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Scientists Say Saggos Are Most Likely To Be Famous & Young!

October 28, 2009 in Astro In Books by Mystic Medusa | 18 comments

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Okay, so it’s not scientists but “researchers on Cartoon Network” who have helpfully run the numbers and decided that Sagittarians are most likely to become famous when young or be child stars. In the Daily Mail article reporting this finding, it says nearly one in five child stars have been (love how that evokes the term ‘has been’, sob) or are Sagittarians.

Anecdotally, i have seriously always noticed Leos and Librans more in that regard – they throng the modelling ranks. And then you have the Olsen Twins…Gemini. Mind you, not children anymore nor even that young. They are probably about to write a best selling book on Hot Menopause or something. How old AM I? Saturn, please, don’t dawdle.

Also, the Cartoon Network “scienticians” have Scarlett Johansson as a Sagg and I don’t think she is. I think she is a Scorpio.

So, hands up who thinks Saggo is the sign most likely to be famous when mega-young?

Can Britney Do It?

January 28, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Women, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 18 comments

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When I first saw Britney Spears, yonks ago, poncing about in her school skirt on the television being watched by my son and then-husband, I wasn’t madly impressed. But then somehow, during her long & trashed up psycho-Pluto-square Mars & Neptune transit, I began to like her. There was the shocker of a boyfriend. And then, after she cut all her hair off in a pre-menstrual (?) rage, feel sorry for her. She was becoming like a swamp-bogan version of Princess Diana. A beautiful, talented & wealthy young mother, with a huge following & yet…There she was schlepping around drinking slurpies, driving out-of-it with her kids in the car & engaging in vile family & custody lawsuits. There was even one week in which my teenage multiple Leo son – who adores her – was striding around wailing “why can’t somebody just do something?”

This latest comeback comes as she has Pluto on her IC (a major shift of focus, hopefully finding & grounding herself) and squaring her Libra-Asc: If she can pull it off – and she has not even had one Saturn Return yet – it will be a radical reinvention.  Jupiter is trining her Ascendant and about to conjoin her Moon – she could do something majorly expansive and creative…And to do with her parenting?  One thing: why the midriff pic? Yes, it definitely proves there ain’t no booze-bloat going on with Britney any more. But still. Is it declasse? Or am i out of mode?