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Astro-Gaga: The Ultimate Challenge

March 12, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 58 comments

Vogue Italia March 2010 Miles Aldridge

Oh ALL right, I am fibbing.

This is not the Ultimate Challenge. But you must admit that this gorgeous picture is even more ripe for Astro-Gaga than usual…non?

The prize for the best/funniest astrological interpretation of this scenario is a year’s subscription to the Daily Mystic. If you already have one, you can give to a friend and earn enormous cred for being both cosmic and generous.

My feeling is that they are all really pissed and yet bored. I am thinking that the set of legs parked on the pristine tablecloth belong to an aristocratic Leo or Libra (table setting? exfoliated limbs?) who has invited a bunch of Saggos around with the promise of work at her African “lodge” but now it turns out that she does not really “own” it “as such” and that there are a few “complications with paperwork”…what she really wants is for the Saggos to utilize their insanely over-hyped “media connections” to publicise Leo/Libra’s new range of  Vajazzle.

Thoughts?

Cool New Feature: Kim Falconer’s Astro-Flash

March 4, 2010 in Administrivia by Mystic Medusa | 11 comments

Kay Nielsen

I have just introduced an awesome new feature for Alpha-Mystic subscribers.  Every day now, the gorgeous Kim Falconer is doing an Astro-Flash on the Daily Scopes page. She’s got a different but complimentary style (more Law of Attraction-ish) to me and always adds in the asteroids + some Midpoints so I think it’s just the most fab addition to the mix and I hope you think so too.

Eg; Her Astro-Flash for today is about Psyche crossing the Aries Point…

E-mail me if you are not an Alpha Mystic subscriber & would like to take a look…

Competition Winner & Weekly Scopes…

March 3, 2010 in Administrivia by Mystic Medusa | 15 comments

AND the WINNER of the Astro-Gaga – What Sign Are They – Libran Fembot competition is FIRE-TRINE.

Fire-Trine, please e-mail me to claim your prize of a three month Alpha Mystic Subscription…it includes access to Daily, Weekly and Monthly Scopes, the Saturn Girl Day Scheduler & the Daily Mystic e-mailed to you Monday to Friday.

And subscriber-peeps, the Weekly Scopes for the week from March 6 are up now.

Getting A Grip With The Moon In Virgo

January 4, 2010 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 37 comments

The Moon is in Virgo – trining Pluto – and now it’s time to get a grip. Yes. The Full Moon Eclipse stirred up all sorts of crap & we’ve got until Mercury goes Direct with the New Moon in hardcore, pragmatic Capricorn mid-month to revise & reshape our personal story BUT with the Virgo Moon & Retro-Mars you get a grip fast via working it out at the gym, sweating & even that age-old Virgoan refrain to “hysteria” – “maybe it’s just that your blood sugar is a bit imbalanced…”

Seriously, chill the fuq out, get strong, untox (detox is v.last decade isn’t it?) eat clean, do sensible old-school stuff to get your grip back & if you can’t bear that, consider the genius of microfibre cleaning gloves.

Learn to love the Moon in Virgo for it will render you and your surroundings gleaming.

Also, in the background & this is going to be addressed more in the Daily Mystic & Daily Scopes, we have Saturn moving back into a square with Pluto. Think restructuring. So yes, that Eclipse did a bit of muckraking & i am sure you now know of any murky areas in  your psyche/relationships et al. But Saturn Pluto is major revamping energy. So whether it’s painting some grotty old wall, throwing out grot, de-grotting your mind of merde thoughts, ungrotting your attitudes or shedding grot in the form of stored Chrissy carbs around your hips that will only hamper your fabulousity – you get the vibe.

Eclipse Full Moon Emo Fracas

December 29, 2009 in Full Moons by Mystic Medusa | 159 comments

Gervasio Gallardo

Okay so I have banged on about this in the Scopes & the Daily Mystic at length but, briefly, this is the sort of Full Moon Eclipse that would have had the ancients merrily bunging up their drawbridge & perhaps stationing a few extra guards around the place.

Retrograde Mars Rises, Saturn & Pluto are in square, Venus + Pluto and the Sun are opposed/eclipsed…the Full Moon is in the emo sign of Cancer & the whole thing tends toward muckraking, grudge flashpoints and definitely a poignant stirring of any unresolved feelings. Less poignant would be if you are in a relationship repressing a virtual tsunami of torrid unaddressed irks re security, shared $$$, sex and fertility…

Oh and Retro-Mars rising can inspire twits into lower level assertiveness.

The good? Oh well, high-Qi emotional breakthroughs & awareness, perspective of course. Still, I shall be cocooning, for the days around this Eclipse…It’s strong from right now…Keep a vast artists pad close at hand to scribble stream-of-consciousness findings and your major aha moments. Think especially in terms of freshly understanding your personal history, how/why things happened the way they did.

If you want to get really astro-fiend/cosmic about this, apart from the general catharthis it’s like a confrontation between the patriarchy and the feminine divine…Not only is it the Cancerian Full Moon (Artemis etc) opposing the Sun (Apollo) in the Saturnine sign of Capricorn, the chart for the Eclipse just oozes Saturn squares (reality check to the max, ready  or not) AND Mars opposes Lilith…

Stay serene, keep being gorgeous, enjoy your insights & see you on Jan 4…& THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN 2009…also, all you subscribers & peeps who got cosmic consults – thank you for helping to keep this site naff-advertising free!!! xx

The Aqua-Moon

November 22, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 93 comments

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La Luna is in Aquarius so go individuate your head off. Plus Uranus is in slo-mo set to go Direct in early December. Uranus RULES Aquarius. Sun/Mon/Tues are thus super-Uranian and a really good time to be your true self, eccentric and certainly don’t trip along following someone else’s unique vision. It’s emotionally cool as well. The Sun is newly in Saggo so think breezy, sanguine, individuated and totally active. As the Moon meets the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding in the next few days, there is luck & visions of the future where-ever you have Aquarius going on. More in the Scopes & Daily Mystic, obviously.

Dear Libra…The Thin And Rich Transit

October 27, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 25 comments

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Over in the Daily Scopes, I have been attempting to reassure Librans about the impending arrival of Saturn in their sign for the first time since 1980 or whatever it is. I am not even bothering to invoke the glorious boundary-setting powers of Saturn Girl.  No. Mars is in Leo and all so i’m going straight for saying that Saturn is The Thin And Rich Transit.

And I am not even lying just to make Librans feel better! Even though that is what they do to everyone else. It is actually the truth. And Saturn, btw, will be in Libra on Thurs in London, America et al and very early AM on Friday in Australia. I expect that it will actually awaken me.

Anyway, Saturn – by very dint of the amazing focus it helps to create & the discipline et al, IS so the Thin and Rich transit. And please, I am not extolling anorexia nor an inequitable capitalist system blah de blah. Simply that Saturn kills your appetite and it makes you SO mega-insanely security and status conscious that you will work your arse off to avoid even a nano-second of insecurity or being looked down upon, whatever.

It’s not just the ramped up work ethic – you don’t want to buy naff crap. It’s like your inner-retail-discriminator goes into hyper-drive.

Not only that – there are some intense work jags such as studying for an exam/writing a book that invariably involve large amounts of ‘reward carbs’ and endless hours sitting on your bum. Infuriating. But with the strong Saturn vibe and Pluto in Capricorn to back it up, there will be self-control exerted at all levels. Yes Libra, you too can waft around looking disdainful at the very thought of chocolate because you actually ate some celery before you came out and besides, you are on a schedule that works to maximise your health, beauty and focus.

You may be bitched up to haute hell & wow will all those peeps who mistook your fluffy charms for weakness get one freak of a fright when you unleash the new boundaries (borders is more like it, with armed guards, the lot) but you will look fantastic and the bills will be paid on time. Read or re-read Capricorn For A Day to get a glimpse into your new life.  Go hard or go  home. Time and Money are on your side.

Saturn Girl Strikes Again: Important Notes About Saturn

October 21, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 61 comments

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You know Saturn is in “play” when one uses bullet points to convey one’s info.

* If you have not read my previous Saturn Girl post, please do.

* I am up to my bum in Saturnine stuff (Saturn is opposing my Sun and sextiling my Jupiter – go figure) so after this I am unlikely to be posting the rest of the day but Daily Scopes are posted for Weds and Thurs & of course there are the Confidentials to read, gigabytes of archives & the trusty Oracle.

* I am adding a new feature for Alpha Mystic subscribers. It will be on the Daily Scopes page. It’s a Saturn-Scheduler. I don’t think i am going to call it that indefinitely. That is just a working title. What I am going to do is flag the strongest days for business, health, seductions and/or anything majorly crappy in the month ahead. I try to do this anyway but the Scheduler will go up at the start of each month guaranteed. It’s good for when you have the chance to choose dates for meetings, appointments, dates etc. You will be able to glance at it & pick from optimal days, whilst working around le merde, ahead of times.

* And, by being or becoming any sort of a subscriber, you are aiding advertisement free astrology, thank you very much!

* Yes, Saturn is in Libra from Friday October 30. A.k.a next week. And then it goes out again in early 2010 & back in again etc. All this is detailed in Saturnalia.

* I have had complaints – yes – COMPLAINTS that my latest Scopes/ Daily Mystic etc has been TOO POSITIVE. As in that I am just saying nice stuff to make myself more popular, not telling it like it is lol. The truth is that  now through until the end of October IS like a beautiful little astro-oasis and then – basically for November – we have Saturn Square Pluto.  This is not “bad” as such but it is challenging. You know, like growth passage challenging.  November – especially the middle of it – is not so good for taking risks. Apart from calculated growth strategies that involve you suavely restructuring your life. But it tends to involve intense – as journos say – “news days.”  The last time Saturn was within coo-ee of Pluto it was Saturn Opposing Pluto in Aug/Sept 2001.  It’s a major cycle and it tends to reverberate in geopolitics. This November will (a) very quickly show us just how the Pluto in Capricorn economic situation is going….Recovery? Or more merde unveiled??? And (b) Stress any unresolved situations from back in 2001/2002, particularly of a geopolitical nature. Satisfied???

* Between now and the end of October, as Saturn trundles over the last degrees of Virgo, is a great time to write out in as orderly a fashion as one can manage, all the wisdom and lessons gleaned since late 2007.  The very areas bugging you now will feel FAB once Saturn is  out of Virgo and Uranus is left to trounce about individuating.  But as Saturn goes BACK over these degrees in 2010, do the lesson grokking bit right in the next ten days and you will LOVE next April…

* Go Saturn Girl! And remember – boundaries. Talented Telepath Saturn Girl is way too busy to be obsessive about them. So she thinks ’set and forget’. See below, Saturn-Girl banishing a monster of self-doubt, slackness and lack of boundaries with one flick of her well kempt fist.

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Venus Into Libra…

October 15, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 15 comments

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And VOILA VENUS IN LIBRA!!!

Libra is one of the signs Venus Rules (she also rules Taurus and is Exalted in Pisces) and so the Love Goddess is thus super-well-placed in Libra…Venus in Libra as the backdrop for Mars going into Leo this weekend is just perfect. She will also linger in Libra until November 8, thus also being there when Saturn gets into Libra…let’s all Libra-out. Symmetry! Skincare! Scent! Diplomacy! Balance! Yin! Yang!

Venus is also now applying hard to a square with Pluto – given that this is a Dark Moon, you don’t want to get swept up in a lower expression of Venus-Pluto. Try not to succumb to vengeful thinking, stalkery bitcherel and, well, you know the drill. Don’t you?

See today’s Daily Mystic for an extended rave re the Venus Pluto cycle & how it pertains to relationships.  I am also going to remind subscribers of the password to read my previous Venus-Pluto Subscriber Only Rave as it’s ALL on again…If you don’t subscribe, do think about it…Support totally ad-free astrology!

Venus in Libra will feel easier than Venus in Virgo. We love Virgos but Virgo is the sign opposite to Pisces, in which Venus is Exalted. And of course, Mars is in Cancer, opposite to Capricorn, the sign in which HE is exalted. So both Venus and Mars – by the weekend – are in signs that they are WAY more happier and productive in. This means relationships come into being and/or sort themselves out more easily. The following signs are also far more at ease in their own skin & world: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces…But everyone will feel the shift…

And…Crabby Ennui

October 12, 2009 in Moons, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 60 comments

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Eric Traore WAITING FOR THE MOON (AND MARS!) TO BE IN LEO ALREADY!!!!!

Okay so i AM back & have about a billion things i want to blog about BUT due to that STRANGE night last night, utterly stricken with ennui – two hours sleep max, I reckon. Ridiculous.  Interesting that heaps of you are reporting similar scenarios. The Moon WAS conjunct Mars and I think Mars has had a gutsful of being in Cancer, I really do.

I am going to go to  sleep now & hopefully emerge in a blur of brilliance later. But subscribers – try to grok what i said in the Daily Mystic this morning re Venus this week! IT really is a shockwave of Venusian activity & tomorrow is Mars + Venus both aspecting Saturn so seriously sophisticated and worldly love/sex realisations.  On the sober, Saturn Girl end of things but definitely worth honouring.

Dark Moon near Mars is now VOID – bloody hell.  I am going to follow my own advice and ‘down tools’ till it’s non-Void and into Leo…

Oh and i read a funny line today that makes me think  of Mercury in Aries or anything in Sagg; “Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”

Moon into Leo aka When The Spaz Lifts:

L.A – 23.03 Sunday Night

New York -  2.03 Monday Morning

London – 7.03 Monday Morning

Sydney – 16.03 Monday Arvo

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