Ever since i was a CHILD, i have been seeing hype about this thing: Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream. To the extent that i dashed out and spent my newspaper run money on it (and that WAS v.hard-earned money guys, even for a girl with Mars in Virgo). But i was fuelled with desire for the gunk, having read that it has a cult following, the most effective shit ever used by professional beauties, renowned beauties, society beauties, famous beauties, beautiful beauties, beauties on Mars, whatever.
Even then though – as a teenager & a bit gullible – i was amazed to find out that it seemd to be made up of mostly petro-jelly-like vaseliny stuff, whatever it’s called. And it made me break out + i could not see the point as i though petro thingies not so crash-hot for complexion AND if i wanted vaseline, it’s always there, albeit cheaper. So the other day, in a mag at a cafe, i see my 70000th reference to the cream being cult-like et al. I have Venus in Pisces and Moon in Libra – is that why this is not working for me?
Oh and if you don’t believe me about it being made up of at least 50% petro-thingie, click on the link above for ingredients.








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