is a good reason to keep them secret, you luridly relay all to your confidantes/court sychophants or you pace luridly about in a suitably Leonic scheming gown…

Things are happening, things are moving…rather than fretting up into such a frenzy that you wig out, do the oh-my-goddings great insights thing with the New Moon coming & compulsively groom your way out of any funk. And besides, Mars is not only still moving quite slowly – albeit forward – it’s Mars in LEO….Being sextiled by Saturn.

Do Leos move fast? Or do they take a long time to get ready? Does Saturn slow things down or speed them up? Things are happening, they will soon speed up and you’d better be ready! April is quite the ride.

If the fantasy lives of our Leo could be neatly compacted into a mental rolodex of imagery, that she (am referring to our Lady Leo here) could rapidly flick through for maximum endorphin release, I am thinking it would be similar to these.

Working Out First Thing In The Morning…

Being Seen By The Ex Who Did Her Wrong All Those Years Ago…

Dashing Up The Road For some Contrex and Hair Mineral Masque.

Renovating…

Leos always look feline. One way or another, they remind you of a variety of cat. Ditto Leo Rising.

But I love that this is what Leo Supermodel Anna Selezneva wears on her day off.

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Any suggestions as to this couple’s astrological reality and/or status?

My feeling is that he is a Libran checking out a waitress, as they do & she’s a Capricorn trying to figure out if the guy over in the other corner is wearing a fake Rolex or not.

Or he could be a Virgo noting a frayed thread on the sleeve of the huge bouncer, wondering whether he’d mind being politely (of course) informed of this flaw. And she is a Leo looking at her hair in the mirror and wondering if it would be okay to nip out for a quick blowdry. Casino air conditioning really fuqs with her root lift.

Or he is an Aquarius who’s just told the Pisces that their house deposit will be very easy to win back because he has actually been in contact with aliens from Arcturus who have confided an  infallible betting system that will octuple their money. He is trying to remember the random sequential prime numbers chanelled to him in his dreams whilst she is looking for a someone with a phaser gun.

Thoughts?

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So what sign is this would-be equestrienne?

One naturally thinks Sagg but would a Sagg honestly be caught dead (or alive) with her hair up, eating an apple and clutching a saddle next to a plastic horse? On a plinth?

No-no-no. Saggo women cannot even BEAR to have their hair done. It’s all about the breeze baby.

So is this a Piscean having a major Neptune trip? Like, she’s come into some $$$ (who knew her taste in scoundrels could be so lucrative?), got the Hermes saddle (because she feels bonded with the brand from sitting up late drinking lo-carb wine reading fash-mags for so many nights whilst the scoundrel was off on his biz trips) & has just remembered she has a horse phobia?

A Leo posing for her new passport photo?

Or was the Horse real about five minutes ago she is actually a Scorpio Witch who’s just had him turned to styro-something for snickering at her outfit?

She has an Apple. Could this be Eve?  Reincarnated now and seeking her Adam?  Thoughts?

Mars Retrograde in Leo clearly fuqed with J-Lo’s usually impeccable Leo control-freakery & brazen chutzpah.  There is no WAY a Leo would usually let herself go out the door, let alone on stage in an outfit so weird, drab and unflattering.

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And so here is Madonna cleverly chanelling Pluto in Cap for dolce & gabbana – note the reference to her Italian roots, a more or less more age-appropriate vibe than usual and doing the damned dishes already!

But helloooo, even allowing for the doing-dishes-by-hand paradigm, a real Leo would wear gloves – surely. There is probably a SWAT team of manicurists on standby, just off camera.

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Nine months ago, when I did this post about the Astrology of Lady Gaga,  some peeps said they had never heard of her & I said they soon would. Others claimed that she would be a short-lived phenomenon & I said she would become an institution. Now, voila. She is making fantastic use of Uranus over her Piscean Sun – this surely is individuation to the max. And Mars in Leo (which I think she has rising) is clearly fantastic for her public profile as well.

This outfit is a red latex interpretation of an Elizabethan frock. Not sure what the eye make-up is messaging but such raving chutzpah. Love to know what the Queen, a Taurus, is thinking.  She has always been surrounded by strongly Leo women and Taurus Leo women can have shocking clashes, no matter how much they love one another.

The Queen Mother was Leo, Princess Anne is a Leo, Princess Margaret was a Leo and one of the Sarah Ferguson princess-daughters is a Leo – Beatrice, I think. And so when Lady Gaga rocks up to meet the Queen in red latex, I reckon the Queen is thinking “another damned Leo?”

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