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Robert Downey Jr in Sherlock Holmes

I admit it. I’ve never read Sherlock Holmes books & don’t want to see this movie because (weirdly, according to people i know) Guy Ritchie films don’t resonate.

Holmes author Arthur Conan Doyle himself had all manner of supernatural & was even friends with the daring Aries magician & illusionist Harry Houdini. F.Y.I.:  There is a whole chapter of a Sherlock Holmes book devoted to this:   Was Sherlock Holmes Really A Capricorn?

Ralph Fiennes (WHY is it apparently pronounced ‘Rafe?’) always looks SO Cap, does he not?

Cheekbones, classy, composed & comfy in a tux.

Yesterday was his birthday -his Sun is at Zero Degrees Cap. He’s a Solstice baby – sacred to some Celtic tribe for SURE. More interestingly, he’s got a powerhouse conjunction of Mars in late Leo with Pluto & Uranus. And Moon-Venus-Neptune in Scorpio. Holy Aphrodite, the gentleman is libinal. I reckon Mars in Leo for months & months will be sending him wild.  He’s probably going on that boys boat trip Tiger Woods is doing for Saturnalia. Cruising Capricorns.

And yes, he was brill in The English Patient but i hated that movie. I was in a towering rage at what happened to the Kristin Scott Thomas character for weeks.  Never has a movie needed Bruce Willis more. And I don’t like Bruce Willis but he would have sorted that cave shit out for sure. He would have found a jetpack hidden in the stupid desert or something.

It nearly annoyed me as much as the screen adaptation of Cold Mountain – note: I shall say this v.briefly because i tend to rant about it. The character Renee Z played in that movie was supposed to be African-American.

Anyway, watch Ralph as Mars in Leo triggers HIS Mars…

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“I’m all about target shopping.   I know what I need and, and I go and find i t. I’m a Capricorn so I’m a fast shopper. I’m not someone who says ‘let’s spend the entire day shopping’. For me, it isn’t a leisure pursuit.”  Kate Bosworth

True or False?  I think Capricorns are usually GOOD shoppers – they don’t tend to dither around, wasting time and buying naff crap in emo fits of freak-outs or feeling over-whelmed. But they can be weird.

I had a Capricorn boyfriend once who would NEVER shop. It was like he had a shopping disorder. He was skin-flinty to the point of insanity. I have never known a cheaper man. If there was a deemed necessity to go out and buy something such as food for eating (i am not talking about organic quinoa blinis with caviar folks) he would scrounge around the kitchen, just in case there was an option of making something edible with vegemite, 12 pasta spirals he could blow the dust off and the limp zucchini. He earned loads of $$$, just could not bear to spend it – except on guitar stuff (he was a muso) and pornography. It didn’t last long, this thing. AND i am not saying he typical of Capricorn men AT ALL.

But, o.m.g. this is all coming back, I know of ANOTHER Capricorn male and we were not lovers but he wound up as my house guest for weeks on end, cheerily consuming my food etc. Finally I nervously suggested he contribute something to the proceedings (I was less assertive then, it was before Pluto had helpfully trined my Mercury in Aries) and first he sulked, then he bitched it up a bit and then he begrudgingly presented me with a travel pack of laundry sachets. So six little teensy sample size things of laundry powder. This from a guy who was bunging through two loads a day. Odd, no?

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I really cannot see what the fuss is about Madonna & Jesus Luz. Men have much younger lovers all the time & nobody makes a peep, expect for when maybe the girl is exceptionally dewy/nubile and the man positively decrepit. But it’s like peeps are being both ageist AND sexist + insulting to Jesus Luz a la terms like ‘boy toy’ and all.

ANYWAY…He is a Capricorn & when he met Ms Madonna, he had Uranus crossing over his Pisces North Node…Sudden manifesting of destiny indeed. But you know what? I wouldn’t call this bloke a toy anything. He’s Moon-Pluto in Scorpio – sooo deep and comfie with psych depths too. Would get off on an emotionally intricate relationship. And he’s got Venus in Aquarius – a guy with Venus in Aquarius does not choose trad women to be in his life. Or ‘appropriate’ relationships. He just doesn’t. And there is a v.low boredom threshold when it comes to females.

Also, that Venus of his is sextile Jupiter (over the top lover) and sextile Mars-Saturn-Uranus in Sagittarius. Don’t fence him in or tell him what to do & he so would not give a shit if you did. BUT – because you’ve got Saturn there, he’s interested in creating some sort of structure in his life that allows for a lot of freedom & stimulation. I reckon he’s going gangbusters manifesting his chart and he hasn’t even had his Saturn Return yet.Venus sextile Saturn even by itself (without all the wild Uranian weirding) is happy with big age gap relationships.

Popeye_imagePopeye is SO a Capricorn!

He made his entry into a pre-existing (for ten years) cartoon on January 17 1929, playing a bit part. But – tres Capricorn- he was so successful that he became the star & driving force of the whole thing. Consider the guys’ Capricorn indicators: Muscular, born in a typhoon (Capricorns often have odd birth stories) devotion to proper eating (spinach, albeit usually canned but that may be  his generation) and exercise (lifts weights) hard-working, can be grim-looking in repose, loyal to his wife even though she often unaffectionate to him, versatile, difficult upbringing & relationship with father especially troubled, resourceful and never gives up.