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For The Venus-Mars Conjunction

June 16, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 12 comments

This is cheesily apt for the Venus-Mars conjunction that’s exact on the weekend but forming even now…Plus some you complained that the Farenheit ad for the Aqua-Moon was too “wanky” and “up itself” & requested something “raunchier.” Sigh. I don’t know what kind of blog you think this is.

This ad is from 1987. Pluto was just settling into Scorpio and there was arguably a more overt sexuality beginning to be seen in advertisements et al. Not that that was any excuse for such matte make-up. Was there like some major revolution in cosmetics in the early 90s?

Also, whilst we are here, WHAT sign is this couple & how come they meet up like this? Do they both take their panthers or whatever they are for walks late at night & connect by chatting about how much money they go through a week in catfood? Or is this like a well-planned little foible of theirs? Is he perhaps her hairdresser? Also, why did perms go out of fashion? I mean, I am glad they did and i have never actually had one as my hair is too fine but is there an official reason for matte-make-up and perms disappearing?

I think HE is a Libra and she actually to me looks sort of Ariean…And btw, note that the Venus-Mars conjunction is in Taurus, the sign ruled by Venus so it’s Mars in the land of Venus.

Venus is into Taurus!

June 6, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 26 comments

helen_of_troyEvelyn de Morgan

“At this moment my cousin Helen came sailing up, like the long-necked swan she fancied herself to be. She had a distinctive swaying walk and she was exaggerating it. Although mine was the marriage in question, she wanted all the attention for herself. She was as beautiful as usual, indeed more so: she was intolerably beautiful. She was dressed to perfection. Menelaus, her husband, always made sure of that, and he was rich as stink so he could afford it. She tilted her face towards me, looking at me whimsically as if she were flirting. I suspect she used to flirt with her dog, with her mirror, with her comb, with her bedpost. She needed to keep in practice.”

The Penelopiad by Margaret Atwood

VENUS in TAURUS, the sign of her dignity!  That is, she is in one of the signs she rules & thus stronger. Certainly stronger than in Aries where she has tarried since February.  And now the planet of love, money and sexual rapture  moves toward a sensual mid-month conjunction with Mars, her eternal lover. See if over-scorched love scenarios now become more green & organic, with this earth-angelic influence. More Zen? Venus is now in Taurus till early July. It is totally a different atmosphere from all those months of a more martial Venus.

Friday Night Kitchy Hoodoo

June 4, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 30 comments

bagshaw_t2Tom Bagshaw

La Luna in Scorpio, Venus Void and a Saturn squared Full Moon situation…It’s all sooo insight inducing but wow will Friday Night Work Drinks and/or dating sure be weirding in and out. There’s an element of wanting to be out there, poncing it about & a waxing Moon in Scorp will always flush out desires but the Saturn square keeps the awareness of limitations high. This could be really cool; fun tempered by sanity. Or it may manifest as something manic (skittish mutable squares) that warps into an over-pragmatic freak out and then back again. Unstable, nympho & spooky yet fantastic for divination & hi-Qi established love/lust.

Sudden Slebs Experiencing Merc Retro

June 2, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 18 comments

0665181000Natalie Dylan

Aussie Backs Out Of 4.7million sex deal fascinated me as I have been e-mailing with Natalie Dylan. She’s really smart, nice and a Leo. That’s all I can say. But o.m.g. soooo Mercury Retrograde. But in the story the “Australian Real Estate Agent” said he had to pull out of the deal because he was banned by his WIFE.  I was e-mailing the Scorpio Sex Academic about this today & we were agreeing that we WOULD love to have witnessed the conversation that led to the “banning.”

“…Oh honey, what? Oh yah, that. Well I’m only away for the week so figured we could skip one of our Pilates sessions or you could just take a friend…HONEY, calm down!  Well no, yes, that IS just ONE of the reasons we sold the beach-house but baby, I want you to understand that
this is not about US, it’s…”

I mean W.T.F.???  And yes, he backed out during Retro-Mercury.

And then there is Susan Boyle – what IS this?  Some sort of sped-up celebrity in a petri dish scenario? The Ariean became a celebrity in mid-April as retro-Venus wove her magical wiles and then she LOSES the comp during Mercury Retrograde – could there be a controversial recount? And then at the end of May she’s in re-hab?  At this rate there will be a triumphant comeback, autobiography, sex tape leaked online and first ’starter’ marriage to a much younger hunk all by JULY. I’m for real – she is a GOER.

AND: Cute Quotes From Ultra-Piscean Sharon Stone in Tatler mag;

Phobia: I have a fear of having fears.

Mentor: I’m blessed to understand that life is its own teacher.

Allergies: I  have a bad reaction to mushrooms and people who cling.

“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder than brains are in the eye of the beheld.”

Secrets Of The Gemini Psyche

May 23, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 23 comments

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Wanting to buy some ghastly Gemini a gift? The pearl is their birthstone. And, as my Gemini mother & sister (!) have always reminded me, it is unlucky for anyone but a Gemini to wear pearls. This may just be their propaganda of course.

An ancient rhyme: “PEARLS for JUNE girls the precious wealth, and to crown it all they bring her HEALTH.”

This could be useful for anyone struggling with the Tao Of Gemini:

Gemini Actor Gina Gershon explains herself…

“Yes,” she says with a laugh. “For everyone I’ve ever lived with, it’s like the big joke: who’s going to come home today? I’m like a split personality. My face changes, my voice changes, my personality changes. If I’m talking about Boston or New York, you’ll notice my voice change. It’s bad; I have no personality!” Again she laughs. “What’s the animal that always changes color? A chameleon. I feel kind of like that. Because if they’re nervous or scared or they don’t trust someone, they have a different sort of camouflage. But as soon as they warm up to someone, they reveal their true colors.”