Capricorn for a day

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1368050418_a6900845d1Antonio Lopez

Over in the Daily Scopes, I have been attempting to reassure Librans about the impending arrival of Saturn in their sign for the first time since 1980 or whatever it is. I am not even bothering to invoke the glorious boundary-setting powers of Saturn Girl.  No. Mars is in Leo and all so i’m going straight for saying that Saturn is The Thin And Rich Transit.

And I am not even lying just to make Librans feel better! Even though that is what they do to everyone else. It is actually the truth. And Saturn, btw, will be in Libra on Thurs in London, America et al and very early AM on Friday in Australia. I expect that it will actually awaken me.

Anyway, Saturn – by very dint of the amazing focus it helps to create & the discipline et al, IS so the Thin and Rich transit. And please, I am not extolling anorexia nor an inequitable capitalist system blah de blah. Simply that Saturn kills your appetite and it makes you SO mega-insanely security and status conscious that you will work your arse off to avoid even a nano-second of insecurity or being looked down upon, whatever.

It’s not just the ramped up work ethic – you don’t want to buy naff crap. It’s like your inner-retail-discriminator goes into hyper-drive.

Not only that – there are some intense work jags such as studying for an exam/writing a book that invariably involve large amounts of ‘reward carbs’ and endless hours sitting on your bum. Infuriating. But with the strong Saturn vibe and Pluto in Capricorn to back it up, there will be self-control exerted at all levels. Yes Libra, you too can waft around looking disdainful at the very thought of chocolate because you actually ate some celery before you came out and besides, you are on a schedule that works to maximise your health, beauty and focus.

You may be bitched up to haute hell & wow will all those peeps who mistook your fluffy charms for weakness get one freak of a fright when you unleash the new boundaries (borders is more like it, with armed guards, the lot) but you will look fantastic and the bills will be paid on time. Read or re-read Capricorn For A Day to get a glimpse into your new life.  Go hard or go  home. Time and Money are on your side.

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Anna Selezneva

La Luna is in Capricorn for a few days.  We could ALL be Capricorns for a day.  It’s SO unbelievably NOW and Diana/Artemis (the Moon Goddess) conjoining Pluto helps make the Capricorn vibe feel very intimate. It’s all about Strength, Dignity & these helpful Capricorn Lifestyle Tips:

* IMAGE;  The usual  Pluto-in-Cap monochromatic. If you are using a cosmetic enhancement, it is not visible. Golden beige. Pale beige. Tan beige. Glossy beige. Matt beige. Eyelash tint. Micro-dermed skin. If you are not very, very young, a lot of your moisturiser is most likely injected. Hair still flat. Off forehead to show off chic cerebral awareness and lack of stress. The G.F.C. does not stress Capricornians. Gorgeous cheekbones.

* SIGNATURE SCENT: Money, clean petro-chemical additive free soap, trust-fund lilies from the garden, fresh hair reek from whatever the salon used on the last GHDing + a hint of sulphur or something just a little bit dark such as baby oil & rubber. Is no longer spending precious $ on actual scent as such. If it is just 96% alcohol, as some commercial scents are, the Capricorn can whip up something super-carnal in the kitchen via some vodka + vanilla essence & her own personal scent, you understand.

* MOOD: Sombre with outbreaks of earthy humour  & quietly control-freaky yet totally present – best listener in the world sort of thing. As if they are elite soldier/most effective barrister in history being briefed by you.

* PHOBIAS:  Frizz, dirt, accents that sound common – almost as if the person could not be bothered reinventing him/herself.

* PHARMA:  DHEA, Melatonin, Co-Q 10, homeopathic Platinum Metallicum.

* SNACK: Japanese Beauty Collagen Marshmallows, Vodka Shots, not carbs.

* BEAUTY SECRET: Old-School – Celery Sticks.

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* SOCIAL NETWORKING: Seances, friends from a very long time ago, cousins of ex-lovers, old friends of parents, mentors whom one never failed, passed ancestors, genteel grifting, voodoo.

* GOAL-SETTING TECHNIQUE: Tatts, reminders to self…in blood, pacts, shit-lists of enemies hidden in drawers.

* ANTHEMS:  Heroes – David Bowie & covered by others including Jakob Dylan & Amazing Grace, the Arethra Franklin version.

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“…When we’ve been there ten thousand years,
Bright shining like the sun,
We’ve no less days to sing God’s praise
Than when we first begun..”

Amazing Grace…