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All Virgoans Are Atypical

May 27, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 71 comments

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The Princess & The Pea really is the quintessential Virgoan Fairy Tale – non?

But a Virgo would deny that. Because Virgo is always sooo atypical. “Oh, I am not the typical Virgo, ” she doth protest. “The other week i let the fridge go without being vanilla wiped and the top shelf was not even colour co-ordinated.”

Or “I am like the opposite of what Virgos are meant to be like. Are you aware that your left sock has shrunk slightly in the wash or something and so it is out of kilter with the other? You can see that they are meant to match and are of the same pair but the left one is slightly more offwhite and the texture is not so smooth as that on the right.”

And “I am such an atypical Virgo. I was five minutes late to every single one of my appointments last Wednesday although it wasn’t my fault as I was having my curtains drycleaned and I had to ensure they used the correct cleaning product.”

Virgos may not DO everything but they sure as hell think of it & lie awake at night, noting the Not-Done in an orgy of self-guilting whereas our Scorp drifts off to sleep happily thinking of conspiracy theory, Saggo of their next trip (beach or mountain and what dullard obligation can they skip paying for to fund the trip – YAYYY!?) and Pisces fantasising re their latest crush and how best to spring their Stun & Beguile seduction campaign.

But poor darling sweet Virgo…they fall asleep thinking “baking soda…mend hem..book dentist…DAMN it….”

Remember Charlie Sheen was one of the few clients sprung in the Heidi Fleiss escort scandal because he kept meticulous records.

Astro Mickey Rourke

January 10, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Fiends, Astro-Passages, Celeb Fluffery, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 16 comments

“I lost the house, the wife, the credibility, the entourage. I lost my soul. I was alone … I’m sort of OK with it now, but the first time I’m in there, pushing a f***ing cart, getting my supper. I used to go to the 24-hour place in gay town, so no one would recognize me. The only thing I could afford was a shrink, so that’s where my money went. Three times a week for the first two years. The year after that, twice a week and now I’m down to once a week. I’ve only missed two appointments in six years.”

Mickey Rourke has always been one of those Virgoans (a la Charlie Sheen) who make peeps go “w.t.f. – he is a Virgo???”  You know, aren’t they meant to be vaguely together. Considered an immensely gifted young actor at his debut, he managed a quite spectacular slide into hideocrity: madness, poverty, a domestic abuse charge & blah de blah. Kim Basinger called him ‘the human ashtray.’ And now he’s back – apparently an Oscar contender for his iconic performance in The Wrestler…His astro??

I can’t find a birthtime so no ascendant (he looks like Gemini Rising, i.m.o) or midheaven which is a pity. But how funny is this? He’s Sun/Jupiter in Virgo and with Moon in Aquarius – so bats but brilliant. He’s got Venus conjunct Uranus in Leo so would be hopelessly attracted to women who were hot, charismatic & theatrical live-out-louders but they’d make his elegant & detached Moon/Sun feel claustro and repulsed. Interesting.  And he’s always got another career thing going on other than acting. You know, he tried boxing. He once owned a little magazine/ice cream stall thing. So to me he just reeks of Gemini…And so my theory is Gemini Rising & Pluto opposing in Sagg kinda correlates with his time out in the cold & doing therapy. Tres Pluto, non???

And now he is playing this character in The Wrestler who sounds v.individuated & Plutonic. Right now, Rourke’s got Saturn hovering between his Sun & his Jupiter; some tangible, official Saturn-style success & official recognition would be apt for such a transit. But note that Uranus (ruler of his Moon) is opposing his Sun & applying hard over March/April. Part of him is yearning for the validation & another bit must be already kicking up.

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