Eclipse Season

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As mentioned in the Scopes & Daily Mystic, certain types of control-freaky people are bound to irk this week. It’s to do with good old fixed squares from Venus in Taurus to the stuff in Aquarius.

And then Mars tromps along next week and does the same thing. All during Eclipse Season and as Uranus stations Retro. It is the latter that’s the most likely to inspire a potentially bats-but-not-in-a-good-way impulse.

So should  you suddenly think YES & be on the blower to Acme a la Wile E Coyote, think again please. Wait out the Eclipse Season. That’s till July 22. Or at least till Mars skips into Gemini on July 12.

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How was your weekend?!  Mine was excellent though to back to back socialising did in my Sunday & I totally Zen-Slothed.

In my Sunday evening trackies & with my daughter in the suddenly torrential rain, we schlepped past an impromptu Michael Jackson Tribute Street Party – was gorgeous. About 50 people all dancing to really well-mixed MJ. And they were good dancers.  What interested me most is that there were teens through to 60-ish year olds, people who were clearly professional dancers & others who were just picking up on the moves they did at their school formal once upon a time. And the kids krumped.

Uranus is in utter sl0-mo, practically at a standstill, getting set to turn Retro on Weds, just as Venus squares everything in sight. I know I said this last week but – again – it is not a good time to try and control other peeps. Especially Aquarians & Pisceans, also Taurus & Libra…They’re individuating to the max.

It IS a brilliant time to be your own unique yourself, live & let be. Vary your routine. Ditch the obligatory shit – where you can – whilst also honouring the Eclipse-Season Get Real vibe.  The Eclipse (15 Capricorn) is in my 12th  house so my practical resolution is to meditate properly. But remember that the Uranian vibe adds a zany zing to the atmosphere & that not everyone channels Uranian Qi as well as – say -  you or I might.

Don’t bait the crazies. Stay serene & nourish thy nervous system.

My friend Aqua-Girl – who is probably the ultimate Aquarian female in many ways – has announced she is going into “poly-phasic sleep cycling” in the next month. Hence her social availability will be limited and she is totally off coffee and sugar. “A lot of big people do it,” she said breezily. “Richard Branson, Buckminster Fuller…”  I can’t remember the other names.

What it is: you sleep for only two hours a day so that you have 22 hours a day of total productivity. How you do it; You train yourself to sleep – zapping straight into REM – for 20 minutes every two hours. She may or may not use her lucid dreaming goggles during this time. Aqua-Girl sends men crazy. I see it all the time. She has waist length blue black hair and has that sort of archetypal delicate Asian lotus flower look.

But she is a multiple conjunct Aquarian and completely bats. She does nude hiking and surfing, djs, goes straight from a ten day Silence Retreat to clubbing, is an excellent mother to her two daughters & is currently dating a much younger nanophysicist whom she made go to relationship counselling two weeks after they met. Just to tweak a few things.

I think i would go ravingly nuts if I tried polyphasis sleep cycling. I did it by default when my children were babies and it did  not seem to produce the sharpened mind and sudden ability to become an awesomely productive mogul & guru.

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As youse all know, t’is better to light a candle than curse the darkness. Or even the Dark Moon. Up until the New Moon, this is your chance to do some practical alchemy – turn merde moods into useful sombre reflection. But don’t be disheartened. If you try to do too much during the Dark Moon, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed or less than capable…

Disclaimer; i do a great job preaching all the Zen-Sloth stuff but i’ve currently got Mars in Taurus trining my Mars in Virgo which already has Saturn sitting on it. Yick. I feel guilty, like a horrid slacker if i stop work and get to bed before 1am at the moment. However, it IS ideal…

This New Moon is conjunct Vesta - go the Sacred Flame!  – and opposite Pluto…As is the Sun a few hours after the New Moon, thus extending out the whole shebang. As I always think of the Phoenix whenever Pluto is anywhere NEAR a New Moon & Vesta is the hearth/fire goddess/sacred flame et al, this really does have a vibe to it of having to burn up what is by now ravingly obviously not in your best interests…so as to free up Qi/energy/focus for what IS.

And Zero Degrees of Cancer/Kataka & Capricorn squares the ultra-powerful Aries Point – yet another omen of beginning anew AND it’s just the start of Eclipse Season. What’s not to like??? Cherchez Le Grip & get ready to ditch the Tolerations.

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Just to add to the Astro-Beauty Sunglasses ravings;  Super-duper Fly Sunnies a.k.a ultra Low Visibility sunglasses apparently are The 2009 Trend & how perfect for Eclipse Season! Note: Don’t be an idiot – I am not saying you can wear these to safely gaze at the Solar Eclipse on June 22!  But these are surely so apt for when you don’t want to see so much of what’s around you. More shield than visual aid of any sort…Lower Gemini Delia Antwerp Aaars would have already ordered her pair. So now. Devastating at art gallery openings, lurching around  in her Designer Hair Skirt after her 5th plastic beaker of warm chablis as she weaves around trying to pull the artist du jour back to hers so she can show him the Bauhaus armchair.