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Some say that it’s Halloween soon. Well, if you are in the Southern Hemisphere, it is totally NOT Halloween.  It is Beltane, – Beautiful Fire – the festival of fertility, summer & renewal.  Halloween is more like Samhain – the spooky start of colder weather, the veils between the worlds are at their thinnest and so on…You are naturally girding thyself for colder weather, dragging  out heaters etc: Pumpkins, scary ghostly themes, whatever. If you are in the Northern Hemisphere happy Samhain and many profound thoughts honouring those who have passed on into the next realm.

But Beltane is HOT.  The old Pagan festivals for Beltane involved – basically – random rooting around with a view to honouring Dionysus et al & it feels right, seasonally…less clothes, brighter weather, new beginnings sprouting all over the place. There are a few different schools of thought re when exactly Beltane is supposed to be celebrated. Some say it is the Full Moon in Taurus (or Scorpio if you are in England, America etc) which would mean November 3 this year.  Others say when the Sun is at 15 degrees of Taurus or Scorpio – May or Nov 15 this year and others say Oct 30/Nov 1.  I favour the latter because it is 8 degrees of Scorpio and thus my Midheaven which means i can claim spurious witchy-goo goo links to Beltane.

Actually, I have a party on Beltane – the Scorpio Sex Academic’s birthday. I intend to wait until the Moon has passed Pluto (this evening Sydney time) and suggest she organises a Maypole for everyone to dance around. Or, this being a southern hemisphere Beltane, a novemberpole. Something suitably phallic at any rate.  Other than that, you surely all know the Beltane rituals by now: Clean house, get flowers, plant something highly scented and impractical, get new undies, smudge/space clear, make optimistic summery vows, get drunk and have some sex. Ish.

Deities of Beltane, should you be interested: Venus, Ishtar, Freya, Priapus, Pan, Dionysus, Flora and any nature god/goddess.

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Today is the birthday of  the completely fascinating Sarah Bernhardt

“Why this ongoing attention to a French theatrical star of the distant past? You can ascribe it to Sarah’s rich and notorious private life, always ripe for retelling; to the central role she played in the history of the theater in particular and the culture of the time in general; to the unique way she grew into legend morphing from a tarty little actress into the most famous French person of her century after Napoleon and the most admired Frenchwoman in history after Joan of Arc (whom she played twice she didn’t manage Napoleon, but one of her greatest triumphs was as his doomed son L’Aiglon)

Her undying celebrity would not have surprised her: from her earliest years she was determined to be noticed, to conquer the world, and to do it her own way. When at the age of nine she was dared to jump a ditch and broke her wrist falling into it, she cried out in rage, “Yes, yes, and I’ll try it again if I’m dared to! I’m going to do exactly what I want all my life!” That’s when she decided on “Quand meme” as her motto, and she never relinquished it. She decorated her stationery, her dishes, her silver with it; it was inscribed on the flag she flew over the little fort she bought and summered in on Belle-Isle, off the Brittany coast; it was as much a part of her legend as her scrawniness, her legion of lovers, the coffin she sometimes liked to sleep in. But how to translate it? “Even so”? “No matter what”? “All the same”? “Despite everything”? “Nevertheless”? “Against all odds”? “Whatever”?…”

I always thought she was Libran and indeed, she could be. Just. Would depend on the time of birth.

She was most likely born with her Sun at Zero Scorp, squared by Saturn in Aquarius…And, her Moon was in early Aries, conjunct Uranus and both opposed by Mars…The Mars trining the Saturn. Her birthtime is oft estimated at 8pm – not sure why but it puts her Moon-Uranus on the Midheaven.

And, I love this, given her blissfully intense and creative love life – Venus conjunct Chiron in Virgo…Do read the article, linked in above, it is full of the most fabulous anecdotes…I LOVE the idea of having a motto that you inscribe everywhere.

And surely, she had Leo rising? She looks feline, as Leo Risings so often do.  Note also that the women actually had a lot of aspects traditionally described as “bad” – Sun square Saturn, Moon opposite Mars etc but so many of the most celebrated peeps do have technically “bad” charts. Something to fight against? Miserable childhood worth rising high to get away from? The school of ’surthrival’ as revenge?

“Her admirers? To name a few: Mark Twain (“There are five kinds of actresses: bad actresses, fair actresses, good actresses, great actresses and then there is Sarah Bernhardt”); Freud (“After the first words of her lovely, vibrant voice I felt I had known her for years”); D.H. Lawrence (“She represents the primeval passion of woman, and she is fascinating to an extraordinary degree”). “

Plus there is this fab story about her sojourn in Sydney, Australia…

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The fabulous Turritopsis nutricula!

Rightio, so Mercury Retrograde belts onward & more gloriously bats headlines amidst the sombre Pluto-In-Cap themed ones.  This jellyfish is apparently immortal & everyone naturally wants to know some of his/her anti-aging secrets. Like a disco-fevered sort of a submarinal phoenix, Turritopsis destroys itself & is basically reborn – young again – the moment it feels ancient.

And, in news that is either a bit of a worry or a dodgy excuse for carbophilia, obesity is apparently catching. Yes, like a virus. Plus, I just thought of this a la some slef fluffery in which Jessica Simpson is doted on a bit for having gotten curvier I reckon putting on weight/ the bigger figure will be more ‘in’ along with Pluto In Capricorn. Looking emaciated may not have quite the catchet it did. Lean times, beefier bodies in trend? McDonalds sales are apparently up-up-up.

And speaking of money, I am longing to know the birth info for Natalie Dylan, the Women’s Studies student in the U.S. auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder. Okay, I have just e-mailed her to ask & said in return for her birth data, would be completely happy to provide (in confidence) some timing tips for her first time.

(UPDATE! Just 20 mins after I e-mailed Ms Dylan re her birthtime, I get an e-mail thanking me for my consideration and asking for my phone number! It would be a Mercury Retrograde shocker if I somehow wind up mistakenly bidding in this comp. Have sent hasty e-mail clarifying. )

ANOTHER UPDATE: NATALIE DYLAN E-MAILED ME BACK & SHE IS A LEO!

Yes, Mercury is still Retrograde. Until Feb 1 – evening in Australia, very early AM in London, Sat night in LA. Just pretend it’s direct on Monday the 2nd of Feb to make it easier.

Oh and in minor news, the Leo-Rising-Aquarian-Rugger-Stud has re-surfaced, unperturbed by having been presumably off-planet for the long weekend & blithely as bats as usual.