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Grouched Up Aries

March 17, 2010 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 51 comments

Tiffany Bozic

So I note some Aries peeps grouching it up in the comments.

I’m sure I said this before, maybe only in the Daily Scopes but anyway here it is again.

Last week Venus in Aries squared Pluto, this week Mercury in Aries  squares Pluto and next week the Sun in Aries squares Pluto. These are all harbingers of the squares from Uranus in Aries (major) to Pluto that are key themes of the next few years.

So it’s not supposed to induce angst but they are subtle omens of impending change which can feel a bit unsettling for sure.  It’s actually stirring all the Cardinal Signs; Aries, Kataka, Capricorn and Libra. Libra has Saturn in their sign and Capricorn Pluto.

If you are any of these signs, you kind of need to be reading the Astro-Confidentials featuring Saturn, Uranus and Pluto…because they’re all over your sign from mid-year and beyond. Especially if you’re born in the early degrees of your sign. Phoenixing to the Max.

Remember, another way of thinking about Cardinal signs is that you’re like a Boss sign. You get shit happening.

Even Though…

March 5, 2010 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 26 comments

Even though the Mars situation could be technically stressy for Leos (Mars Retrograde in their sign) and Capricorns (Mars is Exalted in Capricorn) and Arieans (Mars Rules their sign), they are all signs that are still healthily capable of Self-Love.

Capricorn One and Capricorn Two

March 3, 2010 in Astro-Cliches, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 38 comments

You know, I’ve said this before but I’m definitely starting to think it now: There are two types of Capricorn. One is more ruled by Pan-Dionysus kind of energy and the other by our lord Saturn.

See above for an example of Capricorn Type One, the cheekbony Ms Moss, avec Diet Coke, a fag & some alcoholic potion for perspective. All the ambition is present, of course, and there is still a work ethic but any control freakery does  not extend to body-as-a-temple policy.

Capricorn Type Two is embodied by Trudie Styler, aka co-producer of Moon and Mrs Sting, seen here below doing yoga at either her huge organic farm home or the Tuscan yoga ranch.

Capricorn One believes in preserving the body through constant intake of chemicals and other crap that will constantly challenge the immune system to become even more vigorous. Plus they just divert their work ethic into stamina to withstand an endless amount of toxins that would in fact poison anyone but Capricorn One. They’re also able to believe that everything they snort, eat or inhale converts to health and beauty via sheer willpower.  If the occasion is the ‘right’ occasion, of COURSE.

Capricorn Two shudders at the thought of common food and is perfectly happy to go the extra 900,000 whatevers to score the correct variety of biodynamic celeriac that will perfectly blend with the delicately honed bodily systems of Capricorn Two…They’re not just winging it and flinging any old organic crap down their gullett. Their diet is scientifically calibrated. Everything is measured. People say Saturn is their God and he is but the secondary Muse is Mensa, Goddess of Measurement. Whether it is weight or debt, there are numbers involved and Capricorn Two gets numbers.

Mars-Leo-Hair-Reminder

February 25, 2010 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 81 comments

Fashion Toast

Mars has just 14 more days until it is Direct.

Before then, no batty hair urges, lawsuits or random bitcherel.

This applies to Aries, Leo and Capricorn in particular…

What’s good about Mars Retro in Leo? You have most likely drawn up a powerful & strategic ‘battle plan’ in recent months & that’s brilliant. Benefits show up radically in mid-May. I don’t mean no advance till early June – just that June is when you wow yourself and other peeps out with the realization of your plan.

Mars Retro can evoke a sense of useful urgency that abets you making progress, even if it’s a bit hush-hush for a while.

Is This On The Agenda Of Your Capricorn (Or Virgo) Boss?

February 2, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 22 comments

“…A wearable conditioning device that detects if you’re smiling and provides pain feedback if you’re not. Frowning creates intense pain but a full smile leaves you pain free! The first in a series of Tools for Improved Social Inter-Acting….”

The Happiness Hat is the invention of Lauren McCarthy

It detects when you are not smiling or, worse, frowning and pinches your neck. Only a proper smile will stop the pain. People respond better to other people who smile.

I am visualizing an absolutely batso Capricorn boss of some bizarre corporation would be ordering these in by the busload. If they were legal.

O.m.g, which sign would want their partner to wear it? I reckon Libra. They hate seeing glum faces about. But only if you have pretty teeth.

Astro-Gaga: What Signs Are These Two & What Are They Doing?

January 29, 2010 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

Jerry Metellus

Any suggestions as to this couple’s astrological reality and/or status?

My feeling is that he is a Libran checking out a waitress, as they do & she’s a Capricorn trying to figure out if the guy over in the other corner is wearing a fake Rolex or not.

Or he could be a Virgo noting a frayed thread on the sleeve of the huge bouncer, wondering whether he’d mind being politely (of course) informed of this flaw. And she is a Leo looking at her hair in the mirror and wondering if it would be okay to nip out for a quick blowdry. Casino air conditioning really fuqs with her root lift.

Or he is an Aquarius who’s just told the Pisces that their house deposit will be very easy to win back because he has actually been in contact with aliens from Arcturus who have confided an  infallible betting system that will octuple their money. He is trying to remember the random sequential prime numbers chanelled to him in his dreams whilst she is looking for a someone with a phaser gun.

Thoughts?

Aqua-Venusian

January 19, 2010 in Planets by Mystic Medusa | 38 comments

Leonora Carrington

Venus is in Aquarius so get set to space out. Detached & totally not too clingy is the Zeitgeist and just watch some of those Capricornian relationship ideals get warped by the shift in Venusian paradigm. Out:  Convention. In: New modalities. You know what Aquarius is like. And Venus is also whizzing along to an opposition with retro-Mars (late Jan) & then a tryst with Neptune & Chiron in mid-Feb.

First the romantic weirding (especially so far as men are concerned) & then something magical in February. Venus in Aquarius is also, in general, a good time to scheme rad makeovers in beauty & fashion, clearing well of HAIR, given the Mars Retrograde…

Ponce up thy look to be more you, take and give some space & then prep for fascinating love-sex-relationship manifestations…

Sherlock Holmes: A Capricorn?

January 11, 2010 in Astro In Books by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

Robert Downey Jr in Sherlock Holmes

I admit it. I’ve never read Sherlock Holmes books & don’t want to see this movie because (weirdly, according to people i know) Guy Ritchie films don’t resonate.

Holmes author Arthur Conan Doyle himself had all manner of supernatural & was even friends with the daring Aries magician & illusionist Harry Houdini. F.Y.I.:  There is a whole chapter of a Sherlock Holmes book devoted to this:   Was Sherlock Holmes Really A Capricorn?

New Widget-New You

January 11, 2010 in New Moons by Mystic Medusa | 65 comments

IS50

Check out gorge new Astrodienst Widget on the bottom left guys!

Any time of the day or night & no matter where you are viewing this from (Mercury Retrograde is fuqing with my grammar bigtime, soz) you can see the current Sun, Moon, planets & node etc.

This New Moon Eclipse in Capricorn now forming is nothing if not practical…Remember, sense is not that common at ALL. Manifest some uncommon sense. That’s my resolution for the N.M.E and i am sticking to it, no matter what Sun-Venusian distractions loom….

Question: Going on where 26 Capricorn is in your chart, what is your New Moon Eclipse resolution?  Mine is in the 12th (Soul Sector) so i am going to become more inwardly resilient, clear in my philosophy and do some ghost-busting.

Mercury AND Mars Bats

December 27, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 149 comments

Vogue Nippon

This pic, seriously, is like me looking at my e-mail just now. Mercury AND Mars Retro is so infuriatingly bats ALREADY that I am back here even though technically not blogging again till Jan 4.

Okay, I am INSANELY into positive Retro spin. I have been musing upon a hokie little How-Mercury-Retr0-in-Cap-Helps-You-Process-the-Past-and-get-your-personal-history-reframed…And I was born with Mars Retrograde so it can’t be that bad…Mars and Mercury Retro  great planning times, excellent for major eureka flashes re your past & soulmining for the benefit of fab future creativity…

But you know what guys? It is STILL Mercury Retro and it can still screw up perfectly functioning e-mail systems so they – in this case – throw up thousands of previously deleted e-mails…as if they were new & unread again…Is there a cosmic message here? Am i supposed to be pouring over the fake rolex offers for celestial significance???  One counts one’s blessings but it’s weird…non? And on the first day of Mercury Retrograde…

So hang on to thy sanity – i reckon it’s gonna be a BIG Full Moon Eclipse & please-please-please I know it is the post-Saturnalia sales and all but it is NOT the time to buy big items or make massive decisions or initiate lawsuits. You can process weird news re your exes or similar without shifting continents, becoming a breatharian or buying a pet marmalute. I am slightly biassed against the latter right now as one tore my front gate off its hinges. Mars Retro also his weirdings, you understand.

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