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Apres The Scorping…

May 10, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Full Moons by Mystic Medusa | 47 comments

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DUDES THIS IS ME!  After the Full Moon in Scorpio.  Okay, it’s not but I feel like the Scorpion-Phoenix thingie is sure inked on somewhere, only invisibly.

I think i deserve an award for so authentically manifesting that Full Moon in Scorpio…It’s always a goodie but i did this one like an astrological textbook. Scorpio energy is sex, death, the occult & areas of life that are super-powerful but usually kept hidden. It’s also endings, beginnings & the metaphysical idea of Phoenixing & that death is but a night between two days. And it’s the guts to not only survive a hideous little something, but thrive. Many a mystery.

So my Friday afternoon (eve of the Full Moon, last night before it was actually exact) starts out tres innocently. Going to see the Piscean Beauty Fanatic before meeting the Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud for dinner…Only HE had infuriated me earlier in the week by rocking up sans notice & when i trying to analyze someone’s Uranian transits & basically putting it upon me. Not until the Full Moon in Scorp did i realise how angry i was about it. THAT is so Scorp & Pluto…When you are sitting there having a manicure or something and suddenly it’s like ’shit, that was wrong & I’m right’ kinda feeling.

Anyway, the taxi driver I got was an Aries and SO angry that I had to ask the Piscean Beauty Fanatic for Emergency Reiki. Luckily, she is very good it and she whacked in some other stuff as well. Deep witchery & re-aligning the subtle etheric bodies sort of thing. So feeling heaps better we then discuss Scorp subjects – not on purpose. We just suddenly realised that we were talking about terminations, prostitution & hymen restoration. As she’d gone to the hairdresser that day and suddenly realising that the teenage apprentice doing her hair was hitting on her for validation & guilt release over an operation she just had. Then this poor girl started asking about hymen restoration operations and/or opportunities to ‘work’. So…a very Scorpy chat from that.

As I was saying bye to the Piscean Beauty Fanatic, I start getting urgent texts from Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud to the tune of “where are you?” and strident question marks…Each time i try to call him, he engaged calling me. So I finally get hold of him & it’s part Retro-Mercury/part him being a prick as in he hadn’t listened when i said that i would not be at my house at whatever time. Then i said well, I am going to meet the Scorpio Sex Academic as she just bk from Bali & has interesting tales to tell – come along or i can meet you in an hour. He hit the roof & sulked bigtime, so it ended.

Then I met the Scorpio Sex Academic &  i told her about the Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud & she airily referred to it as an “uncluttering” but then said what about the Uranian – my other Aquarian? I said that I’d made a scene at the gym as he talking to some floozie that he may have (?) been seeing last year when i was seeing just him but that a bonkers blind date had sent me stampeding bk into the arms of the Uranian. It turns out that Scorpio Sex Academic KNEW of the Floozie & was able to text a Virgo Sexual Assualt Counsellor friend who knew EVERYTHING I would ever need to know AND was lovely AND she arrived in 15 minutes to brief me. How often do you get the info you need so quickly & with such heavenly synchronicity? And then of course the conversation dived real deep. The Scorpio Sex Academic had done ten days of Kundalini Yoga in a row so was (a) chanelling and (b) longing for several litres of chardonnay.

Sitting at this bar with the Full Moon shining down being briefed by my spy made me feel like Lucretia Borgia – it was excellent but the whole thing felt super crisp, clear & lucid. It was a combination of intrigue, confessional deep dialogue, dramatic endings & the metaphysical end of spirituality where it’s all about qi & energy.

My question; Is this how Scorpios exist ALL the time? And did anyone else have a similar Full Moon in Scorp?  Oh and I dumped the Uranian too. And ended the evening talking to a 55 year old punk-rocker and his Goth son. My phone broke so could not text the U – which is a lovely little blessing from Merc Retro…

UPDATE: AND – i forgot to mention another Scorp theme of that night – the eve of the Full Moon – We ran into an Aries Hypnotherapist acquaintance of mine who was about to meet her RSVP date for the night, a Gemini psychologist. So this poor guy arrives to find his blind date totally crashed by a bunch of women in deep convo mode.

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Full Moon in Virgo

March 10, 2009 in Full Moons by Mystic Medusa | 91 comments

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So, here we are in the run-up to the Full Moon in Virgo. It’s on Weds at at 13.39 Sydney time, Tues night in the Northern world but this one has a wide orb. It lingers til Friday, courtesy of the conjunction to Uranus then. So go ahead. Write off the whole week. No, joking. The tension with this particular Moon comes from Venus being Retro, Mars being Void, Pluto being Pluto and the Moon in Virgo opposite Sun in Pisces fandangle triggering this year’s major astro-theme of Saturn Opposite Uranus….

Depending, of course, on your chart it’s like any Virgo-Pisces opposition…Non-stop slog, virtue & details-mania suddenly giving way to a decadent jag that would have Dionysus in a jealous snit. You’re meant to, sigh, balance it. Doing a bit of the Saturn lets you grok the Uranian individuation. Doing just the latter means the Saturn-in-Virgo details clobber you. Mars void and Venus retro make relationships weird; not an especially good time to try and thrash something out or seek clarity.  Unless you want things SO clear that removalist vans or altered phone numbers are the result. And try not to go ape over a detail.

Oh but it’s hard. I am ducking the phone calls from certain peeps right now who seem to think my time/attention so lavishly available and yet somehow worthless, that i am happy to just splash it all over them, for no particular reason. And I barely know them. They’re not busy nor even in trouble – they just think i am this amazingly dippy soft touch happy to dish out favours due to my immense bimbonic stupidity and lack of things to do. Am scared to return their phone calls lest i flip. Mercury in Aries lies waiting, longing to lash out. And the Leo-Rising Aquarian Rugger Stud trying to pull ludicrous stunt of having me “keep the weekend free” in case he deigns to see me but no date can be made ahead of time lest it threaten his studly spontaneity.

Hygeia & Wagonista

March 4, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Astro-Query, Full Moons, Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 102 comments

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Right. Time to invoke Hygeia – the Greek Goddess of health, from whence we get the word hygiene. I know i have already said that weeks ago but this is for the benefit of those who may not know. Having raved on a bit re retro-Venus (ex-lovers) and Mars-Neptune (dipsomania) i went to the gym for the 2nd time in a day & ran straight into the Uranian, bunging on his perfect boyfriend act. Oh the exquisite what-ifs. So then got lured straight to pub by the Aries Bombshell who wanted to do feminist ranting. Now am doing Wagonista or maybe even The Arnie Diet & this Scorpio who e-mailed me is too!

Dear Mystic Medusa.

Shock horror, this double Scorp has a bit of a fondness (read weakness) for for delicious mind numbing alcohol.
I have a bit of a plan I have been working on to get on top of it all (I’m pretty ordinary with my astrology – but the list making could be an influence of my meticulous moon in Virgo?)  but any advice/ tips/ helpful astro currents that you could offer would be greatly appreciated

It is a five point daily plan Ive nutted out actually (five being symbolic, not that i’ve balanced them out elementally properly or anything though):

1. SOC (stream of consciousness) writing, getting the mind-junk out there…
2. 1 Hr Walk. Really does wonders, expands my world, changes my perception and possibly eats up fight/flight hormones from challenging day…
3. Yoga(ha!), meditation or relaxation. (at least attempting to) centre, become still, hear the inner voice…
4. Water – drink lots and lots, atleast 2L. My mind is less spaz with h20 added…
5. Create/ study – to distract and feed the soul…

Im thinking of things to do on a more esoteric level too. Mirror magic (self love), waxing/ dark moon firey banishments…

This could all possibly be null and void because Im celebrating buying my plane tickets to Peru with a last drink atm. But Im determined to get myself together so I’m fully present when I hike to Machu Picchu in September/October.

I hope you and yours are doing well,

Blessings
The Double Scorpio

Hmm. I know someone who did the first day of that with a terrible hangover and argued horribly with his boyfriend nearly the whole way. Okay well I am doing Wagonista too and frankly – the looming Full Moon, Mars-Neptune nonsense is a VERY good time to stay lucid. I mean, if i still had his number & had not altered my phone  number, i would have been with the Uranian last night. Lucidity is in.  Jupiter belting toward Neptune is also a full on for excess astro-signature. I mean, it is fab but very easy to go Over The Top with Neptunian substances.  My tip: Other than this being well timed, maybe move your bed into the health direction?? And  pray to Hygeia! Also amethyst is supposed to (somehow) support soberiety. Happy Wagonista!  I haven’t time to do the Arnie diet right now which is a pity as it is the most effective health regime EVER.

So if you want to go Wagonista with Double Scorpio and i – we will whinge and/or boast in the comments stream.

Oh and it ought to be easy for me as the Leo-Rising-Aquarian-Rugger-Stud is not really a big drinker. I know. It does not seem to go with being ex-league player. But they all very body conscious & Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud is appalled by the kilojoules in grog. He & his ex-league mates are not metrosexual at ALL & indeed i know now a whole lot of terminology i did not know before but they swap ideas for salads, ensure they have lean protein every meal, freak out at trans-fats or even the ghee in indian food & give each other their best contacts for osteos, botox doctors, vitamin shots etc. Where-as the U could undo anyone’s diet scheme and thought being Wagonista some sort of insult to his bolshevik sensitivities.

OH and thingie. Milk Thistle. As liver tonic.

Apres Eclipse Two

February 10, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Passages, Astro-Weird by Mystic Medusa | 67 comments

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A weird consequence of the current astro-weirding is that the truth outs. This always makes me think of the Aldous Huxley quote: “Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make ye mad.”  I think he was joking.  The truth-realisation vibe has to do with all the Aquarian influence enforcing a certain objectivity & thus illuminating the aforesaid truth without all our usual sentiment & blocks being in the way.  And the truth vibe comes through in sudden eureka flashes, vis-a-vis a random connection from something unrelated said by someone irrelevant to the issue, dreams & Freudian slippage. It’s truth re you or truth re someone else. The fact of the matter.

I got two infuriating truth-flashes in a row whilst doing weights at the gym, trying not to look at the news on the plasmas nor listen to this loud, ex-army, Aquarian lady bellowing about how much she hates people who wear iPods at the gym because it means she can’t ‘connect’ with them.

Truth-Flash 1: I still love the stupid Uranian. This despite the fact that any version of even vaguely sane/civilised liasion impossible due to Neptunian substances. Truth-Flash 2: That the Leo-Rising-Aquarian-Rugger-Stud i am dating is married.  As in right this minute. And thus an artiste de bullshit. I don’t know for sure but you know when you think something and it seems awfully apt? This is a man who at first gave me entirely bogus birth data so i’m charging around giving him credit for this enormously sensitive Grand Water Trine that did not actually exist as he was born somewhat earlier. I have Venus in Pisces sextile Jupiter, opposite Uranus and in exact trine to Neptune so have a horrendous capacity to give hot men the benefit of the doubt…

I have my own theories on this which I should save for when the Moon is not Void in Leo (watch dumb decisions based on Ego or misplaced artistic ‘flair’) but does anyone think there is one sign/rising sign/whatever more prone to being a cynical Player than others???  Go on – have a crack. It could be a good distraction from hideocrity and I am not being sexist; you can bitch it up re either gender.

Mercurial Bats Headlining Again

January 27, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Passages, Astro-Women, Celeb Fluffery, Mercury Retrograde, Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 21 comments

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The fabulous Turritopsis nutricula!

Rightio, so Mercury Retrograde belts onward & more gloriously bats headlines amidst the sombre Pluto-In-Cap themed ones.  This jellyfish is apparently immortal & everyone naturally wants to know some of his/her anti-aging secrets. Like a disco-fevered sort of a submarinal phoenix, Turritopsis destroys itself & is basically reborn – young again – the moment it feels ancient.

And, in news that is either a bit of a worry or a dodgy excuse for carbophilia, obesity is apparently catching. Yes, like a virus. Plus, I just thought of this a la some slef fluffery in which Jessica Simpson is doted on a bit for having gotten curvier I reckon putting on weight/ the bigger figure will be more ‘in’ along with Pluto In Capricorn. Looking emaciated may not have quite the catchet it did. Lean times, beefier bodies in trend? McDonalds sales are apparently up-up-up.

And speaking of money, I am longing to know the birth info for Natalie Dylan, the Women’s Studies student in the U.S. auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder. Okay, I have just e-mailed her to ask & said in return for her birth data, would be completely happy to provide (in confidence) some timing tips for her first time.

(UPDATE! Just 20 mins after I e-mailed Ms Dylan re her birthtime, I get an e-mail thanking me for my consideration and asking for my phone number! It would be a Mercury Retrograde shocker if I somehow wind up mistakenly bidding in this comp. Have sent hasty e-mail clarifying. )

ANOTHER UPDATE: NATALIE DYLAN E-MAILED ME BACK & SHE IS A LEO!

Yes, Mercury is still Retrograde. Until Feb 1 – evening in Australia, very early AM in London, Sat night in LA. Just pretend it’s direct on Monday the 2nd of Feb to make it easier.

Oh and in minor news, the Leo-Rising-Aquarian-Rugger-Stud has re-surfaced, unperturbed by having been presumably off-planet for the long weekend & blithely as bats as usual.