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Is there a Sun, Moon or Venus sign signature that totally always goes for Matte and one that goes for Gloss???

I am so lip gloss attached that i cannot imagine ever using a lipstick again, no matter how awesome the ad-spiel or Freudian the packaging…It doesn’t seem nourishing enough…Just so retro and non-me.

But I think Earth Signs prefer the solidity of an actual lipstick & that a proper lipstick tube seems somehow more statussy and adequate…non? And Fire Signs might even find them less fiddly…

So, i’m calling it: Air & Water like Gloss. Fire & Earth prefer Matte.

Plus: oh this is going to sound  horrid, but it’s true – Aries and Saggo women tend (unless they actually work in a fashion-forward industry and are obsessive beauty fiends) tend to stick with whatever worked with them the year of their high school formal or something. Even when they are madly modern and current in every single other context.

jordilabanda1Jordi Labanda

Actually, this is more about the Elements; Fire, Air, Earth & Water.

My theory is that the Fire Signs charge in shrieking shitloads of darlings and/or doing hale & hearty guffaws, slapping peeps on the back. Then after a bit of bragging, they’ll insist on dancing and have no probs tearing up rugs or furniture if it gets in the way of their moves.

Earth Signs care more for the food, drink & music component of a gathering and if peeps aren’t getting enough to eat, an Earth Sign will front the host/hostess about it. Ditto if they think the plants need watering or there is an issue with the catering. They also like to check out the decor.

Air Signs like to put on a dazzling display of their Power of Glib, do some info-brokering, network, tell jokes and gossip. If there is nobody interesting enough for them to talk to, they’ll sulk and it doesn’t matter how lavish the surroundings or fab the food etc.

Water Signs are all about the emo & pulling. Shortly after arrival they will be holed up in the corner hearing someone’s completely lurid confession, nodding tearily at the details and/or holed up in the bedroom getting to know their latest conquest.

This is totally off the top of my head. Fair cop or utterly inaccurate raving astro-cliches?

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Thank heavens the Mars-Pluto Square passed or even THIS most trivial of subjects would have become heated…

There is an old astro-cliche (well, I read it once) that Fire & Air signs prefer Dogs whilst the Earth & Water signs are more Cat People. Leaving aside the obvious goes one could have at both creatures/their owners, are you a Cat, Dog or neither-of-the-above person. Or are you thinking that the G.F.C/Pluto in Cap might take out the pet economy to some degree? And which sign is most likely to get inappropriately drippy/obsessive over their animal?

Personally, I have a fantasy border collie or wolf in grandiose moments but i.r.l. Moon-in-Libra does non hang around picking up dog shit & Mars in Virgo does not leave it on the street EVER. So, cats & some fairly individuated looking goldfish in a pond for the Feng Shui. If Yeats is correct the cat is the visible soul of the household, then we are so bats.  I find it weird when these apparently kindly people are shown on tv or whatevs, crooning at their beloved budgie but they have it in a CAGE.

So, you?

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Miss Piggy & Kermit are highly compatible – they really are. Taking their birth-dates, as one does for toons, to be their first appearances, we have Kermit born on November 10 1969 and Miss Piggy on October 18 1974.

She is a multiple conjunct Libran and she looks it: Sun, Venus, Mars, Uranus and Pluto all together in Libra and yet squared by Saturn. She has also the Moon and Mercury (retrograde in Scorpio) trined by Jupiter…hence her idiosyncratic and yet forceful self-expression. One moment feminine mystique and the next a wanna-be martial artist. Neptune conjunct her North Node suggests a genuine pull toward performance and the arts.

Note that her big screen debut was when Pluto crossed this point.

Kermit has his Scorpio Sun on her Mercury – she totally gets him, despite the species difference. Their Venuses are conjunct and his Mars is trine her Pluto, also his Jupiter on her Sun-Venus. This is an OTT sexual coupling as well and his avant-garde Mars in Aquarius would be actually turned on by the differences between them, not minding the non-trad Frog-Pig thing + the height difference.

Neither of them have much Earth in their charts and so together, they could be utterly impractical. And yet so thrillingly and amazingly compatible.

a-pair-of-mating-frogs-photographic-print-c12704465Helen Fisher, an “anthropologist of love & attraction” usually gives me the shits for no particular reason other than that I hate some things being reduced to neuroscience. Also, i note that scientists/biologists et al tend to so often ascribe their own stupid prejudices to the study. One lot of old blokes wistfully noting that some male cuckoo gets to screw whomever he wants and never is asked to clean the nest – a bunch of bitched up women retaliating with a meadow-vole community where the lady voles go out cavorting & mating with young male meadow voles whilst other males raise their young…blah blah blah. Anyway, obviously one is not an academic, lol.

BUT this L.A. Times article re the latest research of Ms Sun-Sign-Unknown Fisher is interesting as it sounds SO much like the four elements of the Zodiac.

“…She wanted to learn why not, and in the process, to nail down once and for all this thing called “chemistry.” As she writes: “I realized I had to come to grips with this opportunity — a chance to apply the newest data in neuroscience to the essential question of who you love.”
Fisher began by developing a questionnaire that sought to pinpoint temperament. By responding to prompts such as “I find unpredictable situations exhilarating” or “I think consistent routines keep life orderly and relaxing,” people can determine which of the four groups fits them.

If you live high on dopamine and norepinephrine, you are an Explorer — someone who takes risks, is flexible and energetic, spontaneous and easily bored by routine.

Those with high levels of serotonin are Builders: calm, managerial, loyal, orderly and conscientious.

Testosterone drives Directors, who are competitive, self-disciplined, good with systems, often exacting and focused.

Negotiators are people people: trusting, broad-minded, empathetic, idealistic and awash in estrogen and oxytocin….”

The article is here.

BUT surely this is ye olde news???  Explorers etc. Fire, Earth, Air & Water. The Myers Brigg testing has four core temperament types. Jung has four types. Medieval humours: Choleric, Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Melancholy…Maybe it’s new to throw in endorphins et al???

QUIZ: What Is Your Medieval Personality Type???

And, even though i am vegetarian & love animals, i do not think complicated human mating scenarios can be boiled down to, say, that of some tree frog. Or an amoeba. Nor even lab rats.