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The Astrology Of Pepe Le Pew

July 6, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Weird, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 26 comments

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Fantastique! If I had not whizzed to Wikipedia to check Pepe Le Pew’s birth details (for a cartoon character, it is always their first appearance in media & it’s sooo accurate) I would  not have known that Johnny Depp drew upon the French skunk for his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.  Hmm.

Anyway, Pepe is known for falling inappropriately (ie; inter-species) in love and making grand gestures that are utterly at odds with the actual reality of the “relationship” in play. I mean, he is a Skunk. But he sees himself as a grand seducer in the classic tradition.

The astro, of course, fits.  Get this. He is a Capricorn (ambitious, aspires to the high life and trophy partner) and his Moon is  in Libra with Venus in Pisces. So the latter two means he is a natural romantic as well. It’s not just cynical chasing down of a “catch.” Venus in Pisces sextiles Mars in Capricorn so there’s a libido throbbing away there as well BUT the aspects I love of Pepe Le Pew’s are:

* Venus in Pisces Squares Uranus in Gemini – He’s a bit perverse & kinky. He is maybe not so mistaken after all when he goes after cats instead of skunks, his own species.

* Mercury in Saggitarius squares Jupiter in Virgo – This is such a good expression of those grandiose gestures & insane serenades he indulges in. His need for candour is hyped by O.T.T. Jupiter & the Virgoan discrimination is swamped by an overblown Mercury in Sagg.

* Moon conjunct Neptune – the perpetual dreamer. He may have extremely lucid & sensual dreams that break into his everyday reality.

He needs a very creatively fulfilling and involved job so that the fantasy element of his life can be worked out positively rather than by stalking uninterested cats and attempting to hide his true nature with copious amounts of scent.

See also: Count Duckula – the Ultimate Aquarian Man.

Astro-Mel Gibson

April 14, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Passages, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 25 comments

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So, His Holy Hotness is getting a divorce. I used to totally adore him but went off HHH sometime around What Women Want , that religious movie, his hideous anti-gay/anti-sem rant when arrested driving drunk but whilst trying to find a suitable image to illo this post on Astro-Mel, i began to like  him all over again.

BTW: Speaking of Gibson’s artistic cred, has anyone SEEN Apocalypto? I wanted to see it for all the mythical themes but was put off by hearing it apparently horrendously gory. Like the Christ movie he made.

His astro-deets are interesting…Capricorn Sun with Kataka rising (those goo-goo eyes) & Moon in Libra. His Moon is natally square his Sun and Pluto is now squaring the Moon, before moving onto the Sun in a few years. So it’s catharthis central chez Mel, especially so far as it relates to women. He’d feel like he HAS to be real emotionally, authentic & all. Some say the dipsomania over the years a mask for gayness but there is currently a “mystery brunette” (female) being cited in various media.

Pluto is also right now trining his Jupiter in Virgo. This whole thing is going to somehow wind up being very good for him. He’s got a super-determined & success-driven Mars-Saturn in Scorpio but it has been dissipated a bit by Neptune in the last few years. Neptune transits can be religion, psychic awareness, haute art etc. Or…The internets full of pix of a recent-Mel boozing it up in what look like suburban bars all over the place. And I’d rather post pix of His Holy Hotness in full heat mode than his ghastly mug shot.

Finally, Uranus is moving up to his Midheaven; there this year and next. Career genius or the potential of it and a radically reinvented  public image. Note that the Saturn-Uranus opposition was across his IC-MC axis and at the same time that Pluto squaring that make-nice/put up with crap for the sake of official harmony Libran Moon. Cancerian/Kataka Rising & Cap Sun would not want to break up the family either.  So…what Uranian genius will His Holy Hotness come up with? Uranus on the Midheaven does not equate well to religious bigotry nor closetted ANYTHING.

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