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Chiron-Neptune Year Of The Tiger Resolutions

February 18, 2010 in Metaphysical Quirks, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 53 comments

Hey you gather that the Aries Moon is good for grandiose goal-setting???

What is your Year of the Tiger resolution?  Where are you going to be more fierce?

The Auspicious Aqua-Weirding that has been strong since last May is now ebbing away for the moment but it’s thankfully back in July to accompany us for the next Saturn-Pluto Square.

There should have been one magical happening/insight/concept over the last few weeks. Something Haute Aquarius, hi-Qi, redolent with optimistic faith and healing…

Glomp onto it now. Define it. Own it. The atmosphere gets more Saturnine over March as Saturn backs into another (sigh) opposition with Uranus.

If you’re interested, Uranus rules Aquarius so the major insights etc of this past few weeks helps with the Saturn-Uranus challenges and reconfigurations starting soon…

The Galactic Suites: Which Sun Sign?

November 5, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 63 comments

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Here is one for travel-one-upping Sagittarians!  The Galactic Suites will be open for guests in 2012. IF they can keep their funding flowing in. Space hotels are v.expensive, as you can imagine. It will cost about $4 million a week or something to stay there. So, no backpackers.There is some anonymous billionaire space travel enthusiast who has already tipped in $3 billion.

And, okay, I may be wrong about the Sagittarians…I should not astro-cliche them such. But, okay, apart from Richard Branson (Pluto in Leo Rising, Jupiter in Pisces trine his Cancerian Uranus, interesting) I cannot see Cancerians stampeding to stay at a Space Hotel. Or anyone sensitive. I mean, wouldn’t it sort of revoltingly combine agoraphobia AND a bit of claustro? If some mysterious trillionaire shouted you a week at Galactic Suites, would you go? I wouldn’t. But I have Jupiter in Taurus/4th House. Tres earthed.

I reckon Fire Signs would totally go. Leo would send the space shuttle pilots mental by carrying on with his space travel tips. Libra would go if there was a the-Zero-gravity-of-space-has-sensational-complexion-refining-benefits. Gemini? Yes. And then they would attempt to become the first person (?) to have sex in space or something. A Virgo in space is an AMAZING thought. I swear, even in totally sterile, airlocked conditions, the Virgo would find a scuff mark and try to send off a helpful memo about altering the style of space boots used.

Scorpio -it would depend on the variety of Scorp. If it did not trigger any violent aversions,  yes. Capricorn – absolutely, think of the status, the opportunities for advancement and the networking. O.m.g. the NAME dropping. “Yah, well when I was at the Galactic Suites, the other day, Bill and I agreed that there was really nothing like the view of Arkansas from space…”

So I am thinking El Toro, Kataka and Pisces – absolutely not.  Aquarius??? Naturally.  Aqua-Girl is BOUND to be already working her contacts. She is probably hooking herself up with a job there.

The Return Of Mars Options

October 26, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 36 comments

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Okay so the situation this week is not so intense as the Mars junket that inspired Mars Options back in Mid-August. Do go back and read so that you can see my point.

But what we DO have is the Sun in Scorpio being squared by Mars in Leo. Sun-Mars alone is quite bolshie enough but in such primal, jungle and unforgiving signs? Tres ruthless.  Thankfully the sucky and mellow Venus-Jupiter trine + having to dirge through the dregs of Saturn in Virgo probably stops a lot of us going-for-it with  our Scorped up Sun-Mars square urges.  We can’t afford it! And Mars in Leo won’t do it without a good out fit and a spa to go and recover in after making his/her scene.

But there is still a choice…You can

(1) Avoid anger and acting out via going Mega-Zen Scorpio. I am talking whacked out diet, advanced astral tripping and conspiracy theorising for pleasure.

(2) Avoid anger and acting out via going Mega-Zen Leo. Think compulsive grooming, devising a new image, watching Out Of Africa with a box of chocolates, some gin and your monogrammed hankies to snivel into.

(3) Vibe Lower Scorp via some google-stalking, facebook cooking, obsessive tarot reading, scribbling stream of consciousness crap in your black book of shitlists/assorted bile and ordering online hoodoo remedies.

(4) Vibe Lower Leo via a quick blow-out, a snort  of hair-spray and off you strut to lecture your lowerlings on the superiority of thou,  hold forth on the crap state of the country because you are not running it and denounce religion – what would be the point unless YOU were the supreme deity. Then, when hubris has reached critical levels, text something that you only think is subtle as you’re so s-faced.

(5) Channel Venus-Jupiter and think beautiful, crystal-style thoughts of love and compassion towards even those peeps who truly annoy you. Because, after all, they are not so blessed nor nearly so clever, lucky and pretty as lovely one.

(6) Nothing because you are too busy devising better systems for living via the total Life Coach time management system that is Saturn in the last degrees of Virgo. Seriously, you keep tabs of time and output etc, crunch some numbers and VOILA: genius insights.You also know, because you are so fabulous, that Saturn is going to come BACK to these late degrees of Virgo in early 2010. So even though everything feels different and enlightened v.soon, cleave to the sense of urgency that is making you revamp systems now.

(7) Nothing as you are either an Aries in love with a Leo or a Leo in love with an Aries and you are able to take this extra heat and use it incognito.

And, as you are reading this, i am sure you have it already but if Mars in Leo is really giving you the shits (tired, perpetually pissed off, easily irritated, ready to scream etc) then do order Martian Bats.

Astro-January Jones

October 19, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 5 comments

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Yes, Mad Men’s  January Jones was born in January, a triple Capricorn, in fact: Sun, Venus and Juno. Note cheekbones, glacial cool vibe et al. I’d think Aries Rising, from her brows alone. She’s named after January Wayne, a character in Jacqueline Susann’s Once Is Not Enough.  Had the parents read it (?!), one wanders.

Anyway, two things. I read in a magazine at a cafe that she has the word “bellatrix” (Latin for female warrior) white-inked onto her wrist. I love that. So annoying now that when i go to google bellatrix i get only the Harry Potter character and an infusion of Helena Bonham Carter.

Second thing; January Jones’ chart is an interesting illo of astrology; Triple Cap, as I said and with Uranus, Vesta, Pallas-Athene and Moon all in Scorpio – very good for playing a woman with a lot of burning interior material.  A big vengeful too. Note how she bided her time and then slagged her ex (Ashton Kutcher, Aqua man to the max) to the greatest effect and had his “lack of support” widely reported.

But her breakthrough role as Betty Draper and increasing prominence has coincided with two astrological transits:  Jupiter on her Part Of Fortune AND Pluto opposite her natal Jupiter.  Anything with Pluto and Jupiter involved has the potential to be what i call a ‘mogul transit’ – even if it is a so-called hard aspect.

And we were going on about the Part of Fortune & luck etc just the  other day!

Jupiter Direct!

October 13, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 60 comments

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YAY! Jupiter is Direct today!!!! Tues night is thus perfect for some grandiose resolutions. Remember it’s Jupiter in Aquarius so make them as ostentatious,  utopian and bats as possible. It’s Jupiter so nix self-doubt with Saggo-style gusto. It’s the Dark Moon so you are still resting in prep for the seriously full on new phase starting next week – these resolutions  need not be affirmed with champagne or yelling. Jupiter is heading forward to conjunct Chiron and Neptune again – the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding is on again. Think: Unusual ways to totally reinvent everything and turn it into a haute Aquarius vision of modern living. Yes, despite Pluto in Cap & whatever Saturn is doing du jour.

Everyone: Please post your most brilliant and O.T.T. Jupiter Direct Vows of Extreme Fabulousity….

Mars Passes The Saturn Square: Can You Feel It?

August 11, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 76 comments

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Mars has now completed the square to Saturn in Virgo and is now zooming onto trine (favourable, easy) the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding (Jupiter, Chiron and Neptune all in Aquarius) and then square Uranus. The latter is still challenging but it feels a hell of a lot more progressive & enlightened than the Mars-Saturn bingle.

So you should be feeling a bit of the merde lift around about now???  Going from feeling like you’re like Bugs in the top pic to something a bit more akin to Bugs below??? Yes?

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Hygeia & Wagonista

March 4, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Astro-Query, Full Moons, Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 102 comments

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Right. Time to invoke Hygeia – the Greek Goddess of health, from whence we get the word hygiene. I know i have already said that weeks ago but this is for the benefit of those who may not know. Having raved on a bit re retro-Venus (ex-lovers) and Mars-Neptune (dipsomania) i went to the gym for the 2nd time in a day & ran straight into the Uranian, bunging on his perfect boyfriend act. Oh the exquisite what-ifs. So then got lured straight to pub by the Aries Bombshell who wanted to do feminist ranting. Now am doing Wagonista or maybe even The Arnie Diet & this Scorpio who e-mailed me is too!

Dear Mystic Medusa.

Shock horror, this double Scorp has a bit of a fondness (read weakness) for for delicious mind numbing alcohol.
I have a bit of a plan I have been working on to get on top of it all (I’m pretty ordinary with my astrology – but the list making could be an influence of my meticulous moon in Virgo?)  but any advice/ tips/ helpful astro currents that you could offer would be greatly appreciated

It is a five point daily plan Ive nutted out actually (five being symbolic, not that i’ve balanced them out elementally properly or anything though):

1. SOC (stream of consciousness) writing, getting the mind-junk out there…
2. 1 Hr Walk. Really does wonders, expands my world, changes my perception and possibly eats up fight/flight hormones from challenging day…
3. Yoga(ha!), meditation or relaxation. (at least attempting to) centre, become still, hear the inner voice…
4. Water – drink lots and lots, atleast 2L. My mind is less spaz with h20 added…
5. Create/ study – to distract and feed the soul…

Im thinking of things to do on a more esoteric level too. Mirror magic (self love), waxing/ dark moon firey banishments…

This could all possibly be null and void because Im celebrating buying my plane tickets to Peru with a last drink atm. But Im determined to get myself together so I’m fully present when I hike to Machu Picchu in September/October.

I hope you and yours are doing well,

Blessings
The Double Scorpio

Hmm. I know someone who did the first day of that with a terrible hangover and argued horribly with his boyfriend nearly the whole way. Okay well I am doing Wagonista too and frankly – the looming Full Moon, Mars-Neptune nonsense is a VERY good time to stay lucid. I mean, if i still had his number & had not altered my phone  number, i would have been with the Uranian last night. Lucidity is in.  Jupiter belting toward Neptune is also a full on for excess astro-signature. I mean, it is fab but very easy to go Over The Top with Neptunian substances.  My tip: Other than this being well timed, maybe move your bed into the health direction?? And  pray to Hygeia! Also amethyst is supposed to (somehow) support soberiety. Happy Wagonista!  I haven’t time to do the Arnie diet right now which is a pity as it is the most effective health regime EVER.

So if you want to go Wagonista with Double Scorpio and i – we will whinge and/or boast in the comments stream.

Oh and it ought to be easy for me as the Leo-Rising-Aquarian-Rugger-Stud is not really a big drinker. I know. It does not seem to go with being ex-league player. But they all very body conscious & Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud is appalled by the kilojoules in grog. He & his ex-league mates are not metrosexual at ALL & indeed i know now a whole lot of terminology i did not know before but they swap ideas for salads, ensure they have lean protein every meal, freak out at trans-fats or even the ghee in indian food & give each other their best contacts for osteos, botox doctors, vitamin shots etc. Where-as the U could undo anyone’s diet scheme and thought being Wagonista some sort of insult to his bolshevik sensitivities.

OH and thingie. Milk Thistle. As liver tonic.

Happy New Moon In Aquarius Solar Eclipse!!!

January 26, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Eclipses, Moons, New Moons by Mystic Medusa | 63 comments

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Shaman Eclipse by Cuban born, New-York based artist  Myztico-Zen – check out  his utterly Aquarian Visionary Psychedelic Surrealist Site.

Happy New Moon in Aquarius! Yes, it’s a Solar Eclipse. All hail to the New. Mercury is still Retro in Aquarius, meaning that the fresh vibe may not be quite so instantly manifest as with some such Eclipses. Still we’re all in a new world now & I bet you had some sort of illuminating oh-my-godding eureka flash today and that had to do with your Future. Not your past. Peeps who are facing back, gazing wistfully into the past, get a decisive door slamming shut moment with this Eclipse. Note the hot-zone of three days before & three days after. And it’s conjunct Jupiter so it’s positivist + expansive.

Happy Jupiter Into Aquarius: Astro-Gambling Is The Go

January 6, 2009 in Astro In Books, Astro-Fiends, Astro-Passages, Astro-Weird by Mystic Medusa | 4 comments

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Happy Jupiter into Aquarius…I have Aquarius Rising (and Eros, the sexy asteroid is there too) so I love this astro-passage but the last time Jove was in Aqua, I got fat. Watch out if you have Aquarius Rising! You’ll develop a reverse version of body dysmorphia, thinking you’re svelte a la Beyonce but you can’t quite fit throught the door!

Anyway, Jupiter into Aqua has me in mind of astro-gambling. I never think like this. The astro columns with lucky numbers for lotto and suchlike must surely be joking. If one knew the numbers, one would play them once or twice & voila…Sudden concern with problems of the mega-wealthy. But I have decided to look into it. Purely to impress the Aries Bra Boy who tiled my kitchen last week. It’s not so dodgy as it sounds. He got a text msg and stepped back in ultra-surprise, so i peeked at the text. Because I have Mercury in Aries, it’s not nosy. It’s more about my right to know everything. And ego. Respect etc.

Anyway, the text msg said something like ‘Karmic Surprise’ and ‘I Have A Secret’.  I became way more intrigued than i would normally be & only later did i realise it was about racehorses. So, to disguise my disappointment, I enthused my head off and claimed to be on the verge of discovering some sort of amazing astrological horse betting system. Total bullshit, of course, but we peeps with Mercury in Aries are very much In The Moment.

So far, all i have found is this but i already know that Jupiter, the 5th house & Venus etc are lucky. Is there some maniac out there who runs racehorse birthdata through astro-software & then calibrates it to the current transits and the Feng Shui of the racecourse? All i need is one hot tip. It’s confusing for me as I thought all racehorses were officially born on August 3. At least in Australia. ie; All Leos.

It’s even more ridiculous as my Aquarian father spend years fruitlessly researching a mathematical/numerological betting system. Along with the new method of telling tame, patented at vast expense etc. I don’t need to go here! But Astro-Fiends, note, Pluto is now beginning a long, slow, lazy-take-your-time trine to my IC.

Astro-Dieting Notes:

During Saturn transits one often stalks around feeling like shit, all cheekbones and existential glowerings but it’s all one can do to force down some green tea and celery. Often the rigours of a macrobiotic diet or bodybuilding egg white omelette sort of a thing seem to match one’s Saturnine inner state.

During Jupiter transits people think of sensuality & grapes, of celebrating. But wasn’t Jupiter a bit plump? Like Buddha? He’d transform himself into something more suitably seductive for when he swooped down to stun nymphs & what-not.