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Strange Spiral Thingie In Norway

December 10, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 79 comments

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Peeps in Norway are apparently baffled by this strange spiral formation that just appeared in the sky.  A spiral is, of course, a tres cosmic and magical symbol with many meanings.

What do we think of this?

The Rapture? Mayan Astro Shite? The fault of that blasted Gigantic Particle Collider in Switzerland? A fancy Russian experimental Rocket? Photoshop?  Aliens? The Singularity?

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“…The light was captured by amateur photographer Jan Petter Jorgensen while he was on his way to work at a salmon factory.

“The light appeared for 2-3 minutes. I could not believe my eyes, and got the shivers and was quite shaken by it”, Mr Jorgensen said.

Morten Kristiansen, who saw the light phenomena from Sortland in northern Norway, added: ” A large ring appeared, and then spread out, sending a green beam down to earth.”

More here.

The Astro of this?  Sun Square Uranus…Saturn Square Pluto…Jupiter nearing Neptune. Quite profound…Thoughts?

Are We Living In The Parallel Universe Yet?

December 3, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 49 comments

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So, there has just been another power cut at the Large Hadron Particle Collider – this time “catastrophic” and as yet no explanation. No birds visible. And yes, even more scientists are speculating that the project is being sabotaged by entities from the future who do not want us to achieve “parallel universe portal capability.”  It’s not so much about where we might go with this as what might come through the portal, apparently. So I am so looking forward to the explanation for why all the power went. I mean, no back up power, nothing…

So, time travellers, this time the pterodactyl dropped a REAL big loaf into the atom-smashing tunnel, Uranus Direct…Thoughts?

See Also; O.m.g and The Particle Collider, Again

Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is She And What Happened?

November 23, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 68 comments

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She is a Cancerian Mood-Swinger who works as a stylist at the Large Hadron Particle Collider (the scientists are expecting some media attention) and she took some weird shit back from a lab, hoping it would help her seduce her strange Aquarian lover. But he’s just morphed into a Reincarnate Atlantean after shes sprinkled even just a bit of the God-Particle powder into his chardonnay.

That or a kickboxing Libran with the shits at some wallpaper that suddenly DOES NOT WORK AT ALL AND W.T.F. WAS SHE DOING LETTING AN ARIES DO THE DECOR JUST BECAUSE SHE FANCIED HIM.

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November 14, 2009 in Astro-Weird by Mystic Medusa | 67 comments

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Mad scientists blame time travelers for collider failure

“It was weird enough that scientists said a bird dropping a piece of bread on an electrical substation managed to shut down power to the Large Hadron Collider. Now two respected physicists are blaming that incident on a time-traveling bird, which was said to thwart the collider’s mission of finding the Higgs boson, a particle thought to be the building block that gives everything in the universe its mass.

Bech Nielsen of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen and Masao Ninomiya of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto theorize that there’s something so dangerous about the collider, time travelers are coming back to 2009 and sabotaging the experiment. They’re calling it “reverse chronological causation.” That’s right folks, it’s a bird, flying right out of the Time Tunnel, saving the universe. Or could future life forms be trying to keep us from traveling to the stars?

Come to think of it, every time scientists try to capture the illusive Higgs boson, there are inexplicable failures. Twice, in 1993 and 2000, funding suddenly dried up for two separate projects. And then this Large Hadron Collider has had a series of setbacks, including one incident where a physicist was accused of terrorist activity.”

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WOW! When some of you guys advanced this theory in the original Large Hadron post, I though maybe-just maybe- some of us are going mega-Bats with the Dark Moon and ALL.  Saturn-Square-Pluto is insane unless you change things…BUT THEN I SAW THIS. Scientists!  From places such as institutes in Copenhagen & Kyoto as opposed to me sitting here in my sarong in Sydney oh-my-godding at how the hell a baguette-bearing bird could screw up the worlds most expensive and ambitious science experiment EVER….

I am having a day off to do Dark Moonie things – editing photo album etc – but HAD to hop on to go on about this…Thoughts please…

Here We Go Again…

October 30, 2009 in Astro-Weird by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

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Remember last September, when the switching on of the Large Hadron Particle Collider triggered end-of-the-world-fears?  This is, I think, the world’s most expensive and O.T.T. scientific apparatus and experiment ever, designed to replicate conditions at the beginning of the world You can go bats researching it online but basically, it could technically create some sort of a vast black hole.

Or maybe – this is just my non-scientific theory- it will make us able to SEE the Dark or Quantum matter that makes up most of the universe & it will be mega-interesting. Anyway, last time they switched it on something went wrong, like a helium leak or something – Mercury WAS retrograde – and so now they’re going to give another go, as Saturn squares Pluto…

Wow, even better astro for rearranging particles in such a radical fashion. Seriously, there new estimated time of throwing the switch is November 16. Personally, i wouldn’t time it for then though it would be fab if it wound being a really high-end manifestion of Saturn-Pluto. ie; rather than trillions of $$$ being spent black-holing us all – that they discover incredible secrets of the multiverse.

CERN (the joint that hosts the gigantic particle collider) is such a cool & weird place that it features in Angels & Demons, the Dan Brown book/Tom Hanks movie. CERN helpfully have a section on their site all about this – they get their own joke.