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Great Demons, reading an in-box full of grizzling with a crook neck ain’t easy.

I never said Mars Direct would deliver you your rose garden, studly soulmate, hand-crafted box with a million $$$ cash inside it and holy secret of enlightenment.

Noooo. But DO admit that there was some sort of shift last week, when Mars moved. I felt it. My neck felt it. And just watch how quickly things gather momentum as Mars picks up speed.

General notes on Mars in Leo: It’s a show-offy vibe. So if you’re making new plans, you don’t bother keeping them secret. You tell the world. Or if there is a good reason to keep them secret, you luridly relay all to your confidantes/court sychophants or you pace luridly about in a suitably Leonic scheming gown…

Things are happening, things are moving…rather than fretting up into such a frenzy that you wig out, do the oh-my-goddings great insights thing with the New Moon coming & compulsively groom your way out of any funk. And besides, Mars is not only still moving quite slowly – albeit forward – it’s Mars in LEO….Being sextiled by Saturn.

Do Leos move fast? Or do they take a long time to get ready? Does Saturn slow things down or speed them up? Things are happening, they will soon speed up and you’d better be ready! April is quite the ride.

This is the new Louis Vuitton Raindrop Besace – designed by Marc Jacobs and retailing for about $2000 USD.

Yes, it’s a.k.a the Trashbag or whatever.

Apart from Lower Gemini Delia Antwerp Aaars who would bung this thing around? I mean, really.

The real Louis Vuitton was born on August 4 1821. That’s right. He was a LEO. Think about it. A Leo. He is probably reincarnating in a towering rage right about now.

Positive Points:  You could have a pen leakage or spill red wine on this thing and it would be fine. It is Vegan. Sort of. Apart from the handles.

Negative Points: If Freud was correct (and he probably was not, so don’t flip) and the handbag is symbolic of the bearer’s vagina, then this large, floopy trashbag is COMPLETELY the wrong message.  It is hideous. It is a fad. Cats would come up and tear at it, hoping to find stinking chicken scraps. I need to stop with the negative points already or else my Mars in Virgo could go on for hours with this.

Is this complete dissing from Marc Jacobs, a man with a tatt of Spongebob for fuq’s sake??? Or an immensely clever reference to Pluto in Capricorn?

This pic above, strikes me as mega-Leo. He’s trying to look in the mirror without straining his neck or getting out of alignment. But his laces like that is Piscean…Actually, a Leo wouldn’t go to a frills-free gym like that.

Anyway, I just got an e-mail from a Leo ( a guy) and this is what it said…


“Got so distracted by fab fresh new haircut in the work bathroom mirror I almost pissed in the sink…”


If the fantasy lives of our Leo could be neatly compacted into a mental rolodex of imagery, that she (am referring to our Lady Leo here) could rapidly flick through for maximum endorphin release, I am thinking it would be similar to these.

Working Out First Thing In The Morning…

Being Seen By The Ex Who Did Her Wrong All Those Years Ago…

Dashing Up The Road For some Contrex and Hair Mineral Masque.

Renovating…

Sam Worthington has about a trillion planets in Leo, even though he LOOKS like an Earth Sign rising dude. Virgo?  That would put all his Leo stuff in the 12th House – i was talking someone the other day who’d just met him and she said when he sold everything and went to Hollywood, he took one bag of clothes, the Bible and The Alchemist. That’s 12th House. Or savvy media-skills.

And I love how he always sounds Leonic in interviews: a non-stop I-Am-The-Greatest rant-boast that’s actually really inspirational.

Anyway, he is apparently up to play DRACULA in Dracula Year Zero, a sort of bio-pic of Vlad The Impaler in which we get to see his more humane side. I guess if Sam is playing him, there will definitely be a hell of a lot more compassion for the gentleman. I just tried to post a pic of Vlad The I and the browser crashed. Unusual. Spooky. No Vlad pic. And I had a cold chill looking at it. Yick! Sam please don’t be the original Dracula. I don’t think it fits the Leo Qi.I think he should play a hunky ANGEL. See Angels Are The New Vampires.

Leo vampires should be camp and like George Hamilton.  Previously, it was established that Aquarius is the best sign for vampires. Like Count Duckula – still my fave.

I met a Leo and no, this is not romantic…I met a Leo and was very tall, gracious & glam – devoted to music and film as they are. Then he said that his boyfriend just got him a beautiful 1920s cocktail cabinet for Christmas. And I’m like ’so, you drink a bit?’ or something and he said no, it was for his perfumes. How many did the glam Leo have? “170,” he said with some pride. I love that and yes, he totally knew his subject.

If Andy Warhol were still with us, he would  have been about to have his Uranus Return and Mars Retro would have been all OVAH his Sun-Mercury in Leo Rising…I think he’d love this pic and the site from which it springs…CashForYourWarhol

So Pluto in Cap, of course…

And note Andy’s chart – Uranus trine Mercury (genius) and Saturn (enduring, social cut-thru to the max)…

And, if you have not already seen the Uranus Return post from a while back, do go there because the POEM is perfect for this Full Moon Eclipse coming.

And remember – i am not really here & blogging…I could not resist this but I am not back officially till Jan 4. Scopes are all bunging along as usual though…INCLUDING the year ahead Oestro-Medusa & Weekly Scopes up on Weds for subscribers btw…Go ahead and ask for a freebie trial if you like but i am NOT checking e-mails from Weds through till Monday, so soon yah… xx

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If only beauty pageant contestants would more often tell the truth about what really motivates them. We can’t ALL be motivated purely by spiritual growth, concern for the wellbeing of humankind and ecological holistic animus mundi style musings 24-7.  Can we?

When the Moon is in Leo, a bit of self-interest, vanity, lust and art is perfectly healthy. How else can one be Queen or King of the Jungle?

And, after all, don’t even psychologists say that is good to love oneself? That if you don’t love yourself thoroughly then it is impossible to form authentic relationships with other people?

Love Yourself in Latin:  Diligo Vestri.

This  is why Leos are so notorious for their attention to grooming and hair (fur) – it’s more than just the Tao of Vanity.  It is a surface reflection of their belief that they are worth it, their self-love and thus love of humanity.

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This is the master bedroom in the country residence of the late Yves St Laurent, a multiple conjunct Leo (Sun, Venus, Mercury)…Is this or is this not classic Leo? I mean, are they usually this chintzy?

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Sooo, an ex-lover of baseball champion Alex Rodriguez (A.k.a. A-Rod and the gentleman linked to Madonna for a bit) has come forth and told the NY Daily News that “his vanity is of mythic proportions.”

My god, the gentleman is a LEO and an wealthy, sports superstar Leo at that. I mean, what’s not to indulge there. But the Ex then claims that the gigantic pics of himself above the athlete’s bed are of him as a Centaur.

That’s interesting.  It makes me think that someone has done his chart and that he’s got Saggo Rising & thus he’s sort of working that. Because, some astrologers WOULD say that. I mean, to work the Sagittarius Rising angle, for extra luck. No birthtime online for  him but he’s got Neptune in Saggo at 9 degrees. Saggo Rising would fit as he is (a) obviously into sports and (b) he has a certain goo-goo eyed Neptunian charisma along with the Leonic stuff.

Or maybe he does not give a damn for his astro and he’s just really, really into Centaurs?

Or perhaps the ex-lover was a bit dim and the mythological creatures that A-Rod had himself painted into as gigantic portraits hanging above the bed (I would never do that but so totally admire the chutzpah) were something else…like Minotaurs? He has got Mars in Taurus.

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